All characters and story belong to Kohei Horikoshi and Masashi Kishimoto
Before starting the chapter, I want to clarify 3 points:
1-I checked out Naruto Wikipedia and found that technology, such as landlines and televisions, exists in the Naruto world. The problem is that they're very rare and aren't found in homes. So don't be surprised if it's mentioned in the episode.
2-This point is very important. To prevent the power scales from skyrocketing, I've made a drastic decision. Since I don't plan on making Bakugo a demigod in power as Kishimoto eventually did with Naruto and Sasuke, to balance the forces I've decided that Minato remains alive. In the battle against Kyubi, he defeated both Tobi and the fox, causing them to flee. However, Kushina died shortly after giving birth when Tobi extracted the Kyubi from inside Kushina. So Naruto has a father, but he doesn't have a mother, and he doesn't have the Kyubi inside him either.
3-Other less drastic changes include the fact that the Aburame clan (the one Shino belongs to, the insect clan) no longer exists, and Sarutobi died of an illness due to old age. Therefore, Minato is the Hokage.
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LOST
In the Konoha hospital, our protagonist, Katsuki Bakugo, is found with his head bandaged and a drip that helps him regain his strength. Two days have passed since Bakugo collapsed in the middle of the forest from the wound he suffered during his fight against the villains. The young hero is still alive thanks to the fact that an ANBU member spotted him while returning from a reconnaissance mission. He was quickly taken to the Konoha hospital and received effective treatment, preventing his untimely death.
Finally, Bakugo opened his eyes. Still disoriented and dazed, he looked around the room. He wasn't alone; there were several injured people asleep in other beds.
"What the hell..?" Bakugo whispered, rubbing his aching head. "Am I in a hospital?" He then glanced down at his tiny arms. "Fuck, that red-haired bitch's power hasn't worn off yet," he muttered.
A nurse, brunette, with a white cap and dressed all in white, who was about 30 years old, came through the door and when she saw that Bakugo had woken up, a smile appeared on her face.
"You're finally waking up, boy! You had me worried!" The nurse approached Bakugo and began stroking his blond hair.
"Get out of the way, old lady!" Bakugo said, roughly pushing the nurse's arm away. "Where's the redheaded bitch?"
"Old woman? A redheaded bitch?" the nurse said, a tear forming on the back of her neck in disbelief. "You need to watch your language, young man."
"Make me, old lady," Bakugo challenged her, striking an intimidating pose. But he was so small, the effect he produced was laughter.
"We're off on the wrong foot," the nurse said, showing great patience. "Why don't we introduce ourselves? My name is Sanoda Balazar. And yours?"
"Katsuki Bakugo," Bakugo replied reluctantly.
—Well Katsuki, how many...? —she couldn't finish because she was interrupted by Bakugo.
"Katsuki?" Bakugo said angrily. "What kind of confidence are you, old lady?"
"Phew." Sanoda let out a long sigh. "Okay, Bakugo. How old are you? I'm 29, so I'm not old," he said with a fake smile.
"I'm 16, old lady," Bakugo replied, ignoring what Sanoda said about his age.
"Bakugo," Sanoda said, raising an eyebrow. "Good kids don't tell lies."
"Well, I'm not a child, nor am I good, nor do I tell lies. The red-haired bitch used her power and made me look like this," Bakugo replied, frustrated by his defeat against the pair of villains.
"Who's that red-haired bitch you keep talking about?" the nurse asked, not believing a word Bakugo said.
"Wow. This is a waste of time," Bakugo complained. "Where's that Half-Half bastard?"
"I don't know who you're talking about, Bakugo," Sanoda replied honestly.
"It doesn't matter. Did All Might stop by?" Bakugo asked.
"All Might? Who's that, a little friend of yours?" the nurse said, trying her best to find out more about the mysterious boy.
"Are you kidding? You don't know who All Might is?" The nurse shook her head. "He's the fucking number 1 hero in the world! Well, not anymore..." Bakugo said this last bit sadly.
"Hero? What's that?" Sanoda asked.
Bakugo's eyes widened at the nurse's ignorance.
"Hey? Have you been living under a rock your whole life or something? Do you even know which hospital I'm in?" he asked, annoyed by how stupid his nurse was.
"You're in the wonderful Konoha hospital," Sanoda replied with a smile.
"Konoha? I've never heard of it, so we must not be in Musutafu (the city where the story of Boku No Hero Academia takes place). What city are we in? Tokyo?" Bakugo asked, starting to get tired of not knowing anything.
"We're in the hidden leaf village, Konoha," Sanoda replied.
"Am I in a village?" Bakugo asked, surprised. "Well, that explains your lack of culture and why there isn't a single television in the entire living room." Sanoda's forehead bulged at how rude the boy was being.
"For your information, we can't afford a television for your entertainment. Only the Hokage and feudal lords own them," Sanoda explained.
—Well, I have three televisions at home, old lady. And I assure you, I'm not rich. I'm sure Ponytail has more than 10, —said Bakugo.
"Stop making things up, kid. I'm trying to help you, and you're not cooperating at all," Sanoda said, somewhat angrily.
"This is getting to be a dumb conversation. Let me have your phone, and I'll use the GPS to see how far we are from Musutafu, and while I'm at it, I can call the old hag to pick me up." Bakugo ordered, gesturing for her to lend him his phone.
"Cell phone?" Sanoda raised an eyebrow. He was the most imaginative kid she'd ever met.
