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Chapter 5 - Chapter 5: Haven of Haggle and Rest

The chaotic aftermath of the pixie swarm left Kaz and his party battered but oddly triumphant. As they exited the Glitchhaven guild hall, the tiny Rabid Squirrel still perched on Kaz's shoulder, he decided they needed a break from the constant glitches and near-death experiences. "We're finding a place to rest and gear up," he declared, brushing glitter from his hair. Sys, lounging on her holographic beach chair, smirked. "Good luck, user. This world's idea of 'rest' might include exploding pillows."

Following a tip from a weary adventurer, the party set out toward a nearby town called Serene Hollow, a rare oasis of calm in Aetherion's glitchy landscape. The journey was uneventful for once—no sudden biome shifts or disco-ball slimes—though Pippa kept stealing pebbles from the path, much to Liora's theatrical dismay. "CEASE THIS VILE THEFT, YOU WINGED ROGUE!" Liora boomed, only for Pippa to stick out her tongue and dart away.

As they crested a hill, Serene Hollow came into view. Nestled between rolling green hills and a sparkling river, the town looked almost normal—wooden cottages with thatched roofs, a bustling market square, and a faint hum of activity. No glitching walls or screaming NPCs, just the scent of fresh bread and the clink of coins. Kaz let out a sigh of relief. "Finally, a place that doesn't want to kill us."

The group entered the town, drawing curious glances from the locals. The market square was alive with stalls offering everything from enchanted swords to suspiciously cheap potions. A burly blacksmith waved them over, his forge glowing with a steady, non-glitchy flame. "New adventurers, eh? Got gear for sale—durable armor, sharp blades, all tested… mostly." Kaz eyed a dented breastplate and haggled the price down from 200 gold to 150, muttering about the debug console's potential to fix it later.

Nearby, a merchant with a sly grin peddled daily essentials—rations, cloaks, and even a collapsible tent. "Best prices in Aetherion!" he boasted, tossing in a free waterskin when Pippa tried to steal a loaf of bread. Liora, ever the noble, insisted on paying full price for a polished shield, declaring, "A warrior's honor demands fair trade!" Grumm, meanwhile, grumbled about the lack of a "golem-sized bed" but bought a sturdy cloak to cover his mossy shoulders.

The real draw was the trading post, a large wooden building with a sign reading "Spoils & Sales." Inside, a cheerful appraiser named Mira greeted them. Her desk was piled with oddities—goblin teeth, a cursed teapot, and a glowing mushroom. "Sell your loot here!" she chirped. Kaz dumped the 50 gold and sock from the squirrel quest, plus a few trinkets Pippa had nabbed. Mira examined them, her eyes lighting up. "This sock's got a minor enchantment—warding off foot odor! I'll give you 60 gold for the lot." Kaz blinked, then nodded, pocketing the profit.

Pippa, however, wasn't done. She zipped to a display case, eyeing a jeweled dagger. Before Kaz could stop her, she snatched it, triggering a small alarm—thankfully, just a bell, not another pixie swarm. Mira sighed. "Little thief, eh? That's 100 gold if you want it." Kaz fished out the coins, glaring at Pippa. "No more stealing, got it?"

The party then found a quaint inn called The Restful Glade. The interior was cozy, with wooden beams and a fireplace crackling steadily. The innkeeper, a stout woman named Hilda, offered rooms and a hot meal. "No glitches here—well, not today," she said with a wink. Liora ordered a feast "fit for heroes," while Grumm collapsed into a chair, muttering, "Finally, a break." Kaz, still wary, tested his debug console—typing "spawn_food: sandwich" yielded a perfect turkey sandwich, no rubber chickens this time. He took it as a sign of peace.

As they ate, the squirrel scurried onto the table, nibbling a crumb. Pippa tried to steal its tail, but Liora intervened with a dramatic, "LEAVE THE BEAST IN PEACE!" The group laughed—well, except Grumm, who just groaned. For the first time, Kaz felt a flicker of camaraderie amid the chaos.

Sys appeared, her hologram flickering slightly. "Enjoying the downtime, user? Don't get too comfy—next quest's on the horizon." Kaz ignored her, savoring the sandwich. Serene Hollow might be a glitch-free haven, but he knew Aetherion's madness was never far away.

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