AND THEN THE LORD MADE THE LIGHT

The Lord made the Man in his image. He made for him the land, and said, "Let there be water." He made for him the animals, and said, "Let there be crops." He made for him the Sun, and said," Let there be Moon." He made for him the warmth, and said, " Let there be rain." He made for him the heavens, and commanded, "Be merry in my paradise." But when he saw the Man eyeing the Hell, the Lord realized - He had made the light, and said, "Let there be this woman."