"No, no,"
Yu Xiaogang hastily corrected himself and quickly lunged towards Flender.
Flender shifted his body half a step to the right. Yu Xiaogang directly missed and stumbled, falling to the ground. At this moment, Yu Xiaogang had lost all the composure he usually maintained as a master.
He became incredibly excited.
How excited?
Like a dog that had fallen into a toilet and found an all-you-can-eat buffet.
His stiff face relaxed noticeably.
"What is it? Hurry up and tell me," Flender urged.
He'd never seen Yu Xiaogang like this before, it was quite strange.
Yu Xiaogang spoke excitedly, "My Soul Power has broken through to the thirtieth rank!"
Flender was also very surprised at this moment,
"Your Soul Power has broken through!"
"This is a great thing!"
"Congratulations, Xiaogang, you've finally achieved your lifelong dream, your Soul Power has broken through the thirtieth rank."
"How exactly did you break through?"
Yu Xiaogang was so excited he started dancing around, "Let me tell you, I just absorbed..."
Halfway through his sentence, Yu Xiaogang got stuck.
"What did you absorb? Hurry up and tell us."
Flender became a bit anxious. If even Yu Xiaogang could break through, then others absorbing Soul Power would surely see their levels skyrocket.
"It's nothing, I didn't absorb anything."
Yu Xiaogang gave an awkward smile. "Nothing, nothing at all."
Flender frowned and said, "Xiaogang, this isn't right."
"No matter what, you are a teacher at Shrek Academy."
"Shouldn't you think about the students of Shrek Academy?"
"If you have any methods to quickly increase cultivation speed or break through bottlenecks, just tell us,"
"Ma Hongjun, Zhu Zhuqing, and Ning Rongrong haven't even broken through level thirty yet."
Yu Xiaogang shook his head quickly, "No, no, really not,"
"Flender, you know me, if I had something like that, I would definitely say it,"
"I'm not that kind of person."
"I wouldn't treat my brothers like outsiders,"
Flender snorted coldly, "Not that kind of person, huh?"
"We've known each other for so many years, can't I tell what kind of person you are?"
Coming up in the world mainly relies on five things: being treacherous, betraying your brothers, selling out your own, framing others, and seducing your sister-in-law.
"Alright, alright, I'll just pretend you didn't, okay?"
At this moment, Flender was clearly a bit displeased with Yu Xiaogang.
He had a good opportunity to improve everyone, but he just wouldn't say anything.
Keeping it a secret for himself, what kind of behavior was that?
Either don't say anything,
Don't let me know. Now you let me know that there is something, but you just won't say it. You're trying to make me sick, aren't you?
"Headmaster, let me tell you."
Tang San couldn't hold back any longer and finally spoke.
"My wife, he's actually a bit embarrassed to ask."
"Oh?"
Flender's face immediately lit up with joy, and he looked at Tang San with much more approval.
It was the first time he thought Tang San was a pretty decent guy.
At the very least, he was infinitely better than Yu Xiaogang.
Yu Xiaogang instantly became nervous. He looked at Tang San,
"Don't, Xiao San, you can't say,"
"You can't say it out loud."
Yu Xiaogang was a man who cared most about face.
If it got out that he'd broken through by absorbing Tang San's… well, where would he even put his face?
His reputation was ruined.
"Wife, just say it,"
Tang San couldn't just watch his wife and friend's decades-long relationship suddenly disappear.
"Actually, it was my… my fart that he absorbed,"
"He absorbed my fart, and then he broke through the thirty-level bottleneck."
Hearing Tang San's words,
Yu Xiaogang's face immediately fell, feeling like he'd lost all face. He glared at Tang San, "Xiao San, how could you say that!"
Tang San sighed, "I can't just watch your relationship be ruined because of this."
He looked at Flender, but Flender was watching with a cold eye, not believing a word.
The little goodwill he'd had for Tang San had vanished completely.
Just as expected of Yu Xiaogang's people.
As the saying goes, birds of a feather flock together.
Either say it, or don't say it at all.
What do you mean, "sucking farts"?
Are you trying to make a fool of me? "Keep pretending, you two,"
"You're putting on quite the show,"
Flender snorted coldly.
"Xiaogang, since you've already broken through level thirty, then I, as your big brother, can't just ignore you,"
"We'll all set out for the Star Dou Great Forest first thing tomorrow,"
"We'll leave immediately to find you your Third Soul Ring!"
With that, he turned and left without hesitation.
"Principal, listen to me, it's true!"
Tang San called out to Flender.
Flender was even angrier when he heard this, and quickened his pace. He'd never seen anything so infuriating,
being able to increase one's cultivation and break through just by inhaling farts.
"What, your farts are medicine?"
Tang San and Yu Xiaogang exchanged glances, both extremely embarrassed.
"Xiaogang, it's good that the dean didn't believe it,"
"He probably thought I was joking with him."
Tang San gave a self-deprecating smile. "Don't blame me for telling him."
Yu Xiaogang shook his head and slowly walked back into the room, closing the door.
"It's okay, I don't blame you,"
"How could anyone possibly believe something like that?"
"I wouldn't have believed that absorbing farts could lead to a breakthrough before I experienced it myself."
He quickly grabbed a piece of paper and wrote it down.
Farts are also a kind of spiritual medicine that can speed up cultivation.
All his previous books had been burned; he had nothing left now.
At this moment, Yu Xiaogang actually relaxed a little.
Now he could openly and legitimately absorb Tang San's farts.
Thinking of this, Yu Xiaogang felt a wave of comfort.
Finally, he would no longer have the trouble of not being able to absorb farts.
"Xiao San, quickly eat two carrots to recover your Soul Power, and then release another one in a while,"
"Alright."
Yu Xiaogang was kneeling on the ground at this moment, tightly hugging Tang San's legs, pressing his head against them to avoid being blown away later.
He was striving to maximize the absorption of the… whatever it was.
Boom!
A huge sound rang out again.
The force of it made Yu Xiaogang's cheeks on both sides tremble violently. This time, only a small amount finally leaked out.
More of it was absorbed by Yu Xiaogang.
"Plop."
Yu Xiaogang collapsed onto the ground, completely relaxed.
His eyes were slightly closed, and he only uttered two words:
"Comfortable."
The next morning,
While everyone was eating breakfast, Flender announced that they would immediately take everyone to the Star Dou Great Forest to help Yu Xiaogang obtain his Third Soul Ring.
The others didn't react much, because they didn't know much about Yu Xiaogang.
But Ye Fan was different.
Having read the original novel, he naturally understood…
Yu Xiaogang had only broken through the thirtieth rank after washing the Nine-Grade Purple Herb.
How could he break through today? Something wasn't right, nine out of ten things were off.
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