Have you ever read a book? Specifically webnovels, if you have you've probably read a lot of the same story.
You know the gist, transmigration, Regression, reincarnation, and of course good ol' system.
Some would say it's slop, don't get me wrong it is slop.. but.. you kept reading don't you?.
Maybe because of the rush you felt seeing the protagonist rise up through some convenient plot or system, maybe you're just there for the harem.
As for me? I read it because I'm a loser, I don't have many friends, I don't have many notable achievements, and hell even when reading sometimes I only read through because of curiosity, sometimes i barely hut the 50 chapter mark.
And I'm sure if you read the title of this book you'd realize this is also the same type of story.
So by memory reach deep inside your mind tell me what have I done to deserve be reincarnated? Huh? What is it then dear readers
"...Um.. stark.. it's been 5 minutes, are you sure you're okay and don't need help?"
There lay down a young short child deeply embedded on the muddy ground, the child wore a deadpanned expression staring into the sky without any meaning whatsoever.
That child, is me
And I've been transmigrated
The young child turned his head towards the voice, a young woman no order than him, certainly taller than him spoke with worries as she crouched down beside him.
"Yes, I'm fine lyra.. just.. give me a few minutes in the mud, I like the mud.. it's warm.. it's soft"
And it doesn't lunge at you at mach 3
"W-well.. it's been 5 minutes and ronin is looking for you again, he says to come meet him at the lunch table.. you didn't eat his sandwich again d-did you?"
Ah.. maybe I did
"Alright-alright, I'll meet him"
The young child called stark hastily stood up helped by the young woman beside him named lyra
"Thanks, don't bother with the dirt, I'm sure he won't mind"
With that stark turned around half limping with his entire back covered in mud, lyra worriedly look over to him despite his rejection it was her after all recklessly charging in while playing tags together
After getting out of her sight, stark looked around for a moment mesmerized by the large and majestic halls, if his memories are correct then he should be transmigrated to a game, not be because of the familiar background or anything, but because of the familiar system panel shoved into his face the moment he woke up
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Name: Stark caelus
Age: 5 years old
Gender: male
Status: 78% vitality
Stats:
Strength: 3(F)
Speed: 6(F+)
Agility: 9(F++)
Endurance: 2(F-)
Durability: 1(F-)
Vitality: 3(F)
Mana: 498(B)
Charm: 13.278(A--)LOCKED
134(C)
Innate talent:
[Book of fate]locked
[Hollow star]locked
[Large soul]unlocked: born with a large soul to absorb and store large amount of mana
[Barriers]locked
[Supspace hop]locked
[extreme charm]locked
[Balance]locked
NOTICE! IMPORTANT FOR BEGINNERS!!!!!!
[Scaling]
1-10= F
11-30= E 20 [X2 threshold (From F)]
31-70= D 40 [X2 threshold (From F)]
71-200= C 120 [X3 threshold(From D)]
200-1.400= B 1.200 [X10 threshold (From C)]
1.401-120.000= A 120.00 [X100 threshold (From B)]
120.001-1.500.000.00= S 1.200.000.000 [X10.000 threshold (From A)]
*Notes
Some of this numbers are rounded up to make it more symmetrical, with that happy journey User ദ്ദി(^ᗜ^).
Time until game released: 10 years, 0 month, 0 days.
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...well fuck me
With that outrageous scaling, of course he knew what game this is, this is a gacha game called (WILD STAR: ODYSSEY OF GODS).
A gacha game that hilariously flopped in it's third year of running because of a certain deathly situation for all the basement dwellers.
That's right, the fanbase misinterpreted the mc getting cucked, you wanna know who cucked the mc? Me, stark, the character I'm in.
For a lot of reasons I always hate this game, whether it's because the greedy intent behind the scaling, the obvious hentai bait, even causing a controversy over uncensored scene of a highscooler.
It was a disaster, you wanna know the worst part? It was a generic story, mc's(game) was transmigrated into a TRANSMIGRATION story based off a webnovel, which the mc(webnovel) transmigrated into a REGRESSION story, so basically there's like 3 mc's here, fantastic..
Well.. on the bright side, there will be players later on, sure it'll only be one, but once the server merge on the void dragon arc I will surely be able to meet more of my earthling friends.. surely
I slapped myself out of a daze composing myself before continuing walking towards the kitchen.