"You don't even know what a cell phone is?" Bakugo said indignantly. He tried to remain calm. "Some people call it a cell phone." Seeing that the nurse still didn't understand, he put his hands to his face in despair and lay down. "Great! This is fucking great! I must be in the only fucking place in the world where there are no cell phones!" he said to no one in particular.
"We do have a phone," Sanoda said. Bakugo sat up abruptly.
"Great, old lady! I'll go with you and call the old hag so she can look up the internet where this stupid village is." Seeing the nurse's grim expression, Bakugo frowned. "You don't know what the internet is either, do you?" Sanoda shook his head. "Fuck! This is so damn pissing you off."
"I shouldn't judge this child. Perhaps the blow to the head caused him to hallucinate," Sanoda thought.
"Okay. What the fuck are we waiting for, old lady? Lead me to where your phone is!" Bakugo demanded, getting out of bed.
"If you keep going like this, I'll have to wash your mouth out with soap," Sanoda said, annoyed by the boy's swearing.
"Tsk. I want to get out of here as soon as possible. So, would you be so kind as to escort me to the phone, miss?" Bakugo said ironically.
"That's better, Bakugo!" Sanoda said with a smile.
"Witch..." Bakugo muttered under his breath, rolling his eyes.
"What did you say, Bakugo?" Sanoda asked without any ulterior motive, since it was true that he hadn't heard him.
"You're very pretty, miss." Bakugo's sarcasm didn't catch the nurse's attention, as she blushed slightly at the compliment.
"You're very handsome too, boy. I wish you were 15 years older. I'm sure you'll be quite a heartbreaker," Sanoda said as they walked together toward the hospital chief's office.
"Tsk." He decided to ignore the nurse and not provoke her anger. He had to get out of there immediately and didn't want to waste any more time arguing.
At the entrance to the hospital chief's office, Sanoda knocked on the door several times.
"May I?" the nurse asked.
"Come in," the boss replied from the other side of the door. Bakugo and Sanoda walked through the door. "Wow, this is the kid the ANBU squad found in the forest two days ago, am I wrong, Sanoda?"
"ANBU Squad?" Bakugo thought, not understanding what he meant.
"No, you're not mistaken, boss. His name is Katsuki Bakugo. Although he prefers to be referred to by his last name. That's the only clear thing I can gather. He wants to use the phone to call his mother," Sanoda explained.
"Wow, your family must be very rich. Few homes have telephones," the hospital chief said in surprise.
—I think...—the nurse covered Bakugo's ears—...that the blow was stronger than we thought and caused him to hallucinate.—
"Get out of here, old lady!" Bakugo said, tired of pretending to be a good boy.
He abruptly broke away from the nurse and went straight to the phone. He dialed his home number.
"The number you dialed doesn't exist. Make sure you dialed the numbers correctly." The answering machine rang.
—Huh? How strange... —Bakugo thought.
He dialed again.
—The dialed phone number does not exist, make sure you dialed the numbers correctly.—
"What the heck...? There's no way I made a mistake twice. I'm not that useless, and I have an excellent memory." Bakugo thought, puzzled.
He scored a third time.
—The dialed phone number does not exist, make sure you dialed the numbers correctly.—
He was starting to get really worried. He tried his mother's cell phone number...
—The number you dialed doesn't exist, make sure...— He tried again. —The number you dialed...— He hung up immediately.
Then he tried his father's cell phone, and again that stupid voice on the answering machine told him he'd made a mistake. Finally, he tried Kirishima's phone number, which was the only one he knew by heart besides his parents'.
—The dialed phone number does not exist, make sure you dialed the numbers correctly.—
—Fuck me! This phone is broken! Give me one that works, man!—Bakugo demanded.
"Young man, I assure you it works. In fact, I'm going to prove it to you right now. The Yondaime asked me to call him when you regain consciousness, and that's what I'm going to do." He began dialing Minato Namikaze's number. "Master Hokage? Yes, yes. I'm fine. Thank you for asking. The blond boy has awakened."
Bakugo could hear the conversation, and realized the phone wasn't broken. Suddenly, he remembered the villain dressed in black throwing a black sphere at him, and it landed somewhere else, in a forest. Seeing the nurse speaking to him in his language, he assumed he was somewhere in Japan... He wasn't so sure anymore.
A cold sweat ran down his back. He was afraid to ask the question that was on his mind.
After a moment, a blond adult man appeared out of nowhere wearing a white cape and a headscarf with a strange symbol.
"I never tire of witnessing the Hiraishin no Jutsu (the Flying Thunder God technique). There's a reason the Yondaime is the strongest ninja in the world," the hospital chief said proudly.
"Hehe," Minato said, scratching his head in embarrassment. "You're going to make me blush. All the credit goes to the Second Hokage, Tobirama Senju, who taught me the technique."
"Ninja? Technique? Wasn't that teleportation a quirk?" Bakugo thought, scared.
—Well, young man. You and I have a lot to talk about. —Minato said, approaching Bakugo.
"Wait a minute," Bakugo said, his voice shaking. Steeling himself, he asked the question he'd been dreading. "What country are we in?"
"In the great Land of Fire, young man," Minato replied.
That was the moment his brain understood the situation he was in. The black-clad villain had sent him to another world.
—SHIT! —Bakugo shouted.
The accumulated tension caused him to lose consciousness again.