"Now the director trusts him, you guys wouldn't understand."
Black Nurse suddenly clasped her hands together, looking like a lovesick fan. "Lin the Daoist is so incredibly handsome. If he were my boyfriend, no, even just for a day, I'd be satisfied."
Riddler shivered, "Even for a day, he'd probably end up half-dead!"
"Bang!"
Black Nurse slammed her hand down. "Mind your own business! Just sit in your cell quietly, you're so noisy!"
Poison Ivy swayed her slender waist, licking her lips. "I like Harley. And this little Daoist seems quite tasty too."
Lin the Daoist was already on the periphery, setting up a large Spirit Gathering Array, guiding the yin energy towards a certain location.
"Alright, let's go see the prison."
Harley led Lin the Daoist towards the prison section.
As soon as they entered, a howl came from beneath the floor!
Lin the Daoist tapped his foot on the floor. "The creature down there seems quite agitated."
Black Nurse walked over, her eyes shining. "Lin the Daoist, it's that stupid Killer Croc. He's always yelling for no reason."
"How do you usually deal with him?"
"We dump a bucket of ice water on him, and he calms down."
Lin the Daoist shook his head. "That's a bit cruel."
Black Nurse looked a little embarrassed. "Actually, it doesn't hurt him much. His scales are very thick."
Lin Chen nodded. "I mean, we could pour two buckets of hot water on him. After all, he's a cold-blooded animal, so he's probably sensitive to the cold."
The aunt shuddered, nodding repeatedly.
Killer Croc didn't dare to roar anymore, and he shrunk down obediently.
The Riddler laughed through the iron door at Lin Chen. "Some people call you Judge Godly Calculation, but I don't believe it. Try my riddle."
"Sure," Lin Chen said with a smile.
"I am the son of water, but if water touches me, I die. What am I?"
"There are too many answers," Lin Chen shook his head.
"Haha, you don't know, right?" The Riddler said smugly.
"I know your answer was salt, but there are too many compounds that dissolve in water, your knowledge is a bit narrow."
The Riddler was a little frantic, "No, try again!"
"I can fill a room or a heart. Others may possess me, but I cannot share. What am I?"
Harley Quinn struggled to think, but couldn't find the answer.
Lin the Daoist pointed to the Joker and the Riddler not far away, "The answer is obvious, it's loneliness, just like you and the Joker, you're both single for ten thousand years."
"Just answer the question, why the personal attack?!"
The Riddler was very depressed, "Impossible, I'll give you a few more questions."
Lin the Daoist shook his head, "I'll give you a riddle too."
"Hurry up!" The Riddler was delighted; it turned out the little Daoist was a kindred spirit.
"Small in stature, great in ability, every day into a black hole, and also has to wiggle, what is it?"
Harley hit Lin the Daoist, "Daoist, you're so dirty."
The Riddler also let out a strange laugh, "You're also a not-so-serious Daoist."
Lu Ge shrugged, "It's a key, you don't even know something so simple? You call yourself the Riddler?"
The Riddler swallowed, a little embarrassed, "Just a slip-up, let's continue."
"Has a head but no neck, has eyes but no eyebrows, has a tail but no hair, has wings but can't fly, what is it?"
"This, that..." The Riddler was a bit stumped.
Lin Chen smiled, "You don't know again?"
A minute later, the Riddler still hadn't figured it out.
Lin Chen revealed the answer, "It's a fish, buddy."
The Riddler slammed against the door, "I see! It was so simple, I didn't even think of it. Quick, another one."
"Born on a tree, lands on a shoulder, works lying down, rests against a wall. What tool is it?"
The Riddler scratched his head, completely stumped.
"Wait a minute, I'll figure it out soon." Seeing Lin Chen walking away, the Riddler panicked.
"Even if you had a year, you wouldn't get it. You call yourself the Riddler? Hah!"
The Riddler covered his face with his hands, looking extremely pained. "No, you're a bad person!"
Lin the Daoist smiled inwardly, thinking, I bet the Americans would never guess it was a carrying pole, haha.
The Joker shouted at Harley, "Doctor Harley, I need treatment! You only treated me for a day!"
Harley's lips curled up. "I'm sorry, Mr. Joker, but I'm now Lin the Daoist's assistant. You've been assigned to Doctor Gretchen."
"No, that old hag?!" The Joker was very depressed, then he grinned, "The old hag isn't bad either, hehe."
Lin the Daoist took Harley's hand. "Joker, what you need isn't an old lady, but ten strong men."
The Joker grinned at Lin the Daoist. "Together?"
"No need, enjoy yourself alone."
Poison Ivy licked her lips. "Doctor Harley, I've been wanting you for a long time."
Harley leaned closer to Lin the Daoist. This kind of forward woman was terrifying, especially when she was the target.
Lin the Daoist sized up Poison Ivy.
Poison Ivy suggested, "You can join us too, handsome."
"Sis, please wash your hair more often. Your hair is all matted, and your body is green. How many people have cheated on you to make you look like this?!"
"You! This is the color of plants, what do you know?"
Lin the Daoist took a blade of grass out of his pocket.
Poison Ivy was overjoyed. "Are you going to give it to me?"
"I was going to give it to you, but you look worse than I imagined, so forget it." Lin the Daoist put it back.
Poison Ivy grabbed the iron bars and yelled at Lin the Daoist!
"I'm going to kill you, you little brat!"
"Damn it, you're toying with me, aren't you?"
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