This is bad.. I need to see my family again.. how are they?.. wait how did I even get here? I certainly didn't die or blink and suddenly appeared here, and my last memory.. I was on an airport going to a business meeting .. shit.. will they be worried.
Countless thoughts flooded my brain, I was originally a pretty successful person working as a spokesperson of a large shipping corporations, how do I get there? Nepotism. But I was pretty good regardless of the journey.
Speaking of journey, I finally came face to face with the door to the lunch table I reached up turning the door knob before walking in, there in the room stood Ronin, his body turned against me crossing his arm before a loud cough reach my ear.
"So, I take it you're pretty full now aren't you little stark?"
On the corner of the room to my right side sat sister Eliora a brown haired baby faced nun with her.. gentle? Like eyes staring at me, her fingers twitching.. gulp*
"Uh.. hello sist—"
"Cut the crap stark, we know you ate it"
A sharp voice cut through the air as Ronin, a middle age man with his head balding- *cough *cough— I mean beautifully full hair, looked at me with veins budging on his bald forehead. it seems... I'm cornered.
"..in my defense you both left the refrigerator open—"
WHACK!
A sound of belt slapping against skin filled the room as sister Eliora with a huge black leather belt on her hand stood menacingly by the door frame, I swore I can see a holy spirit posing like a stand beside her
"Child, it seems my warning from before is not sufficient, so I asked help from sister Eliora here and she's glad to help aren't you sister?"
"I'm always grateful to help this orphanage, especially teaching naughty children manners, child have you learn about the Seven deadly sins?"
Fuck me I'm scared, her appearance looked more like a demon than anything close to a nun, she smiled? Purely radiating light and blood.
I, still patting my ass nodded at her
"Then you should know what happened to gluttony right child?"
"Y-yeah, he was kicked in his butt by the saint and sent towards hell"
"Then you should know what happen to gluttonous child don't you?"
She smiled again eerily taking a step closer my entire body telling me to run yet my mind refused to.
"They get punishment."
She straightened her belt
I backed away crawling behind me only for my head to hit the leg of ronin.. uh oh..
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That day I received countless "love teachings" and got a free German suplex from sister Eliora, thank God it was her and not some other nun.
In this world nun are the heavy combatants, they are the people who regularly go out and beat demons of course they're the most fiersome warriors, maybe that's why lyra is so strong as a descendant of the first saint.
I walked away with bumps and red marks on my body, tho the pain has subsided the markings and "teachings" still there
"Stark! Sorry I'm late!"
A voice cut to the air as stark turned around to be fiercely hugged fiercely by the girl which is taller than him
"I'm sorry.. if I were there I could've help you fight off both of them!!.. I'm so weak stark.. I'm sorry.."
The girls face seems to be down at her own words, disappointed even.
"Ah, forget about it, let's go back to your room, you said you have something to show me?"
"Ah!"
Her face grew brighter again, seeing her still chubby like baby face with a tooth missing reminded him a lot of his own little sister.. what would their reaction be if I disappeared for 3 months?
Can I even go back?..
"..stark.. Stark! Let's go!"
The little girl grabbed him by his wrist dragging him towards her room, the little girl tho blind of her future he remembered her quite fondly because she's one of the girl characters who's not a heroine.
Yes it's that kind of game.
In the story as far as he remembered she doesn't show up quite often, but in the player forums she's one of the most popular characters purely based off her looks and strength as both a tank and a healer making her meta.
Not only that, she was a secret descendant of the first saint only the higher up of the luminous church knows, they kept her tightly in this "orphanage"
I, stark caelus is a villain character, cliche indeed.
I was a second rate villain with a deceiving archetype similar to that of another character from an anime, gin ichimaru. despite that I seems more like a gag character even with my busted movesets. actually it was precisely because of my busted movesets I was only allowed to be a villain/gag character and died at the ends of the hero because of plot reason.
And also if I remembered I was supposed to be the son of the strongest mage, only for that to be scrapped storyline.. well I guess that explains my talents
Well at least I've dodge one death flag with making my mortal enemy, lyra the next saint my childhood friend.
At that point I was hopelessly dragged inside of her room forced to do whatever shenanigans she wanted to do with me.. despite that, I enjoy it, this world is dangerous whether you stick with the mc or not, and besides I've died unfairly once.. so now I'll dedicate my life to my friends and family
That includes you lyra.