A Cynic's Guide to Witchcraft and Wizardry

Transmigration? Check. New world? Check. Awesome system and a harem of powerful beauties? ...Yeah, no. Stella got the raw end of the deal. Thrown into a new life with zero perks, she now has to navigate the gritty reality of early 90s Britain with a last name that feels like a cosmic joke and a future that looks suspiciously like a certain magical death trap. Armed with nothing but a cynic's wit and a deep desire to be left alone, Stella's guide to surviving Hogwarts is simple: expect the worst, complain constantly, and absolutely do not get involved. Authors Note: I absolutely do NOT own the entire franchise of Harry Potter nor the characters. Except of course, for my OCs right here that may or may not be more than 1. Still not sure but I'll figure it out along the way. P. S. This is not a translation, mind you. Yes, English isn't my first language and I may make some grammatical mistakes here and there (and maybe some typos), BUT I definitely wrote all of it on my own with deepseek cheering me to continue in the side 'cause I don't have a close friend to share this to. P. S. 2 I also do not own the cover by the way.