Chapter 27
After a miserable night of repairs, Jepack worked straight through until dawn. By the time Guina and Nami noticed they hadn't seen him for hours, it was already noon the next day.
Jepack was curled up in a corner of the deck, fast asleep, when a loud voice suddenly blasted in his ear.
"Wake up and cook!"
Nami pinched his ear and shouted.
Jepack jolted awake and instinctively bolted toward the kitchen.
Nami yanked him back, nearly causing him to trip from the momentum.
"Cooking was a lie~ It's already done! Go wash up and eat! Hee hee~~"
Seeing Nami covering her mouth and giggling, Jepack couldn't resist giving her a firm swat on the rear.
"Always so mischievous—tonight you're getting extra training, just you!"
Jepack placed both hands in front of his chest, fingers curling menacingly in the air like claws, playfully threatening Nami.
"0-0 Nooo!! Big Sis Guina, save me!"
Nami screamed and ran off to find Guina.
Jepack flash-stepped back to his room to freshen up. When he reappeared, he was already at the table, happily devouring the meal Guina and Nami had prepared.
When he saw Nami again, she was hiding behind Guina. Jepack lounged luxuriously in his deck chair.
Nami: "(つд?) Don't punish me alone tonight, okay~"
"How are you bullying Nami again? Careful—we might both team up against you."
Guina bared her little tiger fangs, giving Jepack a fierce, threatening look.
"It's fine, Nami—tonight we'll sleep together!"
She patted Nami's head from behind, then boldly slapped her own impressive chest with confidence.
"Oh please—you're the weakest and the most playful one here."
Jepack ripped off Guina's tough-girl mask in one sentence.
"You…! We're ignoring you, Nami—let's go eat at the Baratie!"
Guina grabbed Nami's hand and dragged her off the Ten'en.
Jepack lounged in his chair, admiring their retreating figures. A quiet excitement stirred inside him as he muttered to himself:
"Two ripe peaches now… which one should I eat tonight?"
He was torn for a moment—then suddenly slapped his own face.
"Kids make choices—I want both!"
The more he thought about it, the more excited he became. A slow, wicked grin spread across his face~?(ˉ﹃ˉ?)
"Oh no! There's a huge pervert at the Baratie!"
The realization hit him like a brick. He sat bolt upright.
Even though Sanji was a chivalrous womanizer who wouldn't lay hands on Guina or Nami, he could still harass them.
"No way—I've got to go keep an eye on them."
With that, he flash-stepped toward the Baratie.
Scene shift—Baratie—
Guina and Nami were indeed being harassed while eating—but Jepack's assumption was wrong. The harasser wasn't Sanji…
After last time, when Sanji learned Guina and Nami were Jepack's women, he'd dropped any NTR thoughts—after all, he really couldn't win.
"Hey, those two little beauties over there—how about a drink with your big brothers?"
A man in a Navy uniform—rat-faced, with a sharp nose and beady eyes—leered at Guina and Nami while they ate.
"Ugly creep—get lost!"
"You're ruining our appetite! Please leave!"
Guina and Nami were both grossed out, but still politely asked him to go.
"Two feisty little beauties—I love that type. Heh heh heh~"
"Come drink with your big brothers. