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The Gods' Folly

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1. Never deceive people 2. I never believe anyone's words, including myself Sir, I would like to remind you that the second point you mentioned conflicts with the first point That's it. Where is the conflict? Since you never lie, Why don't you believe what you say? I don't see myself as a person. Oh, sorry, I forgot to say, Let me introduce myself. My name is Cheng Shi, and I never lie to anyone. What Have you never heard of me? Never mind. You just haven't been deceived by me yet. You will remember. soon
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Chapter 1 - deliver a baby

Shopee Novel [www.xpxs.net] updated the latest chapter of "Gods of Fool's Play" for the first time.

"Doctor! Doctor! I feel like I'm going to give birth! "

Heart-wrenching screams come from the dimly lit little clinic, and a bloody woman writhes and struggles in a rusty delivery chair.

"Quick! Doctor, take a look, he's coming out!! "

"Why can't you make it back! Doctor! Doctor!? Are you a doctor? Turn around and take a look!! "

The pregnant woman's cry became more and more sharp, and her struggle movements became more and more crazy, but the doctor standing on the side never looked back at her, but just nodded and said slowly and perfunctorily:

"Okay, okay, it's here, don't worry, I'm preparing delivery tools, this lady, you don't want your child to fall to the ground as soon as he is born, right?"

This sentence seemed to have a fatal effect on the pregnant woman who was gradually going crazy, her crazy momentum stagnated, and her red eyes gradually returned to clarity, and her eyeballs slowly turned around mechanically, slowly looking at her belly, and responded a little stupidly:

"Child... Yes, child... The child cannot fall to the ground, I want to give birth, the child cannot fall to the ground..."

She repeatedly muttered this sentence in her mouth, and her mood gradually stabilized, and not long after, the small clinic became quiet again, leaving only the sound of smashing iron with a "clatter".

This is the doctor making the delivery tool.

Fine sparks splashed out in front of the doctor, suddenly lighting up the dim space for a moment.

The pregnant woman's attention was attracted by the sparks, she hugged her stomach, turned her head to look at the doctor's back, her eyes began to turn red again, and her expression slowly became hideous again.

"Doctor! What are you doing! What are you doing!? "

"Me? Didn't I tell you, I'm preparing delivery tools, there are too many patients in the clinic recently, and the nurses have gone to help, so I have to do these chores myself. "

Saying that, the doctor turned around and showed the pregnant woman the rough hacksaw that had just been beaten and closed in his hand, with a sunny and cheerful smile on his face, and said with some pride:

"Look, I'm ready."

The moment the pregnant woman saw the hacksaw, her whole body suddenly convulsed, and the leather strap pulled the rusty chair under her struggle and made a tooth-biting rubbing sound.

Her legs kicked wildly, splattering the dirty blood everywhere.

"What are you going to do! This is not a delivery tool! What are you doing!! "

"Madam, please look carefully, this is the birth saw."

The doctor approached the pregnant woman with a hacksaw, his eyes lingering on the irregular serrations, as if admiring a work of art, and at the same time praised loudly:

"This is the most cutting-edge delivery technology published in "SCIENCE", you only need to use this uterine saw to cut open your belly, and your child can be born on the delivery chair intact, avoiding the tragedy of the child having a high probability of falling to the ground from the source, and reducing the risk of infection;

And this sharp serration can increase the wound surface to ensure that the child's head will not be stuck because the space is too small during the production process. "

The doctor measured the pregnant woman's stomach with a tool, squinted and smiled:

"The most important thing is that this plan currently has 0 negative reviews."

"Child... Safe... My baby... Will be safe ..."

"Yes, ma'am, please rest assured, I am the most qualified midwife in the clinic, and I will definitely ensure the safety of your child."

The pregnant woman got the promise and suddenly became excited, she slapped her belly like a mountain, stretched out her head and shouted impatiently:

"Quick! Deliver me quickly! My baby is coming out! Quick, doctor!! Fast! "

"It is my honor to serve you."

The doctor held a rough hacksaw, his hands did not shake at all, and then lightly touched his skin and swiped upwards skillfully.

"Whoa-"

A slender line of blood meandered upwards, and the ripe watermelon cracked with a snap of his fingers.

Followed by!

"Bang—"

The overwhelmed body was like a pierced balloon, exploding with a bang and blood splattered.

She is not dead yet.

She screamed in pain, her hands and feet struggling together, her vicious and terrified eyes looked at the doctor, and she roared wildly:

"What are you doing? What are you doing!? You want to kill me! You want to kill my child!! "

The doctor's body was sprayed with blood, but his face was very clean, he gently removed the hacksaw blocking his face, and comforted the patient with a smile again:

"Madam, it's really sad that you say that, I'm saving you and your child, look, your child... Safely born. "

The pregnant woman's crazy movements froze, and she looked at her stomach with extreme joy, only to see that in the abdominal cavity full of rotten meat, a pair of huge pure black eyes were blinking and looking at herself.

