In Texas
MX: So if I get Blackjack I'll become a millionaire?
Zalgo: Yeah, you bet.
Malware: The liquor's really good. -drinks 7 liters of tequila-
Mr. Virtual: How come you're not drunk?
Malware: It's tactics, dude.
MX: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS I GOT BLACKJACK!!!
Zalgo: What the heck?
The next day
MX: -wakes up under a pool- How did I get here?
Sink: -bubbles-
MX: What do you mean Slenderman put me here?
Mr. Virtual: ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR
Sink: -bubbles-
MX: You don't think so?
Later
Malware: mimimimimimimi -asleep, the dumb thing-
Zalgo (BH.EXE): DIE!!!
The devil was massacring multiverses like it was New Year's Eve
MX: What's gotten into this guy?
Mr. Virtual: herd235qgb23yqrfgbw879fhwrfboi3q27rfgwebf987werff87de4
EYX: The dude took 30 shots of crack and then Xenole said "COUSINS"
Xeno: It was worth it -completely wrecked
Zalgo (BH.EXE): GO TO HELL, DRAGON BALL!!!
MX: This crazy guy is going to get us canceled
EYX: Do you want to cut off those weird tails of those Na'vi?
2011X: OH YEAH!!!
In the suite
Lord X: How much for these anime eyes?
OMT: 5 sextillion souls
Lord X: Deal
MX: -smoking 4 cigars-
Somari: THIS IS REALLY GOOD!!!
In the afternoon
WAHOO and The Screamer were lying on the grass of a hill, watching as entire universes were incinerated by Diablo and Coolrash
Coronation Day: That's pretty
MX: Teah, those two know how to put on a good show, oh by the way
He took out a bouquet of flowers (Nobody wants to know what kind) and gave them to her
Coronation Day: Thank you, sir
MX: Right away, my queen
Dictator: DO SOMETHING ALREADY! THIS IS MAKING ME sick
BANG
ERR: -SHOT HIM- YOU RUINED MY NOVEL AHAHAHAHAHAHA
And Dictator was never seen again
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