The castle courtyard was in ruins—half the statues were smashed, and the fountain now looked like it had been converted into a hot spring for exhausted heroes.
Ethan sat on a broken piece of marble, wiping sweat from his forehead. His shirt was ripped open, exposing his battle-scarred (and suspiciously perfect) abs.
"Okay… next time," he muttered, "I'm just saying no to fighting royal families. They fight dirtier than bandits."
"Maybe you should just stop staring at their asses mid-battle," Saphira teased, crossing her arms under her ridiculously large bust. "You got distracted when the queen bent over to pick up her sword."
"That was a critical distraction!" Ethan defended. "Physics-defying booty like that is a war crime!"
Ayaka smirked and sat beside him, plopping down with a soft bounce that made the marble crack a little. "So, what now, fearless leader? The System still hasn't stopped giving you quests, right?"
As if on cue, a loud ding echoed in Ethan's head.
[New Quest Generated!]Quest: Enter the Booty Trials of the Sacred Curves.Reward: +200 Charm, +2 New Waifu Slots, Unlock "Ass-Topia Portal."Warning: Failure will result in the temporary shrinkage of your harem's assets.
"WHAT?!" Ethan shouted, grabbing the glowing quest window like it had personally insulted him.
"Shrinkage?" Kaela repeated, her face paling. "N-Not my boobs!"
"Over my dead body!" Saphira growled, summoning her spear like a true warrior ready to defend her curves.
"Then it's decided," Ethan stood, dramatic wind blowing through his hair even though there was no breeze. "We're taking this quest. I will NOT allow a flat future!"
Journey to the Booty Trials
The group traveled for hours through enchanted forests until they arrived at a massive obsidian gate shaped like… well, an enormous peach.
"Subtle," Ethan deadpanned.
At the base of the gate, a busty shrine maiden greeted them, her robes clinging to her figure. "Welcome, challengers. To enter the Booty Trials, each of you must pass three tests: Strength, Jiggle, and Endurance."
Ethan blinked. "Did you just say… jiggle?"
"Yes," the maiden nodded solemnly. "Only those whose hearts—and hips—are pure may proceed."
"Sounds like the perfect quest for us," Ayaka said, cracking her knuckles.
The First Trial: Strength
The first chamber was a massive arena filled with giant stone golems. A glowing inscription appeared:
[Trial of Strength]Crush the golems before they crush your chances at thick salvation.
"Alright, team!" Ethan shouted. "Let's—"
BOOM!
Kaela had already leapt forward, her massive axe slicing through a golem in one strike. Saphira spun with her spear, reducing another to rubble. Even Ayaka joined in, her thighs flashing as she performed high kicks that would make any martial artist cry in admiration.
Ethan just stood there, admiring the view.
"Leader," Saphira snapped, "are you gonna fight or just drool?"
"Motivational supervision!" Ethan yelled, before finally punching a golem so hard it shattered.
The Jiggle Trial
The next room was lined with glowing platforms.
[Trial of Jiggle]Only those who embrace their inner thiccness shall pass.
Each waifu had to stand on a platform and… well, dance. The platforms measured jiggle physics accuracy.
Ayaka started first, smirking as she did a perfectly synchronized hip sway. The platform lit up green.
Kaela followed, doing a surprisingly cute shimmy for someone with such massive muscle mass.
Saphira went last, performing a sultry spin that made Ethan nearly faint.
When it was Ethan's turn, he panicked.
"I-I can't twerk!" he shouted.
"Then fake it till you make it!" Ayaka cheered.
Ethan attempted something vaguely resembling a hip wiggle. The platform flickered red… then green, almost out of pity.
"You barely passed," the shrine maiden said, holding back a laugh.
Endurance Trial
The last chamber was a giant rotating hallway filled with traps, swinging pendulums, and bouncing magical projectiles. The group had to sprint through while avoiding danger.
"This is easy," Ethan grinned—before immediately getting smacked in the face by a giant rubber peach projectile.
"Focus!" Ayaka yelled, grabbing his hand and dragging him through the gauntlet.
The final stretch required them to climb a giant peach-shaped tower together. Kaela hoisted Ethan up with one arm, Ayaka boosted Saphira, and somehow they all reached the top at the same time.
Victory
The shrine maiden reappeared, clapping her hands. "Congratulations, challengers. You have passed the Booty Trials. Your harem's curves are safe—and even more blessed than before."
A bright light engulfed the girls. Their figures seemed to gain even more perfect proportions. Ethan nearly fainted.
"I love this world," he whispered, tears in his eyes.
Ayaka smirked, giving him a playful hip bump. "Don't cry yet. The next quest will probably be even crazier."
[Quest Complete!]Rewards Unlocked: +200 Charm, 2 New Waifu Slots, Ass-Topia Portal Unlocked!