[... Prime, why are you entering all the way over there? You way behind Speed Stone and the others now?]
[... Yeah, Prime, you need to hurry to the centre of the asteroid field if you're gonna win this and get to play with Diva Aphrodite.]
[... Oh shit, I completely forgot that Diva Aphrodite always fucks the winners, doesn't that mean our boy Prime will be fucking two Divas soon?]
[... Chill, I'm sure our boy Prime has a plan.]
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA," Prime laughed boisterously before calmly saying. "Of course, I have a plan. I'm going to easily make it to the centre of the asteroid field way ahead of the competition, so that the five-minute timer starts and eliminates most, if not all my competitors.
Should any of them miraculously make it within time, I will happily show them the firepower of Black Prime."
Prime laughed boisterously before calmly saying.
[... Kyaaaa, Prime, you're so manly.]
[... Yeah, Prime, show me what a real man can do in bed and impregnate me with your seed.]
[... Ewwww, that's a bit much, don't you think?]
[... You just don't know how to respect the manliness that is Prime. It would be any woman's greatest fortune to be impregnated by him and allowed to birth his child.]
[... Yeah, loser, you don't understand how great Prime truly is, @moderator, we have a disbeliever here.]
[Moderator has banned user …]
[... Good job, moderator, only true Primesters are allowed in here.]
[... You do know that he probably won't fuck any of you after he becomes Diva Lorelie.]
[... Nah ah, our hunny Prime would never leave us, right Prime?]
[... That's right. Prime's so manly and good in bed that I bet even Diva Aphrodite will fall for him and become his lover along with Diva Lorelie.]
[... I guess that means in the future every sex video of Diva Aphrodite will be her fucking Prime since she won't want any other man after him.]
"Hahahahaha, calm down, Lady Primesters. I promise to keep entertaining you all both onstream and offstream in the future, even if I do marry Diva Lorelie, Hahahahaha."
[... Kyyyyyaaaaa, Prime, you're the best.]
[... I love you, Prime. My husband is out tonight, so come take me after you win the charity match.]
[... Errr, he'll be busy with Diva Aphrodite, remember.]
[... Then bring her along so that both of us can satisfy you before accepting your seed.]
[... WTF is up with this chat?]
[Moderator has banned user …]
[... Prime HUGE news. I just read on Xer-verse that you're like the first streamer to EVER compete in the UMB Cup.]
[... Seriously? Haha, our boy Prime sets yet another record.]
[... Kyyaaaa, go Prime, go.]
"HAHAHAHAHAHA, is that right? Well, how about the first streamer to ever compete in the UMB Cup also goes on to win that match? Don't you all think that would make for great reading? HAHAHAHAHAHA."
[... Hell yeah, Prime do it.]
[... Go for the win, Prime.]
[... Set more new records, not only for being the first streamer to compete at the UMB Cup, but also the first streamer to win at the UMB Cup and the first streamer to date two divas simultaneously.]
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"Spector Unit Six is entering the attack range of Angels Fury, Matriarchs' Right and the turret, and it looks like he plans to involve himself in their confrontation as we can see that his shoulder cannons are moving towards both Angels Fury and Matriarchs' Right," Honcho said in excitement.
"Not only the shoulder cannons, look at Spector Unit Six's wrists, what appears to be a mini triple repeater just appeared out of a compartment on each wrist," Dulaebella said with excitement.
"They're not pointing at either Angels Fury or Matriarchs' Right. Where is he aiming them?" Raella asked suddenly.
"They aimed towards where the turret seems to be," Dulaebella replied as her excitement increased.
"But he shouldn't be able to detect the turret, right?" Honcho asked with confusion.
"That was my assumption also when none of the other mechs attacked it previously," Dulaebella confirmed just before everyone watched Spector Unit Six fire six lasers at three different targets.
"Oh wow, Spector Unit Six is actually attacking Angels Fury, Matriarchs' Right and the turret simultaneously," Honcho said in excitement as two of the shoulder lasers impacted Angels Fury's left flank, two more hit Matriarchs' Right's right flank and those from the two triple mini repeaters hit the turret.
[Animefangirl (Earth): Oh hell yeah, that was so Anime.]
[Superior4horns (Vinox 3): Oh Fuck.]
[HackerSu (Trillion): Just when things are boring, he comes along and makes things interesting. 📣]
[Noobkiller9000 (Earth): I can't believe he attacked all three simultaneously.]
