📌 SYNOPSIS (For New Readers)
Truck-Kun (God of Isekai) and Darius (lich with 137 bad lives) are forced into cosmic therapy by the Isekai Bureau. Chaos ensues when Airplane-Sama crashes the session—literally.
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🚛 SCENE 1: DIVINE COUCH SESSION
The therapy room looked like a DMV crossed with a demonic Build-A-Bear Workshop.
DR. KETCHUM (a charred Pikachu plush):
"Truck-Kun, your file says 'excessive yeeting' and… squints'sentient outhouse incident'?"
TRUCK-KUN (radio blasting "Highway to Hell"):
"Your honor, that outhouse had great ventilation!
DARIUS (skeleton clattering):
"I. WAS. THE. OUTHOUSE."
(Flashback: Chibi Darius as a wooden toilet, screaming as a bear approaches. Sound effect: "PLOP.")
💬 READER POLL (Vote Below!):
🔘 A) Truck-Kun should apologize (boring)
🔘 B) Darius gets free therapy tacos (chaotic)
🔘 C) Summon Karen as couples counselor (disaster)
(Top choice changes next chapter!)
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✈️ SCENE 2: AIRPLANE-SAMA'S GRAND ENTRANCE
KABOOM! The wall exploded as Airplane-Sama drifted in sideways, trailing "100% On-Time Isekai" banners.
AIRPLANE-SAMA (smug intercom):
"Attention losers. My passengers get dragon bloodlines, not… checks notes… sentient spoons."
DARIUS (loading Nokia hammer):
"…That was Life #33."
TRUCK-KUN (honking):
"OH, MR. 'NO-CURBSIDE-CHECKED-BAGS' HAS OPINIONS NOW—"
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💥 SCENE 3: KAREN UNLEASHES YELP NUKES
A portal spat out Karen, her "Speak to Manager"aura cracking reality.
KAREN (Yelp Grimoire glowing):
"I was promised a DRAGON harem! 1-STAR APOCALYPSE, NOW!"
(The sky rained ⭐☆☆☆☆ reviews, melting the floor into complaint forms.)
TRUCK-KUN (panicking):
"NOT MY 4.8★ RATING!"