These eyes are very clear and attractive.

If its body was not a writhing tentacle, it might be even more endearing.

Looking at the terrifying newborn like an octopus's tentacles, the doctor smiled knowingly and praised:

"Look, how healthy your child is, his eyes are bright, and he looks like a ... Forehead... It's a ... Big eyes. "

The surprise on the pregnant woman's face froze because of this so-called compliment, but this did not prevent her from showing her overflowing love for her child.

Her thin eyes overflowed with joyful black blood.

"Child! My baby!! "

"Yes, it's your child."

"Bring my child over! I want to see him! Is it a boy or a girl? "

When the doctor heard this, his smile froze, and his face showed a little entanglement.

To be reasonable, if you insist on assigning the gender of an octopus's foot...

"Congratulations, madam, it's a ... With a handle... Boy. "

It does have a handle, and even a handle in itself.

"Boy... Boy!? "

The pregnant woman's voice rose again, even if she was seriously injured, she could not stop her from writhing and struggling, and her crazy look once again climbed up her terrifying thin face full of blood.

"Why boy! Why a boy?! She should be a girl! It's you! Surely there is something wrong with your delivery technique! It's you!! You quack doctor! "

Perhaps feeling the anger of his mother, the newborn lying in a pool of blood blinked innocently.

Don't say it, if you don't look at your body and only look at your eyes, it's quite cute.

The doctor looked at this laughable scene and shook his head and sighed:

"Madam, you should know that the sex of the child depends on the parents, not the doctor, and perhaps, you should ask the child's father."

"The child's father..." The pregnant woman's eyes were confused for a moment, and then suddenly she laughed viciously.

"He's gone... I ate him.... Hahaha he is dead! That man actually wanted to be the mother of a child... He is not worthy, only I can be a mother..."

"... Well... Well? "

"He's gone... Can't find it... Hahaha, he is gone... I am the mother of the child! "

The doctor's CPU was overloaded for a while.

But his excellent professionalism allowed him to quickly seize the business opportunity, raised his eyebrows and said with a little excitement:

"If it's just a simple death, our clinic can offer you a special service to ask about the necromancer, and you still have the opportunity to ask him why your child is a boy.

However, this service may be a bit expensive.

But I think it's worth ... for the sake of the child."

He was selling hard, as if he could get a lot of money after this order was completed.

Perhaps moved by the doctor's sincerity, the pregnant woman's eyes switched several times in viciousness and confusion, and finally nodded like a walking corpse.

"My child, there must be an explanation, what am I going to do! Quick, doctor, I'm going to ask him! "

"Very good, madam, first of all, please close your eyes."

Seeing the pregnant woman close her eyes hesitantly, the corners of the doctor's mouth curled up with a strange smile.

He took the hacksaw and moved the rough serrations to her neck again.

Then take a deep breath... Yes, yes, very good, head should be tilted back, neck raised a little higher, okay, don't worry, ... right away"

"Huh..."

The doctor's hands trembled.

Bar ... Something fell off.

Dirty blood splattered out, and a beautiful cinnabar picture was splashed on the snow-white wall.

"Eh... Although there was an accident, the operation went smoothly, madam, you can go to the father of the child. "

The doctor chirped lightly, and his blood-stained hands wiped his white coat casually, and glanced at his head on the ground.

"Oh, it's scary."

He hurriedly kicked it away, then lifted the hacksaw and turned to look at the tentacle on the patient's body.

The big eyes were still blinking, and it didn't seem to recognize what the current situation was, or it didn't have cognitive ability at all.

"I just said that this service is a bit expensive, your mother hasn't paid yet, but she may not be able to come back for a while.

As... You pay for her?" "

Although they have no cognition, when they feel the approach of death, the newborn still struggles violently instinctively.

It's just that this struggle is more like an invitation in the eyes of doctors.

The more joyfully the fish jumps on the cutting board, the more vigorous the fisherman chops.

"Whoa-"

The doctor pierced its body without hesitation, and the new tentacles twitched in pain, and within a moment, those cute big eyes completely lost their luster and remained motionless.

It embraces the day of birth and also embraces death.

"Thank you for your patronage!"

The doctor bowed gracefully, threw away the hacksaw in his hand, and walked out of the dimly lit room without looking back.

[Solo Trial (Residue [Birth]) Challenge Success]

[Scoring and settling reward ...]

[Player: Cheng Shi, performance score: S]

[Food obtained: Finger Bread (C) x5]

[Food obtained: Canned Slime Drink (C) x5]

[Food obtained: Eyeball Cake (B) x1]

[Path to God+0, Ladder of Audience +0] (Single Trial does not increase points)

[Current Road to God Score: 2104, Global Ranking:]

[Current Ladder of Audience Score: 156, Destiny Ranking: 74]

[Trial cleared, about to withdraw]