At a hospital, "It's born, it's born."
A nurse said while picking up a newborn baby, but this baby was a bit unusual. He was born expressionless and did not cry.
?
"No way, how can a child not cry? Cry for me, why won't you cry?" Saying that, she directly slapped the child's bottom a few times until the child's expression changed and he started crying.
Only then did she relax and hand him over to the mother.
"Mama, how are you? Is your body okay? Is this the fruit of our love?"
A short-haired young man wearing glasses walked in and said.
"Yes, dear, this is our child. Small nose, small mouth, just like an angel, and he looks exactly like you."
Saiki Kurumi said while holding Saiki Kuniharu's hand.
"Dear, have you already thought of a name for the child?"
Saiki Kuniharu picked up the baby beside him.
"Of course, I've decided. Let's call him Saiki Kusuo."
Two months later
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In a room
"Oh my! We're out of soy sauce." Saiki Kurumi shook the empty soy sauce bottle in her hand.
"Wait, Mama, let me finish moving this box and then I'll help you." Saiki Kuniharu struggled to lift the box.
At that moment, the two-month-old baby suddenly stood up, floated into the air, came to his mother's side, picked up the wallet, teleported away and disappeared. The next second, when he reappeared, the baby was holding several bottles of soy sauce. Then he flew to Saiki Kuniharu's side, lifted the box with one hand effortlessly, and placed it in the spot where it was supposed to go.
At that moment, the couple's expressions changed. They hugged their son and said very happily: "As expected of my son."
"Yeah, I didn't expect Kusuo to know how to help his parents at such a young age. It's really so touching."
(Yare yare, these parents seem a bit abnormal.)
"Kusuo really is as amazing and smart as Mama."
"No way, he's clearly as capable as Dad. So young and he already knows how to help around the house."
The couple continued to shower each other with affection.
A few minutes later, "Kusuo (little Kusuo) is actually a psychic!!"
(Yare yare, so they finally noticed.)
15 years later
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[Yare yare, finally I can live alone properly.]
A boy with pink messy hair, two arcade joysticks stuck on his head, wearing what looked like green toy glasses, put down his luggage and spoke while gently lowering the floating luggage in the air.
(From now on, [...] this blank symbol belongs to inner thoughts and the protagonist speaking, while this (...) symbol represents the protagonist's inner monologue and complaints.)
Ring ring ring ring
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Saiki Kuniharu picked up the call. [Moshi moshi]
"Hey, little Kusuo, how is it? Have you moved in properly? Seriously, why do you want to move out alone and go study so far away? Is it because you don't like living with Mama and Papa? Wuwuwu (இωஇ )."
[Yare yare, Mom, didn't I tell you long ago? You know what it's like at home. I still prefer being out here with more freedom, and you also know how Grandpa treats me.]
Saiki Kurumi thought of her old man's appearance and shook her head. "Well! That makes sense. So, have you finished moving in?"
[Done.]
"But be careful out there, okay? Don't do anything bad. If you run out of money, tell Mom. Make more friends, don't always be alone..."
Ten minutes later, Saiki Kusuo hung up the phone.
[Yare yare, Mom can still talk so much. She's way too worried. Do I really seem that unreliable?]
That's right, this boy is no ordinary person. He is our protagonist, Saiki Kusuo, but not the one from the original The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.'s everyday disasters. Instead, he is a transmigrator.
Due to a small accident 15 years ago, he transmigrated to this world and awakened the Saiki Kusuo template. After fully integrating into the Saiki Kusuo template, he achieved a qualitative improvement.
He possessed most of Saiki Kusuo's psychic abilities, but he felt they were not as strong as in the original. At least, it was only after middle school that he gained the ability to easily punch through the moon. Now he has control over fire, instant teleportation, clairvoyance, telepathy, teleportation, psychokinesis, levitation...
He can do most things that people in the world can't do.
At first, after awakening his psychic powers, he was quite excited, thinking he could do anything and reach the peak of life in the future. But as time passed, that idea gradually faded.
He did not do anything bad, at least... he eats beef.
In his previous life, he did not even finish high school. Later, he worked for a few years and then stayed home writing novels, always yearning for a relaxed daily life.
Now that he has transmigrated to this world and even gained money powers, he just wants to live a normal life with normal thoughts. However, his family conditions seem to not allow it. His grandfather started from nothing and now in Japan is somewhat well-off, owning dozens of companies and dozens of real estate properties.
Others might see it and say, share some of your well-off life with me, or even 1% would be enough. But Kusuo also feels that too much money and too high status are troublesome.
He originally wanted his son Saiki Kuniharu to inherit the family business, but he was very rebellious and extremely interested in medicine. He refused to follow the family's arrangements and became the director of a hospital.
Not licking boots...
So later, he placed his hopes on his grandson.
Originally, he wanted to place it on his eldest grandson Saiki Kusuke, but that kid didn't even graduate middle school before skipping grades to study at the University of Cambridge in London, England. No choice, he could only shift his focus to Saiki Kusuo.
But the idea of forcing the inheritance that the parents did not complete onto Saiki Kusuo made Kusuo very annoyed. Because every time he went to see his grandfather, he would find all sorts of ways to train Saiki Kusuo, arranging a ton of things for him. It was really troublesome. Even studying involved different courses and a pile of matters all dumped on him.
Very troublesome. Of course, for Kusuo, this was actually fine; he could easily complete them. But he did not want his grandfather to put too much effort into him. At first, he pretended to study hard nonstop, then he kept performing poorly. But his grandfather was extremely stubborn. If he did not learn well, no problem, just double the effort. In the end, Saiki Kusuo could not stand it anymore. After showing extraordinary talent, his grandfather became even more excited and arranged even more things.
Now, preparing to enter high school, he really could not take it anymore, so he transferred schools, left, and escaped his grandfather's arrangements, giving the reason that he wanted to train himself to live independently.
[Yare yare, starting tomorrow, I'll return to living alone? I'm actually a bit looking forward to it and nostalgic.]
Saiki Kusuo lay on the sofa. Although he did not really like studying, school was indeed an interesting entertainment venue, just like in his previous schools where he would encounter strange people.
Many good and bad memories were basically from school. Kusuo recalled his previous life when he only went up to junior high, thinking about the days of mutual roasting with those bad friends at school. It was pretty nice.
But that was a long time ago, and his junior high in this world compared to his previous schools, uh...
Thinking like this, Saiki Kusuo gradually fell asleep on the sofa.