[SCENE 1: THE KAREN REALM]
The portal spat them into a dimension of endless customer service desks, each manned by a clone of Karen Supreme. Fluorescent lights buzzed overhead, illuminating signs that read:
"ALL COMPLAINTS FINAL. NO REFUNDS. NO ESCAPE."
Darius's Nokia hammer pinged with a notification:
[📱 NEW MESSAGE: "Welcome to KarenHQ! Your estimated wait time is... ETERNITY."]
Truck-Kun's grille drooped. "Worst. Isekai. Ever."
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[SCENE 2: THE VTUBER DEBUT]
A shimmering screen materialized in front of them:
[🎥 LIVE STREAM STARTING IN 10... 9...]
**DARIUS (panicking): "Why is there a subscriber count on my skull*?!"
The camera flipped on, revealing:
- Truck-Kun with anime-girl filter (blinking ^_^ headlights)
- Darius as a "skeleton ASMR" streamer
- Karen Supreme in the chat, spamming: "MODS BAN THEM"
VIEWER COUNT: 666,000 and rising.
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[SCENE 3: THE SPONSORSHIP WAR]
A pop-up appeared:
[🌟 "NECROBRAND wants to sponsor you!
PAYMENT: 1 soul per 10k views"]
Darius hesitated. "That's... suspiciously fair?"
Truck-Kun's GPS blared: "WARNING: FINE PRINT DETECTED."
The contract's hidden clause? "Souls become NFT memes."
CHAT REACTED:
💀 "SIGN IT FOR THE CONTENT"*
🚛 "DON'T DO IT, BRO"
👑 "I'LL BUY YOUR SOUL FOR 3.50"
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[SCENE 4: THE GREAT ESCAPE]
Karen Supreme's minions closed in, wielding "Terms of Service" spears.
TRUCK-KUN (whispering): "New plan: We become the sponsors."
He revved his engine, projecting a holographic ad:
"TRY TRUCK-KUN'S NEW 'YEET-FREE' ISEKAI INSURANCE!
"0.1% ACCIDENT RATE (disclaimer: 99.9% lies)"
The Karens paused. "...Does it cover emotional damages?"
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[SCENE 5: THE BETRAYAL]
Airplane-Sama crashed through the ceiling, trailing "100% ON-TIME" banners.
AIRPLANE-SAMA:"Pathetic. I got a deal with Afterlife Express™!"
He dropped branded parachutes that turned into 5-star review requests.
Darius facepalmed so hard his jawbone clattered to the floor.
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[SCENE 6: THE FINAL COUNTDOWN]
The stream's donation goal bar filled:
"100% FUNDED! UNLOCKING: 'DELETE KAREN REALM' DLC"
Truck-Kun hit "Accept" just as:
- Karen Supreme's "Manager Mode" glitched
- The NFT souls rebelled as pixelated ghosts
- The VTuber avatar winked and gained sentience
LAST MESSAGE BEFORE DISCONNECT:
"Follow @UndeadDarius for Part 2!"