The courtyard outside the Booty Trials temple glowed with a warm golden light. Ethan stood with his hands on his hips, looking at the swirling magical gate that had appeared before them.
"So, this is it…" he murmured. "The Ass-Topia Portal. The quest reward that will apparently bless us with more waifus and more jiggle."
Ayaka stretched, her hips swaying slightly, almost teasing him. "I still can't believe you passed the twerking trial. Barely."
"Barely?!" Ethan put a hand on his chest. "I passed with style. There was rhythm. There was… artistic integrity!"
Saphira rolled her eyes, spear resting on her shoulder. "If that's what you call almost falling over mid-hip thrust, sure."
Before Ethan could defend himself further, the portal pulsed and let out a soft, echoing sound—like a slow clap mixed with a bass drop.
"Uh…" Kaela tilted her head. "Did the portal just… twerk?"
It did.
The golden swirl of the portal's energy rippled like liquid, taking on the shape of a colossal peach for a moment before stabilizing again.
[System Alert]Warning: Stepping into the Ass-Topia Portal will trigger a Summoning Event.Note: Summoned waifu may not be clothed. Proceed with caution (or excitement).
Ethan's eyes lit up like a kid on Christmas morning. "Girls, pack your weapons. This is either going to be paradise… or a boss battle."
"Or both," Ayaka added with a smirk.
Entering the Portal
The group stepped through the portal together.
Immediately, they were hit by a wave of warm air and a sky painted in sunset colors. The ground beneath them was soft, almost cloudlike, with faint glittering particles that floated in the air.
"This place…" Saphira muttered. "Feels like it was designed to distract men."
She was right. Massive statues of peach-shaped relics and goddess-like figures lined the horizon. Waterfalls of what looked suspiciously like milk cascaded from floating islands.
And then came the voice.
"Challengers… welcome."
A figure appeared in a flash of light.
Waifu Summoning
She was tall—towering even over Kaela—and her proportions were utterly divine. Her long hair shimmered in shades of rose-gold, her skin glowed faintly, and her outfit was… practically non-existent. A pair of straps and a small sash barely kept her bust from defying gravity.
Her hips swayed with every step, and each one seemed to send shockwaves through the air.
Ayaka crossed her arms, glaring slightly. "Who the hell are you supposed to be?"
The woman smiled, bowing gracefully. "I am Selene, Priestess of Ass-Topia, guardian of the blessed curves and chosen waifu of destiny."
"Chosen waifu?!" Ethan's eyes practically turned into sparkles.
Selene walked closer, each step deliberately slow. "Yes. I was summoned by your trial's completion. And by the looks of it…" she tilted her head, smirking, "…you are worthy."
"Worthy of what exactly?" Kaela asked cautiously.
"Of me," Selene said with a sly wink, "and of the Booty Blessing Ritual."
The Ritual
Before anyone could ask what that meant, Selene snapped her fingers. Magical circles appeared under each member of the group, glowing in bright pink light.
[Booty Blessing Ritual Initiated!]Objective: Synchronize your party's rhythm to unlock full blessing potential.
"Wait—don't tell me this is another dance-off," Ethan groaned.
"It is not a dance-off," Selene said sweetly. "It is a… celebration."
Music started playing from nowhere, a slow, hypnotic beat that practically forced them to sway their hips in sync.
Ayaka laughed under her breath and joined in, moving fluidly. Kaela reluctantly followed, her movements surprisingly graceful for her muscular build.
Ethan tried to keep up, feeling like the universe was mocking him again.
"You're stiff," Selene teased, stepping behind him. "Here—let me help."
She placed her hands on his hips and guided him, her soft laugh filling his ears. Ethan's face turned crimson.
"Y-Yeah, I'm definitely not surviving this world," he muttered.
When the music finally stopped, the ritual circle flashed white.
[Blessing Complete!]Effect: Party charm increased. Physical assets permanently enhanced by 10%.
The girls blinked, then simultaneously looked down at themselves.
"Oh…" Ayaka grinned, smirking at Ethan. "You're welcome."
Ethan just stood there in stunned silence, trying not to drool.
Selene Joins the Party
Selene stepped forward, placing a hand on Ethan's chest. "The ritual is done. I am bound to your party now. You will need me for what comes next—the Ass-Topia Trials are only beginning."
Ethan blinked. "Wait. Those were just the tutorial?"
"Yes," Selene purred. "The real tests start tomorrow."
Ayaka groaned. "Great. More jiggle-based near-death experiences."
But Ethan was already smiling like a madman. "Ladies… our adventure just got a LOT more interesting."