Krytheos is walking around one day, upset that he wasn't able to pet either of Dai'chi's cats last time he saw them. He looks around the base for someone but doesn't see anyone. He calls out to Satoshi, remembering that one of the cats was following him. "Satoshi, is mischief still in your room. Would you let me pet her if she is?" Krytheos says out loud in front of Satoshi's room.
"Yes, she is, so shut up now. She is sleeping under one of my arms. Now leave before you wake me up enough for me to have the energy to get up and kill you," Satoshi says. Krytheos continues, not hearing the second thing Satoshi said at all.
"Are you serious? She has literally been in your room for multiple weeks. There is no way you have food and water in there for her. How has she not left?" Krytheos says.
"How am I supposed to know. You think I know anything about taking care of animals. You expect too much of me. Heck, I haven't eaten any actual normie food since who knows when. I'll put her back in Dai'chi's room whenever I feel like getting up." Satoshi says.
"Where even is Dai'chi?" Krytheos says. "He hasn't been here for days. If it were Jesse that had been missing, then I wouldn't question it, but Dai'chi usually isn't gone this long without saying something," Krytheos continues.
Jesse walks up behind Krytheos. "Hello gay man. Dai'chi is still trying to find his way back after we were exploring the outside of the C-Realms," Jesse says.
Krytheos gets startled for a second because he didn't realize Jesse was behind him. He quickly composes himself. "For one, I do not like men, and if Dai'chi is lost, then why don't you help him get back?" Krytheos says.
"I never said that you liked men, for all you know, I could have been calling you a happy man. The reason I haven't helped Dai'chi is that I haven't been paying attention to where he went, so I have no idea where he is. He will probably be back eventually," Jesse says to Krytheos. They move to the main room.
"Well, that doesn't help at all. You really are just useless," Krytheos says to Jesse. Jesse slowly walks up to Krytheos. He puts his hand on Krytheos as he starts to glow. A magic circle starts forming under Krytheos. He tries to tell Jesse to wait, but it's too late. Krytheos disappears as he gets teleported right above a volcano. He falls straight down towards the lava.
Iori heard Krytheos yell, so she walked out of her room. She sees Jesse standing in the main room. "Jesse, what did you do to Krytheos this time. I heard him yell, but I don't see him in here, and I don't see Satoshi," she says.
"I didn't do much," Jesse says. "I just sent him into a volcano because He decided to annoy me too much. He'll probably be fine. It's only a volcano; if anything, it'll just be annoying to be stuck there."
Iori sighs," Just teleport him back here. He seems to be highly vulnerable to any type of fire. As annoying as he is, He might be the key to figuring out forgotten information of my past, so I would rather not have him die yet," Iori says.
"Fine," Jesse says. He puts his hand out in front of himself as he starts to glow. A magic circle forms as Krytheos is teleported through into the base. Krytheos is sitting on the ground, completely covered in burns.
"What the Fu*bleep* you Fu*bleep*ing A*bleep*le," Krytheos says. "Why the hell did you teleport me into a god damn volcano. I can't even reload a previous save because I'll be able to set a new one in two days. If I load a previous one, then I would have to wait a whole month. I'm going to be stuck like this until I heal normally," Krytheos says.
"It's not that bad," Jesse says. "I could probably last for around half a year without taking any damage in a volcano right now, and I'm not even strong," Jesse says, seizing the opportunity to belittle Krytheos again. Krytheos teleports away.
"Jesse, do you want to say hi to my cats, Celeste and Comet. Just a warning, if you do, they are really Fu*bleep*ing big. Also, why the hell do you keep bleeping out everything?" Iori says.
"Because I can and I have this really cool bleeping button. And sure, but your cats can't be that bad. They probably haven't even learned cat magic yet. They will probably get much worse when that happens," Jesse says.
"Oh great, SO NOT ONLY ARE THESE CATS THE SIZE OF A BUS, BUT THEY WILL ALSO BE ABLE TO LEARN MAGIC. WHAT'S NEXT, THEY HAVE AN EXTREMELY HIGH MAGIC CAPACITY," Iori yells, going mad. Lily sticks her head out from around the corner and nods her head, confirming that the cats have a high magic capacity. "ARE YOU SERIOUS?"
Suddenly, from outside the base, someone loudly screams. Iori, Lily, and Jesse all turn towards the door. Suddenly, the door goes flying as Dai'chi walks in. "FINALLY, I HAVE FU*Bleep*ING FOUND MY WAY BACK," Dai'chi triumphantly states. He stands there for a moment. "OK, THAT IS IT," Dai'chi says. He pulls out his mystical shotgun and shoots the bleeper. "IT IS NOW GONE FOR GOOD," Dai'chi says.
"Aw, it was fun while it lasted, I guess. No point in getting a new one, cause I made that one myself. Iori sighs. Comet walks out of the room. Iori starts trying to push Comet into the room, but the cat doesn't move at all. Lily walks over and puts her foot on Comet. She kicks Comet as the cat flies through the wall. Comet sits in the cat room, the momentum being stopped by her fluff.
"Thanks, I guess. That caused a bit of damage, but if it works, it works," Iori says. Lily teleports away. The wall starts regenerating as Comet sits in the room and Celeste lies on her back.
Dai'chi continues celebrating, "I CAN CURSE IN PEACE NOW YOU FU-"
*End Of Chapter*