The morning sun glimmered off marble towers as the party finally reached the capital city of the Kingdom of Curves. True to its name, the architecture was… well, curved. Every spire bulged outward like hips. Every arch bent like the small of a back. Even the gates were sculpted into the shape of a colossal peach.
Kazuto dropped to his knees, tears streaming from his eyes."This… this is paradise!!"
Ayame slapped him upside the head. "Don't collapse before we even enter, idiot!"
Nyala giggled, tail flicking. "Mmm~ this place suits you perfectly, Kazuto~."
Liora raised an eyebrow. "Careful. Kingdoms that flaunt this much excess usually hide sharp blades beneath the velvet."
The guards, clad in armor that emphasized rather than concealed their curves, saluted and led them inside.
The Royal Palace
The palace was even more outrageous. Statues of voluptuous queens lined the halls, golden chandeliers shaped like breasts hung from the ceiling, and plush carpets depicted endless patterns of swaying hips.
Kazuto was practically foaming at the mouth. "Every step is fanservice!!"
Ayame grabbed his collar. "Behave, or I swear I'll cut you down myself!"
Finally, the throne room doors swung open. Trumpets blared.
Upon the throne sat… her.
The Thicc Princess.
Her body was a miracle of curves. Wide hips that dwarfed her throne, breasts that strained her royal corset to its limits, thighs so thick they seemed carved by the gods themselves. Her face was noble, with kissable lips curved into a sly smile. A heavy jeweled crown sat on her long flowing hair, but Kazuto only saw the jiggle.
His vision tunneled. His soul left his body. "S-s-she's… the Final Boss of Booty…"
The Princess chuckled softly, her voice smooth and commanding."So, you are the so-called 'Lewd Hero.' The one who destroyed the Tower of Lewd Trials. Approach."
Ayame shoved Kazuto forward. "Don't embarrass us."
He stumbled, nearly nose-diving into the plush red carpet, then stood stiffly, eyes locked on the Princess's chest."Y-your… majesty. I… humbly present my nose… to bleed before your greatness."
Ayame screamed. "IDIOT!!"
Nyala purred, tail swishing. "Mmm~ he's already worshipping her curves~."
Liora muttered, "This… will be troublesome."
The Princess's Test
The Princess rose, her enormous form casting a shadow across the chamber. Every noble present bowed.
"Kazuto," she said, stepping down from the throne. "I've summoned you here for two reasons: first, to reward you for your victory. And second… to test your worthiness."
Her heels clicked as she circled him like a predator. She leaned close, lips brushing his ear."Tell me, Lewd Hero. Can you resist the curves of a goddess… when they are within your grasp?"
Her breasts pressed against his arm. Her hips brushed his side.
Kazuto's blood pressure skyrocketed. His system screamed warnings.[Warning: Lewd Tension Overload Approaching Fatal Level.]
Ayame nearly fainted from anger. "S-stop clinging to him, you oversized cow!!"
Nyala smirked. "Mmm~ what a fun rivalry this will be~."
Liora pinched the bridge of her nose. "…I can already feel the chaos this kingdom will bring."
Court Intrigue
The Princess finally released Kazuto, smiling wickedly."You amuse me, Hero. But know this—my court is filled with rivals who will not welcome you. The nobles whisper of your growing harem. Already, factions move to test your loyalty."
A fat noble stepped forward, sneering."Princess, surely this perverted clown cannot be trusted! He defeated a tower of lust through… indecent means. He will corrupt our kingdom!"
Kazuto pointed his stick at the noble. "Oi, shut up! My pervy ways are pure!!"
The court gasped.
Ayame buried her face in her hands. "We're going to be executed…"
But the Princess laughed, her breasts bouncing dangerously."Pure lewdness… how fascinating. Very well, Hero. Prove yourself in my service. Protect my kingdom from the enemies gathering at its gates. Do this… and perhaps I will allow you to serve as my personal guardian."
Kazuto fainted instantly. His system pinged:
[New Quest: Serve the Thicc Princess. Protect her curves at all costs.]
Waifu Rivalry Sparks
That night, the party was given luxurious quarters. Kazuto lay sprawled on the royal bed, still mumbling about the Princess's "booty of destiny."
Ayame crossed her arms, glaring. "Listen here, idiot. You already have a party. You don't need some spoiled princess joining in!"
Nyala smirked, pressing close to Kazuto. "Mmm~ I think a royal addition would make things more fun."
Liora sighed, sitting at the vanity. "If the Princess is truly interested in him, we may not have a choice. Political alliances often come with… personal entanglements."
Ayame's face went crimson. "D-don't say it like that!!"
Kazuto sat up suddenly, eyes sparkling. "So you're saying… I might get a princess route?!"
Ayame smacked him flat with a pillow. "DIE, PERVERT!!"