Floating around in a dark black void is our MC Dion now only a lost soul in an empty space
Dion: wha.. were am I ... Shit did I die *argh* he grunts in pain as memory's about his death pass threw his head
Dion: o.O yup I died great just great Dion your a moron you should know better then to not check pulses stupid stupid....
????: I don't know in my life time I've definitely met stupider but then again I've also met smarter
Dion: who?! he says as he jerks around looking for the source of the voice. as he turns around he see's an old looking man on a love seat reading a book
????: well who i am is complex but I guess for convenience you can just call me R.O.B
Dion: ..... R.O.B as in a random omnipotent being am I some sorta web novel character now.
ROB: *mumbles sorta but fan fic mumbles*
Dion: what I couldn't hear that
ROB: nothing of importance Dion anyway since you understand what I am you should know how things ganna go riiiiiight
Dion: how many am i getting
ROB holds up five fingers
Dion: can I pick the place I wanna go ooooor do I have to use a wish
R.O.B: place you may pick but if you wanna choose time and whom then you have to use one of your wishes
Dion: ok ok I can work with that, any limitations
R.O.B: nothing like omnipotence or omnipresent no i wish to be the strongest at the start either so limits yes but I would say its like comparing the sky to space so you got a lot of wiggle room.
Dion: ok give me a minute to think bout this hmmmm. while he sat there or rather floated he thought bout what he would want he obviously knows were, he knew the second R.O.B said to call him R.O.B
Dion: ok I got it 1 wish is to be king colds son I wanna be frieza's twin brother and want to be born as strong as frieza btw as in same numbers on scouter at birth 2 I want all knowledge from all avatars all the way up to aang after he defeats the fire lord 3 the ability to bend all elements and also fuse them into ki attacks and techniques 4 the ability to use any and all sub element bending and again fuse them in my ki and fighting techniques and hmmm 5 im going to have to go with frost demons have sexual organs but can also reproduce asexual still also can I ask something of you in your already giving me a lot but plz. he jumps and bows really low pleading
R.O.B: I know what you will ask and yes it shall be done frieza is a girl and so is cooler happy 😊
Dion: that's it in Calling you F-R.O.B from now on hehehe
F-R.O.B: What?! Why ... oh don't answer that ik why ( and author-sama why the he'll are you changing my name to F-R.O.B aaaaaah you both grrrrrr that's it good luck Dion ma boy cuz your sisters are sooooo going to be Hard core bro cons and im making cooler a yandere that's right muahahahahaha)
F-R.O.B: okay we got your wishes and I've even got a little present its a system that tracks your strength and mastery of all your skills you have and the skills you will learn and it comes with an mp3 player and an inventory but that's it ( I DARE YOU TO COMPLAIN OR ASK FOR ANYTHING MORE YOU'LL GET YANDERE BROTHERS WHO ARE BROCONS MUAHAHAHAHA)
Dion: wow thnx F-R.O.B sama ( shit I felt if I even tried to ask for more id have been in deep shit would not have ended well for me I just feel it in my bones) well F-R.O.B I guess this is goodbye thank you for everything
F-R.O.B: take it easy kid oh ya what you want Cold to name you
Dion: Arctik with a k at the end hehehe
F-R.O.B: well then bye Arctik
Arctik: later my Favorite Random Omnipotent Being hehehe
*wooosh* as Arctik gets sucked into a tiny portal and gone on a new adventure
Find out what happens next on the next episode ehem I mean chapter of DBZC