The palace banquet glittered with opulence. Chandeliers shaped like giant peaches swung overhead, and nobles in silken gowns lounged at long curved tables piled high with exotic food. Every dish was sculpted into provocative shapes—sausages, round buns, cream-filled pastries.
Kazuto was already crying tears of joy. "Even the food is thicc!!"
Ayame yanked his collar. "Don't drool in front of royalty, you fool!"
Nyala purred, leaning over his shoulder to whisper. "Mmm~ at least let him enjoy the buns."
Liora shook her head, muttering, "This will end in disaster."
At the head of the table, the Thicc Princess sat on her custom-built throne. The chair creaked beneath her hips as she raised a goblet of wine."To the Lewd Hero, Kazuto, slayer of the Tower of Lust's Mistress! May his… unique strength serve this kingdom well."
The hall erupted in applause—though not all the nobles clapped. Some whispered, eyes narrowed.
Schemes Begin
A fat noble leaned toward another, sneering."That clown? A threat to our traditions. The Princess humiliates herself entertaining such filth."
Another whispered, "They say his power comes from lewd acts with his women. Disgusting… but dangerous."
Kazuto, meanwhile, was face-deep in roasted turkey, grease dripping down his chin. "Mmmph!! This kingdom has the best meat!!"
Ayame slapped him with a napkin. "CHEW, IDIOT!!"
The Princess smirked, eyes glittering. "Tell me, Hero. How does one such as you grow so strong?"
Kazuto straightened, puffing out his chest. "By training every night with my beautiful waifus! Through butt slaps, boob grabs, and lewd synchronization rituals!"
The hall went silent. Forks clattered.
Ayame turned purple. "YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT OUT LOUD!!"
Nyala licked her lips. "Mmm~ he's not wrong."
Liora buried her face in her hands. "Spirits save us."
The Princess only laughed, her breasts jiggling dangerously."Marvelous. Such honesty is rare in this den of liars."
The Assassination Attempt
As the feast continued, a hooded servant approached Kazuto with a jug of wine. But as he poured, Ayame's eyes narrowed. She caught a faint shimmer in the liquid.
"Poison!" she shouted, knocking the goblet away.
The hall erupted into chaos. The hooded servant dropped the jug and drew twin daggers. "Death to the lewd pretender!"
More assassins burst in from hidden doors, masked and clad in black lace.
Kazuto leapt up, pulling his trusty stick from nowhere. "Oi oi oi—can't a man enjoy thighs and chicken in peace?!"
Ayame blocked a dagger, sparks flying.Nyala pounced, claws slashing. "Mmm~ a little chaos to spice up the banquet!"Liora chanted, blasting light across the hall.
But the assassins moved in coordinated waves. One lunged straight for Kazuto's chest.
"Kazuto!" the waifus screamed—
—and the Princess herself stepped in front of him. Her enormous hips swayed as she twisted, slamming the assassin across the hall with nothing but her butt.
The man smashed through a table, groaning.
Kazuto's jaw dropped. "…She used ASS-STYLE MARTIAL ARTS?!"
The Princess winked. "You're not the only one who fights with curves, Hero."
The Battle
The assassins swarmed. Kazuto swung his stick wildly, his system pinging.
[Lewd Harmony Burst Lv.2 Activated.]
But the fight pressed him harder than ever before. For every assassin knocked down, two more pressed forward.
An assassin lunged from above, blade aimed for Kazuto's heart.
Without thinking, he grabbed Ayame's waist with one hand and Nyala's chest with the other. Energy surged between them.
"LEWD SYNC: DOUBLE WAIFU OVERDRIVE!!"
A shockwave of pink energy blasted outward, shattering the assassin's blade and sending enemies flying.
Ayame shrieked. "D-don't grab me there mid-battle!!"
Nyala moaned. "Mmm~ do it again~."
Kazuto's system dinged:
[New Skill Learned: Ecchi Reflex Guard.][Effect: Instinctively grabs waifus in pervy ways to trigger defensive counterattacks.]
Liora deadpanned. "…That is not a real skill. That's harassment."
But it worked—the assassins were routed, groaning across the shattered banquet hall.
Aftermath
The Princess stood tall, cheeks slightly flushed, gown ripped in scandalous places from the battle. She gazed at Kazuto with a sly smile."You are reckless. Unrefined. Utterly shameless. And yet… you fought to protect me without hesitation."
Kazuto rubbed the back of his head, laughing nervously. "Ehehe… well, your booty was in danger. Couldn't just sit there."
Ayame smacked him. "YOU MEAN HER LIFE, YOU MORON!!"
The Princess laughed, her chest shaking like an earthquake."Truly fascinating. I believe you may be the ally I've been waiting for."
She leaned close, whispering so only he could hear."Be ready, Hero. Tonight's attempt was only the beginning. The nobles will stop at nothing to destroy us both."
Kazuto blinked. "Us… both?"
She kissed his cheek, leaving a faint lipstick mark."Yes. For from this night forth… you are mine, Kazuto."
The waifus screamed in unison."EEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!?!"