I blink in surprise for a moment. Then I lean forward, ears first.
"I'm sorry, can you repeat what you just said? I don't think I heard that quite correctly."
Grandma doesn't hesitate. "I said I want you boys to make me some grandchildren. The one who grants me offspring first gets my shares."
What the?!
I know my grandma is crazy, but this? Hell no. I'd rather go public with my companies than make Leilani pregnant for money. She still hasn't told me how she feels about me damnit!
"I'm sorry, but I'll have to pass your challenge this time. I can't make my wife pregnant on a whim just because you asked us to. Besides, I believe having babies needs to be planned so you reduce the risk of regretting having them… And later neglecting them."
Ouch. That hurt to say for some reason.
