LightReader

Apocalypse Leaves Me Almost Dead Everyday

Kiritodrakoon
7
chs / week
The average realized release rate over the past 30 days is 7 chs / week.
--
NOT RATINGS
396
Views
Synopsis
Have you ever thought that your day could not be going any worse than it already is, that this is the worst that could happen today, and then, like some magic, you face another misfortune and stand corrected, with an apocalypse underway? As if that is not enough, it has to start when you finally have a chance to complete a dream-like date and finally get lucky. Well, this was the story of our hero—or should I say, the most unlucky guy—only to survive the apocalypse for something worse. The only thing that allowed him to survive was living off this bad luck: Unlucky Roulette, which made him realize just how unlucky someone could be. This story will let our precious reader know that surviving, for this guy, was only a small part of a bigger plan—for him to go from the world’s unluckiest guy to the unluckiest existence, one that would push away the ancients who survived eons of apocalypse.
VIEW MORE

Chapter 1 - Just when you thought you are lucky...

"The day could not have been any better," Ren thought. Ren looked toward the hand that he was holding and walking to the apartment, his man cave, thinking he will finally get lucky and finally relieve himself of the virgin status.

"So, what do you think?" asked Ophelia.

"Huh?" Ren stepped out of his thoughts. "What do you mean 'what do I think'?" Stopping and looking into the eyes of Ophelia, his girlfriend, to whom he does not remember proposing. All he remembers is he blacked out when he went clubbing alone, and waking up the next morning, naked, next to Ophelia.

She claimed that he had proposed to her and she accepted because of his honesty, although at the end they did not do the deed, because they had been drunk and ended up vomiting and throwing away the clothes and sleeping naked.

Honestly, when he woke up next to her, the most beautiful girl he had seen, as he claims, he thought someone was pranking him, but then remembered he does not have friends who will prank him.

It had been 1 month since then and now today he was finally able to go and graduate from virginity and be a man and nothing could stop him. (That's what he believes.)

"You were not listening again, ungh. I said what do you think about meeting my parents the day after tomorrow and introducing ourselves and start thinking about marriage?"

Ophelia pouted and said sulking, taking her hand back and crossing her hands in front of her. Ren panicked at first but seeing her acting cute thought fast to save the situation and said, "How do you read my mind? I was thinking the same and how to bring it up to you. It looks like we are in sync." Ren reached out to Ophelia and pulled her into a hug. Suddenly something dropped from top and on his shoulder.

"Phht!"

Ren looked at his shoulder and saw the present the bird sitting at the wire over his head had left him. "F**k!" was the first thought in his mind and Ophelia pushed him. "Eww, don't come over until cleaning yourself. Let's go to home first."

The couple continued to the apartment maintaining the distance. Ren trying to close the distance but being pushed away ruthlessly.

-----------------------------------------------------------------------x

"Finally clean," Ren thought to himself and getting excited slowly at the thought of what is to come. He moved toward the washroom door and pulled the door and looked toward the bed. His heart skipped a beat and felt his blood rushing towards his nose.

Ophelia was lying on the bed, and she had her left leg over her left leg, slowly curling her left leg upward along with that leg going up, her lace night dress was also riding up slowly.

Crack, crack.

Crack, Crack, Crack, crack crack crack!

Suddenly, Ophelia or rather the bedroom was shifting and slowly tilting. From the corner, it appeared the apartment building was torn apart, and before Ophelia could get out of the bed and run toward the bathroom, or Ren could get out of the bathroom, the building was torn apart.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Ren looked at the view in front of him with his hand stretched outward with his scream caught in his throat and the fleeing birds and sirens and the shifting twisting world along with the fires and fleeing cars and people down at the roads. He looked towards the falling apart apartment building, hoping for a miracle that Ophelia would survive this fall or Ophelia would jump out of the falling building toward the still shaking and standing torn apart apartment building, which he was on. But nothing like this happened and all Ren could think was, "Am I not allowed to have s*x, is someone out to get me?" ಥ_ಥ

"SYNCHRONISING THE UNLUCKY ROULETTE"

Suddenly a roulette started spinning and stopped at section which had a box.

Acquired "Best C*nd*m"

Item Description: The ultra thin, unbreakable, disease protecting cover for you and your partner, to enjoy your time and have the best experience. With ability to change the flavor as per your partner's preference.

Note: We want you to have safe s-x! Good Luck!

Roulette points: 0

Next Spin: need 1 point!

Caw Caw Caw.

Ren looked at the C*nd*m Box in his hand and the fallen half of the apartment building. Suddenly his eyes started watering. He absentmindedly moved his fingers towards his eyes and wiped his eyes and looked upwards hoping it was a freaking dream and that he will wake up.

1 second, 5 seconds, 30 seconds. 1 minutes!

Nothing changed and it had started raining. Ren was getting wet standing in only a towel and the clothes which had the bird shit on it.

Ding!

1 point gained!

Ready for a spin!

Unlucky Roulette pulled up with a spin button in all red and a wheel spinning behind it. No column showed what was available to claimed.

Ren was still traumatized from his last spin and what had happened in the last 10 Minutes so he was moving on instincts and was not thinking or questioning what had taken place or how this roulette worked or how he had gained a point.

He clicked the spin button.

-1 point.

VROOOM!

The roulette spinning, was suddenly spinning a lot faster and there was a sound like some one was applying breaks to the spinning roulette.

Congratulations!

You have won-