Chapter 63 – So I'm Naive Too
Vaggie looked at Angel and said:
— No, just because no one has managed to leave Hell doesn't mean it's impossible.
Angel looked at Vaggie and said:
— Hey, for me it doesn't matter, as long as I keep having a place to live And there's one more point: drugs are very expensive
Razan, hearing this, laughed and said:
— You guys really are a bunch of addicts, hahahahahah.
Loona said: Don't laugh at people's vices. We should be nice to him, right?
Razan said, stopping his laughter:
— Sorry, but he said the reason for staying at the hotel so seriously that I couldn't help but laugh.
Vaggie looked at Razan and said:
— Can you act like an adult for once?
Razan said:
— It's kind of difficult when you keep asking me this? I'm only 18 years old, so I'm the youngest here.
Angel said in shock:
— Wait, what? You're only 18? Not centuries? How is that possible?
Razan said:
— I was born in Hell, so I grew up from a adult here. So I'm the youngest in this room. Asking for maturity from me is kind of pointless.
Vaggie sighed hearing this and said:
— So you're saying that despite being super strong, you're still the youngest of everyone here?
Razan said:
— Yes, exactly that.
Alastor said:
— Look who would have thought that such a powerful being is nothing more than a brat. It's almost poetic.
Razan said:
— What are you finding funny? I got stronger than you at a younger age. What do you have to be proud of me for?
Alastor said:
— I have wisdom, young idiot.
Razan said:
— Who are you calling young and idiot, you old radio guy? I'm going to end you.
When he was about to jump at Alastor, Loona held him in her arms and said:
— Stop causing trouble. Do you want to destroy Charlie's hotel with your games?
Vaggie, seeing this mess, sighed and thought:
Well, it looks like we have a long way to go before we can make your dreams come true, dear.
At that moment, Charlie entered the room excitedly and grabbed Vaggie's hand and said:
— Vaggie, I have big news! My dad called me and said the leader of the Angelic Army is going to meet and asked if I can go in his place.
Razan heard this and said:
— Charlie, not wanting to ruin your happiness or anything, but like, you saw Adam, right? He's not exactly a nice person to be around and after our fight, I don't think he'll be in a good mood for demons. Not that he ever had one.
Vaggie said worriedly:
— Razan's right. After that last fight of theirs that even involved Sera, I don't think he'll want to hear your ideas about how to improve Hell.
Charlie said:
— It might be true, but I have to try to do this or I'll never know if it would work or not. I have to do it.
She then stepped away and started singing:
[Charlie]
I can do this! Somehow I know!
I'll get Heaven on my side with my plans!
[Vaggie]
Charlie, wait...
[Charlie]
There's no way I can mess this up
Not on this once-in-a-lifetime chance!
[Vaggie]
It's just a meeting...
[Charlie]
To change their minds
And touch their hearts
Or… whatever angels have!
Because I know hearts can change
No matter what they've been through
I know helping them will make my dreams come true!
Even with a bunch of sinners
Trying to climb the ladder to the light
Even with their horrible ways
We can help them see the error of their paths
And make their demons go away!
Come on, everyone!
Come on, everyone!
Come on, everyone!
[Charlie]
Today is the day!
I'll give my best
To make my dream come true
And help the people of Hell
Find the way back to good!
If I can show kindness
And show there's a better way
Maybe they'll be ready
To ascend to Heaven someday!
Demons in the background
demons singing along, describing the chaos of Hell in an animated and ironic way, like "Hello, sir!" / "Fuck off!"
[Charlie]
Look at them!
Each one with their story
And all with potential to be free!
If I open the door and give them a place
In my Hazbin Hotel
It'll be a happy day in Hell!
[Charlie]
I can already feel it
Today is going to be an awesome… happy day in Hell
Razan, watching her leave singing through the door, just said:
— Well, now it's done. There's no going back. I just hope Adam isn't too much of an idiot with her.
Vaggie said:
— I hope so too, but I don't think he has the capacity not to be an idiot.
Loona said: You guys are worrying too much. You have to trust her. She's stronger than she seems.
Vaggie said smiling:
— I know Charlie is strong. The problem is that…
Angel said:
— She's way too naive to the point of being comical having that naivety in Hell.
Razan sighed and said:
— Well, you have a point. Charlie is very naive. Different from me.
He then noticed everyone in the room staring at him.
Angel said with an incredulous face:
— Are you serious?
Razan said:
— What? Did I say something wrong?
Alastor said:
— my dear friend, in Hell your behavior is also as naive as Charlie's. Just a little more serious, but still very naive.
Razan said, not wanting to admit defeat:
— But I kill my enemies and Charlie doesn't.
Alastor said:
— But you need a correct reason. You can't be evil just to be evil or kill someone on the street simply because you're in a bad mood.
Razan stayed silent just listening to this and thought:
It's true. He finds it impossible to kill someone on the street because they stepped on his foot by accident.
He then lay on the couch looking at the ceiling and said:
— Oh, what sadness. So in Hell I'm just a little more serious than Charlie and I'm still in the naive class. What a miserable life this is of mine.
Loona said smiling:
— You really thought you were a super scary person for Hell? You're more like a lazy dragon.
Vaggie said smiling:
— Well, they're right. You talk about Charlie, but you're the one who fights with her over an ice cream.
Razan said:
— Wait a minute, she told you about our vacation?
Vaggie said smiling:
— Of course, she tells me everything.
Razan said:
— Ah, how embarrassing.
Angel said:
— Wait a minute, you guys take vacations in the human world? Are you kidding And the angels, they did nothing and didn't even attack you.
Razan sat down and put his hand on his chin and said:
— Well, as long as I don't use my power, they can't find me. So it's fine to take a vacation in the human world. You just have to act like a normal human.
Angel, hearing this, felt a huge injustice. At that moment, while he was getting beaten by Valentino, they were on vacation. The world is unfair indeed.
Angel looked at Husk and said:
— Dude, send me a bottle of whiskey over here.
Husk, who had also heard this injustice in the form of vacations like a loser, understood what Angel, another loser, was feeling. He then threw the bottle of whiskey to Angel who started drinking.
On the other side, Charlie at the door looked at the door and took a deep breath and thought:
Come on, Charlie. This is your chance.
She then took a deep breath and entered the building.