Rewrite: JAJUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU -Riding on a Giant Eagle-
MX: -Looking at him through a telescope- Where did that shit come from?
Lilith: I think he stole it from a summer camp.
MX: Speaking of camps, why was Coolrash smiling so much on the way there?
Lilith: I only remember he say something like "This place needs more fire decoration"
MX: At least we'll have a barbecue for tonight
Lord X: -eating a Karpoi- Ugh, wheat, it would be better if it were Choco Krispis
Lilith: what is that ugly baby?
Lord X: dunno, but its made of food
MX: i think i discovered what Coolrash meaned
(Jupiter Camp)
Coolrash: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
The pyromaniac was burning everything as if it were summer at 50 degrees
Sarah: -camouflaged as a Roman- So, how much do you want to control that guy over there and slit that other guy's throat?
Eidolon: Can you free me from Thanatos?
Sarah: done -fires at the ground with a gun pulled from who knows where-
Coolrash: this guys are boring, I just swing my torch and they melt.
Sarah: That Hades guy must be more confused than my bank statements seeing how many souls he's missing.
Coolrash: Wasn't it Vulcano?
Lord X: NO IDIOT, THAT IS HERMES!!! -shout-
ERR: You're all fucking idiots
Lilith: Isn't it strange that they're not attacking us?
Lord X: Wait, why is that golden thing shooting a beam at us?
(Tartar)
Requital: THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME!!!
OMT: HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
The two crazy dudes where destroy monsters like iof there wasn't a tomorrow
OMT: -Grab a Drakon- Look, now i had a horse >:D
NMI: yo whats up?
Requital: -launch more mosnters in aleatory veins- where have you been?
NMI: i was taking the shit out of a emo boy
OMT: sound famili- oh wait you mean that gay dude?
Requital: and what did you do?
NMI: I transformed into her dead sister and then deformed into Wechidna
OMT: Bro, you'll get us canceled.
IHY: RUN!!!
NMI: wut-
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
(Camp Half-Blood)
Jonathan (X-Terion): -speaking on a radio- Are you done?
Coronation Day: Yes, abort
Jonathan: okay -disappears like a ghost-
Everyone in Hephaestus Table: 0_0
In a hill
Jonathan: -spawns-
Coronation Day: well that was fast
Genesys X: so what are we doing?
Jonathan: i dont know, she just ask me to plant some seeds in teh Demeter dudes garden
Coronation Day: oh, you're gonna enjoy what's gonna happened
People starts to yell
Genesys X: let me guess, those seeds were cursed
Coronation Day: Almost, they were mutated piranha plants =D
Jonathan: oh that explains why that Demeter girl looked me strangely
CRACK
A camper went through 5 trees
Genesys X: well that is powerful
(In some place in space)
Majin: so you are shooting this thing to see if the Underworld also disappears with the Earth?
Somari: yes
Satanos: SHOOOOOOOOOT!!!
Majin: WAIT THE OTHER STILL TH-
(Later in the mansion)
Starved: -watching everyone messed up-
Hog: how the fu-
Kyofu: im to old to deal with this
The End :D