"Ha~"
One sunny morning, an ordinary boy was walking down the street in his school uniform.
"I'm so sleepy~"
"As expected, it's human instinct to love sleeping. Look at me. A man."
Just as the boy finished yawning, someone patted him on the shoulder and said:
"In a way, you don't have to treat me like a human. After all, you're the famous lucky sexual maniac."
Shiro turned toward the person who said that. The other party had black hair, an average build, an average appearance, and a pair of dead fish eyes. He spoke in an extremely dissatisfied tone:
"Kyosuke, please shut up if you have nothing more to say, thank you."
"I'll take care of you first. Don't keep burdening yourself with the past. That incident between me and Kirino."
As soon as Shiro said that, the hand on his shoulder suddenly became extremely strong, as if it were about to crush his shoulder.
The tired expression on his face instantly disappeared and turned into a teeth-gritting expression as he spoke:
"…You lucky pervert, you've got the nerve to stay alive."
"Only if you die will all the girls feel safe."
The other party. That day, when that bastard went home to play games, his damned luck activated again. He fell together with my sister, and that filthy hand… slipped inside.
This is… the thing I regret most in my life, inviting the other party to come over to play at my house and letting him meet my sweet sister, and then having them fall together.
Not only that, who knows how many girls have suffered at his hands at school. If you don't know him well and don't understand his situation, you would definitely suspect that he's a super pervert doing it on purpose.
"My situation? I often fall because of various accidents, but every time I reap benefits."
I couldn't help but speak through clenched teeth, in a tone full of envy and jealousy.
"I know about that problem too."
Another hand landed on his other shoulder, and Shiro looked at that familiar pair of dead fish eyes.
"Hachiman, it's useless for you to know… You will never disembark in your entire life. According to my estimation, the length of your solitude is equal to your date of birth and your date of death."
As soon as Shiro said this, the other hand on his shoulder tightened its grip as well.
"…Damn current role, damn lucky male harem protagonist, heaven should punish this guy."
Hikigaya Hachiman also spoke through clenched teeth, although… I like to watch a world where only I get hurt, but it seems that after I gained friends in the anime world, my personality changed a little, of course, both inside and out. That damned spirit.
Shiro felt helpless about the behavior of his two best friends.
After all, there was nothing that could be done. The male protagonist aura of the two of them in the anime world was obviously not very good.
As for why I know that there are male protagonists in the anime world, that's because I am also a reincarnated person, and Shiro couldn't help recalling the previous situation.
Two years ago, I encountered an unexpected accident and awakened my memories.
Shiro was confused after awakening his memories, because the moment they awakened, he looked at the situation and immediately understood his life experience and condition.
I don't know if it's because of reincarnation, but my parents passed away. Because both of them had to go on a business trip, they experienced a perfectly successful plane crash, leaving only me and a sister who is not related to me by blood.
This is completely protagonist treatment, but at that time my memories hadn't awakened at all, and I didn't understand the meaning of it!
The only thing I'm grateful for is that they left behind enough property and a house for us to live in, otherwise everything would have been a mess.
But that's not the point. The point is that I was dragged into an attack.
Indeed, what broke me the most was that after awakening my memories, I realized that life could be this exciting.
At that time, I received a blow to the head that caused a lot of bleeding. It was precisely because of that blow that my memories returned.
When I opened my eyes, I saw three savage-looking guys, surrounded by strange things like shikigami and red robes, which seriously scared me.
Of course, that's not the point. The point is that the moment I opened my eyes, I heard some people discussing directly kidnapping the target, forcing their way in, and then killing everyone else.
Really, at that time I thought these people weren't normal. After all, the people involved were either seriously injured or unconscious. Basically, no one was awake. These guys were literally beating corpses.
Fortunately, I opened my eyes, and the other side discovered me.
As a result, they took me with them as bait, to replace a dead bait.
While one guy was holding me, I looked at the other person who was also captured, and her eyes were wide open. Although… my memories told me that there might be an anime world, but to touch the heroine so quickly? The problem is that touching the heroine in this situation isn't a problem at all.
After all, the other party was implicated because of an impulse. How could that make any sense?
Then, while being captured, either I went crazy or I found something interesting in my memories.
I hadn't heard of supernatural powers, but several people had displayed them, which means this is a world that hides supernatural abilities. Of course, they can't be completely hidden, but ordinary people don't know about them.
The status of top chefs in this world is quite high, and there is a broken area in my memories.
I even suspect that if culinary skills reach a certain level, special abilities can be obtained, otherwise it makes no sense!
This broken world allows legal polygamy, and you don't need a special status to achieve it. Ordinary people follow monogamy.
Of course, that's not the point. The point is… the crisis in front of us.
Shiro looked at the black-haired girl who was also captured and showed a bitter smile on his face.
"You see, I was… dragged into this."
The black-haired girl in front of him was a popular female character from an anime about idiots, Kirishima Shoko.
When the other party saw the blood on Shiro's forehead, she said with a guilty expression on her face:
"I'm really sorry. I'm sorry for dragging you into this."
After the other party apologized, Shiro decided to stay silent, not because he didn't want to answer.
A ding sounded.
"Congratulations to the host on successfully awakening the memories of the previous life."
"The daily sign-in system is connecting."
"The system has successfully connected."
Shiro wasn't lying, so he shouted in his heart:
"System, you've finally arrived. I've been waiting for you for too long. If you had been even a little later, you'd have had to collect my body."
"These bastards intend to use me as a scapegoat!"
"Ding! If there are fluctuations of fear in your heart, this system truly believes that you are calling for help."
Shiro felt a little embarrassed after hearing the words of that shameless system. Do you really have to expose things like this?
"I can't help it. When I had just awakened my memories, I felt like I was in a game and wasn't too immersed for a while."
"I don't know why, but it seems I'm not as scared as I thought I would be. At worst, I just won't die."
"Ding! That is normal. The reason is that an error occurred during reincarnation, so after awakening your memories, you turned into a ghost."