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Chapter 90 - Yu Xiaogang is Addicted to Farts, Who Says It's Redundant to Take Off Your Pants to Fart?

Tang San's Second Soul Ring flashed.

"Second Soul Skill, Fart Accumulation!"

His body began to swell, and his abdomen started gurgling.

Following that, Tang San's First Soul Ring flashed again.

"First Soul Skill, Farting Like Forging Iron, Charging a Hammer: Tang San's Fart!"

Tang San shouted his soul incantation, and then the Blue Silver Hammer in his hand was thrown forward violently.

"Bang!"

A huge fart exploded directly onto Yu Xiaogang's face.

One fart, and Yu Xiaogang's clothes shook violently, followed by him slamming backwards.

"Wife, are you alright?"

Tang San quickly arrived at Yu Xiaogang's side, wanting to help him up.

But at this moment, Yu Xiaogang gestured for Tang San to wait.

He closed his eyes slightly and began to inhale the fart in the air repeatedly.

The feeling was truly intoxicating and memorable.

He had been waiting for a chance to try it again after the previous few,

And finally, he tasted it once more.

I don't know why, but ever since the last time, the smell has been incredibly intoxicating.

It's been really difficult for him lately.

Taking a few deep breaths, he felt refreshed.

He didn't know,

that his current state was actually a craving for farts.

It's like someone who smokes for the first time; it's extremely unpleasant and they choke.

But what if they experience it a lot?

From feeling completely choked to not feeling choked at all,

then they start to enjoy it.

Finally,

they get addicted.

A day without it was unbearable, itchy all over, and incredibly uncomfortable, making him scratch his ears and cheeks.

Yu Xiaogang was going through the same process.

Initially, when Yu Xiaogang was hit by the fart in the Soul Hunting Forest, he felt the same way. One whiff almost choked him to death.

Then, after subsequent encounters with the fart, the feeling changed.

It gradually became milder, and he seemed to be able to accept it, not choking as much, but enjoying it was definitely out of the question.

However, after the last time, when Ye Fan modified it and unleashed three Tornado Farts, Yu Xiaogang was completely hooked!

But at this moment, due to his pride, Yu Xiaogang didn't dare to inhale again. He felt a bit embarrassed.

What kind of situation was it, sucking his husband's farts? It wouldn't sound good if he told anyone.

"San,"

"Your power isn't weak, but it's still quite a bit behind Luo Sanpao's damage. Do you know where the difference lies?"

Yu Xiaogang sat up with a jolt.

Tang San shook his head, a bit confused. "It's still being blocked, your attack power."

"I'll give you a chance to think about the differences between your fart attacks and Luo Sanpao's."

Tang San started using his little brain to think, constantly comparing the differences between the two.

Finally,

he found it.

That's it! He was wearing pants, while Luo Sanpao wasn't when he farted, so most of the power was blocked by the pants!

"Wife!"

"I found it!"

Tang San was immediately filled with joy.

"It's because I was wearing pants! The pants blocked the power!"

Yu Xiaogang nodded in satisfaction.

"You are teachable!"

"Attack again, let me see."

Tang San nodded heavily.

"It was hard work, wife, helping me test the damage."

Yu Xiaogang waved his hand. "It's nothing, nothing. It's only right."

"After all, we're family."

Tang San was immediately moved to tears. Where could he find such a good wife?

He definitely had to cherish her in the future.

Tang San immediately attacked again.

Tang San's Second Soul Ring flashed.

"Second Soul Skill, Fart Accumulation!"

His body began to swell, and his abdomen started to rumble.

Following that, Tang San's First Soul Ring flashed again.

"First Soul Skill, Farting Like Forging Iron, Charging a Hammer: Tang San's Fart!"

Tang San shouted his soul incantation, and then the Blue Silver Hammer in his hand was fiercely thrown forward.

Bang!

This time, an even more violent fart erupted.

Boom!

A huge sound echoed within the dormitory of Yu Xiaogang and Tang San.

Tang San also felt that the power of this fart was extraordinary.

He looked back.

Yu Xiaogang was directly blasted away, crashing into the wall.

"Honey,"

"It worked!"

"Just as I thought!"

"They say that farting after taking your pants off is a waste of time, but you only know for sure after you've tried it. Taking your pants off allows the fart to be released even faster."

Yu Xiaogang lay on the ground, completely satisfied. He felt like he was floating, especially after he had opened his mouth beforehand.

You could say he inhaled a full mouthful.

With that mouthful, Yu Xiaogang felt like he was about to ascend to the heavens; his cultivation seemed to have loosened.

"Honey, are you alright?"

Tang San quickly helped Yu Xiaogang up.

Yu Xiaogang laughed; this time, he was truly comfortable.

"I'm fine,"

Suddenly,

Yu Xiaogang suddenly had a new feeling.

Breakthrough!

His Level 30 bottleneck seemed to be breaking!

He continuously inhaled towards other locations; surely,

The bottleneck loosened even further.

He was about to break through Level 30!

"Tang San, quick, do another point-blank fart!"

Although Tang San didn't quite understand, he nodded.

"Bang!"

Another huge sound echoed.

Yu Xiaogang continued to inhale furiously.

Meanwhile, Flender in the neighboring dorm was extremely agitated.

What were Yu Xiaogang and Tang San doing up in the middle of the night?

He'd already heard it three times in a row.

They weren't planning on setting the academy on fire again, were they?

Thinking this, Flender hurriedly got out of bed and knocked on the door of Yu Xiaogang and Tang San's dorm.

"Bang! Bang! Bang!"

No response.

"They didn't really get into trouble, did they!"

Flender panicked!

Fearing something had happened, he forced the door open.

And when he opened it, the scene before his eyes directly stunned Flender.

Tang San was standing there, only wearing a top.

While Yu Xiaogang was kneeling there with his mouth open,

a look of joy on his face, extremely joyful, happier than he'd ever been in his life.

Joy, immense joy!

Flender slapped his forehead and cursed inwardly.

Oh dear,

What's going on? Why did he have to witness this again? He was such a fool to come looking for them.

He had stumbled upon such an embarrassing situation once more.

Especially when Yu Xiaogang and Flender locked eyes, Flender felt even more mortified,

wishing he could find a crack in the ground to disappear into.

But the moment Yu Xiaogang saw Flender, he instantly became excited.

He quickly moved towards Flender.

"Flender, let me tell you, I'm incredibly happy right now, so happy."

"I have to share this joy with you."

Flender, looking disgusted, shoved Yu Xiaogang away.

"No, don't share it with me."

"I'm a little scared."

"I don't need it,"

"You're Tang San's wife, I'm not,"

"You can do it, but I can't."

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