[Beinglittleisnotadisadvantage (Strathorp 7): I'm shocked he managed to detect the turret. From the looks of the thing, it's a relatively small model that's difficult for anything but ship sensors to detect.]
[DeverinianLordMalacoss (Deverinian 9): That was certainly impressive, though I wonder what he plans to do now that he has attacked all three.]
[OfficialMuriel (Aqua Primus): His attacks will most definitely draw the other two mechs' attention, though I'm also curious to know what will happen with the turret.]
[Phoenixempress (Fenix Nest): Hehe, I would expect nothing less.]
[NonpareilRaphilia (Aaru): Do you still not plan to tell us what you know?]
[Phoenixempress (Fenix Nest): Nope. 🙃]
"Oh, what's this?" Honcho asked as a new notification appeared on the holographic screens of everyone watching.
[[Turret 365 simulated damage level has reached critical]]
[[Turret 365 has been destroyed]]
"Well, how about that, folks, it seems that Spector Unit Six's attacks counted as damage to not only the mechs whose damage you can see on the mech overlay, but also to the turret, which has been destroyed, and here I thought the attack wouldn't do anything," Honcho explained.
"Well, that would be kind of silly and not very realistic, Honcho," Dulaebella admonished.
"My bad, my bad," Hocho said before changing the subject, "Both Angels Fury and Matriarchs' Right have sustained serious simulated damage and their speed has dropped to twenty-five per cent. This is a prime opportunity for Spector Unit Six to take them both out."
"Did you purposefully make a Prime pun there?" Raella asked while rolling her eyes.
"Hhaha, perhaps," Honcho chuckled.
"You know it only works when you're talking about Prime, right?" Raella replied while shaking her head.
"The logical thing for Spector Unit Six to do would be to ignore both Angels Fury and Matriarchs' Might and chase on after the leading pack, which still has Speed Stone in the lead," Dulaebella stated.
"It seems that the pilot of Spector Unit Six thinks the same thing because he is continuing on course after the leading pack and leaving both Angels Fury and Matriarchs' Right behind… hang on, the shoulder-mounted turrets appear to be rotating again and aiming back towards both Angels Fury and Matriarchs' Right." Honcho suddenly said before all four turrets once again fired and hit their targets.
"Oh my, it seems the pilot of Spector Unit Six wasn't planning to leave without giving his competitors a farewell gift."
"You're right, Honcho, and with those two hits, both Angels Fury and Matriarchs' Right have had their speed reduced to six point two five per cent for a whole ten seconds." Dulaebella
"Six point two five per cent, you're right in your original analogy that they're almost as slow as a Gargolian," Raella remarked.
[Handsome3horns (Vinox 2): Ah fuck, come on streamer finish them off.]
[Superior4horns (Vinox 3): You idiot, his priority is to reach the centre of the asteroid field, not to take out his competitors.]
[Handsome3horns (Vinox 2): But taking them out now will mean he wont have to face them in the next stage of the match.]
[Beinglittleisnotadisadvantage (Strathorp 7): First off, we don't even know what the next stage of the match is, and second, since they're slowed to only 6.25% of their maximum speed for ten seconds, they might not even reach the centre of the asteroid field in time to partake in the next stage.]
[Celebrityhunter69 (Earth): Isn't a 50% speed reduction for 10 seconds every time they are hit a bit harsh?]
[Phoenixempress (Fenix Nest): Perhaps, but you're only looking at it from a competition point of view.]
[Celebrityhunter69 (Earth): What do you mean, Phoenix Empress?]
[Phoenixempress (Fenix Nest): You're from a technologically less advanced world than ours, so you probably don't know anything about mech piloting and battles. In a mech battle, speed is key. I don't just mean how fast you are in a straight line like Speed Stone, but also how fast your mech makes sudden course alterations to dodge an attack.
Not only does being fast allow you to avoid attacks quickly, but it also allows you to reposition yourself into an advantageous position against your opponent.
There is a reason why the Black Knight was able to achieve victory in the Siege of Fenix Nest and become my race's hero. The Black Knights' speed made it nearly impossible for any of those Herpolisk bastards to hit; in fact, many people have gone over the recordings of the battle and found that during the entire conflict, while surrounded and being fired upon by countless enemies, the Black Knight never took a single direct hit.]