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["Well?"]
["We're sorry…"]
When I demand an explanation, the two women apologize on their knees.
["I don't give a damn about your apologies. What I want to know is why you came into my room. If you want me to rape you, you just have to ask, you know?"]
In fact, just ask already, my special little friend is about to explode. It's that damn older sister's fault, she's so erotic… The little sister? Well, she has her charms. I give her three years before she's a total knockout.
["Y-you're thinking something rude, aren't you?"]
Perhaps noticing my gaze, the little sister covers her breasts and backs away.
["Relax, some men like them that way. If not, you can always wait a couple of years. If your genetics are like your sister's, those things will grow."]
["That doesn't make me happy."]
Well, what the fuck does make you happy?
["Hey, stop harassing my little sister."]
["I don't want to hear that from the woman who let her sister enter a man's room in provocative clothing…"]
["I-I had no choice. It's your fault in the first place."]
["Yeah, it's because 'brother' is insensitive."]
Huh?
["Don't give me that 'what are these two vixens talking about' face. Whose idea was it to put your guests to sleep in the room with quick access to the house that's being attacked by a giant mutant rat?"]
["Present."]
["DON'T SAY IT WITH PRIDE!"]
["Shut up. If you didn't like the room, you could have just gone to sleep on the sofa or on the street."]
["Brother is so cruel. At this rate, you won't be popular with girls."]
["Pffft, fufuf." You'll die a virgin, kid.]
["I'm not worried. I intend to be nice to the girl I'm interested in."]
["UEEEEGGGG!"]
Even I understand that I won't get a girlfriend if I act like my real self, so when I'm looking for a girlfriend, I'll be all smiles. Is it a scam? I don't give a damn.
["Any complaints?"]
["E-even if you can get a girlfriend with that trick… you won't have any female friends, you know?"]
["Huh? I have plenty of friends."]
["The ones on the internet don't count!"]
Daughters of…
["Besides, my sister means female friends."]
["AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA."]
At the sudden declaration, I burst out laughing.
["Wh-what is it?"]
["Brat, burn this into your young brain: men don't have female friends."]
["Ahhh, I have male friends, and my older sister does too, right?"]
["Yes, that's right. I have lots of male friends."]
["PFFFFFFFFFFFFF, GYAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!"]
["WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?"]
["You idiots. Why would a man have female friends? Do you know how many men there are in the world to serve as friends? Why would we bother having female friends when there are so many men we'd get along with more easily?"]
["That's…"]
["Burn this into your minds: those male 'friends' are just waiting for a chance to jump into your beds. The faster you understand that, the happier you'll be. If you don't believe me, think back objectively and cry. 'Gyajajaja'."]
A man wants a female friend? Are you trying to make me die of laughter?
["Th-that's not true, right, sister? Sister?"]
["AHHHHH."]
The younger sister tries to get support from her sister, but the older sister just stares out the window with lifeless eyes.
["GYAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA."]
["Sister, what's wrong, sister? You have friends, right? Lots of them, right?"]
["Ahhhhhh."]
["SISTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!"]
["Friends with benefits don't count. 'Gyajajajajajaja'."]
Maybe having company isn't so bad after all.
["Y-you say you don't have any female friends, but that room from before connects to a girl's room, right? Isn't that girl your childhood friend?"]
["Exactly. Why don't you use that room and leave this one to us? Don't you understand that having connecting windows with a childhood friend is the dream of kids these days?"]
["Ohhh, sister, maybe brother did use the room, but he moved out after his confession was rejected. 'Heehee'."]
["Oh, my, oh my. Youth is so bittersweet."]
["How rude. I didn't move because I got rejected. I moved because it was awkward sharing a window with your ex-girlfriend. Especially when she leaves you for your best friend."]
["Huh? …"]
Just as the conversation was getting entertaining, the girls jump, surprised by my answer. Now they're looking at me in amazement; the atmosphere is subtle.
["What?"]
["…We're sorry…"]
["…Oh… Well, it was my mistake for letting my tongue slip… Whatever, let's go have breakfast."]
For the rest of the morning, the pair of sisters was downcast. Seriously, give me a break. This is why we rat kids don't socialize…