āßhdjshsîjdndêkdjfjwø… whats happe…udusiwjdbsjsjs... where em i.. ouch it hurts..
Wha... àjdīsjsœkdbçvóà.....
*flash back*
Damn, finally this time i can finally use the damn toilet, I've been constipated for weeks i never have the urge to take a shit. but now FINALLY, Hmmmmm damn why did i suddenly have a boner while taking a damp. damn i cant control it to go down. KNEEL BOY KNEEL, damn i dont have my phone, guess ill just use my imagination then. *suddenly looks up* huh what's that light....
*sudden flash*
'𝘸𝘩𝘺'𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘢 𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘭𝘢𝘥𝘺 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘴𝘶𝘥𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯 𝘢𝘪𝘳. 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘣𝘢𝘥 𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘪𝘱𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘸𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘵𝘰𝘶𝘤𝘩𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯'.
*eye's focused at the 3 perfect size*
*Moan Everywhere*
Lady who are you, but most importantly it's not my fault that my charlie is inside of your chocolate factory. and charlie is about to burst out of the chimney so stop moving your body im too young for jail. '𝘞𝘩𝘰'𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘢𝘥𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘸𝘩𝘺 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘫𝘰𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘺 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘪𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘸𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘳 𝘳𝘶𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘤𝘬 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘱 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘦'.... Wait charlie is about to burst out of the chimney, women i order you to stop in name of the JaAAarRrRRlllLlLL.... *splurt*
*A loud flash and light*
Now i remember, '𝘥𝘢𝘮𝘯 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘴𝘮𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘣𝘶𝘵𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘢𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘧𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵s 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘩𝘶𝘳𝘵𝘴'. and where my damn toilet and also miss beautiful lady who took my first time. *Shouts* beautiful where are you could you please just give back my boxer... Where em i anyway and where did my room go.
*winds breeze down his charlie*
Bird
"Why this man is half naked"
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