Ixcahua Dzipakna Itotzin Ocuil Tizoc, for short IDIOT, was lying on a branch leisurely.
IDIOT hated his abbreviation name the most, but he was helpless whenever someone who was worthy called his name that way… Of course, he would be enraged, fighting them in a life and death battle, until he eventually reached the peak of the martial arts.
However, his enthusiasm had long been dwindled, even ignoring his follower, who could not pronounce even a single word on his name, causing him to keep calling him IDIOT.
Worst of all, he could not even pronounce a simple word, Master.
IDIOT had long embraced what people preferred to call him. He had long been tired of killing and had been living in solitary, with his single follower managing his day to day life in the mountains.
However, just as he thought he had already abandoned his past, which he had just a year ago, his mountain was surrounded by peak martial artists, attempting to confront him.
"You! Whatever you did to my sister, to be pregnant with you, is unforgivable!"
A beautiful woman adorned with a phoenix-like design long dress shouted at the top of her lungs. Her face contorted into anger. Her finger trembled, pointing at IDIOT.
IDIOT rolled his eyes, poked his right ear, and then blew the earwax.
He said indifferently, "I have long stopped tempting myself to commit such heinous acts for a year."
He was referring to forcing women to sex with him, of course, not without activating his charm, eventually leading to women falling for his tricks.
I mean, can they reject this handsome face? He shrugged.
"Then, why did she say she was pregnant with you?" She was perplexed.
IDIOT shrugged, attempting to recall women who had sexual intercourse with him within a year, and his eyes lit up.
"Did she disappear and come to this mountain? Perhaps, she was those women I had an sexual intercourse with. I mean, don't blame me, they were literally asking me to impregnate them, for a reason they wanted my bloodline."
The beautiful woman was taken aback and she fell into a rage.
The madness clouded her mind, her voice trembled, not able to force out any words she wanted to say.
Then, another intervened.
"In other words, you forced them," he said in a grave tone.
IDIOT glanced at the bald man, who was closing his eyes, wearing a massive necklace of beads and a monk's robes.
He snorted. "You damn monk, you're supposed to be smart, but you act like an idiot. What do you mean forced? Did you not hear what I said at all?"
"Liar!" The beautiful woman roared. "You forced her!"
IDIOT rolled his eyes. Why do people love to twist facts, especially to the person they deeply hated, to convince everyone he is a villain?
However, IDIOT recalled his past doings, and chuckled.
"Please, treat this seriously, Ixcahua," said the monk. "We can't ignore this anymore. After our discussion with the Murim Leader, you have been convicted of many crimes worthy of the death sentence. Don't make this difficult for us."
IDIOT was taken aback. He abruptly stood up from the branch of the tree, and leapt towards the sky, where the monk and the beautiful woman levitated.
IDIOT glared at the monk hovering, and said, "So, this is how you repay the favor you all owe to me, huh? After I helped the Murim Leader cleansed the murim from the demonic cultivators, you say?"
The monk was not shaken, but his face turned ugly. He opened his eyes, revealing profound oceanic pupils.
He said in a somber tone, "Be careful of what you are saying, Ixcahua. We ignored your crimes as the world was in chaos. To maintain order and fairness to keep the Murim world in peace, we have decided to bring up your crimes and put justification towards it."
IDIOT was lost. He recalled many memories of the past, and, in the end, he exploded in a hoot of laughter.
He smirked. "Bring up the past crimes?! What a joke!" He snorted. "Who said that your murim leader, who you worshipped and begged on your knees to bootlick his ass, was a saint? Should I narrate to you his past crimes, as well?
Was anyone not aware that when he was a young master of the large clan, he forced a beautiful woman, coming from a low-class family, to have sex with him? Of course, since he did not have a charm like me, the woman was forcibly rape–"
"IXCAHUA!" The monk yelled at the top of his lungs.
His voice produced a sonic boom, bringing gusts of wind, smacking at the face of IDIOT and the beautiful woman.
The latter was in disbelief, staring at the bald monk, and her scarlet eyes screamed for answer.
The bald monk managed to regain his composure, but the veins protruding on his veins remained.
He turned to the beautiful woman and said, "Don't worry, he is spouting nonsense."
"Of course, she won't believe you." IDIOT glanced at the woman, and when the latter met his gaze, he chuckled. "She knew so well that the Murim Leader and I grew up in the same city. I was his follower even before the great war occurred."
He smiled at the beautiful woman and said, "Right?"
The beautiful woman was lost for words.
The bald monk did not want to waste anymore time for Ixcahua to convince the woman of what he was saying, so he chanted some spells, not even hiding his intention.
"Wait a minute–"
"If you stop me, I will have no choice but to announce you have colluded with the most wicked person alive in the murim."
The beautiful woman shut her mouth.
"Hey, bald monk!" IDIOT was only restraining his anger. "If this is how we will proceed, I don't have a choice but to kill you."
IDIOT extended his left arm downward, seemingly pointing at his place. He mumbled, "Yeobui."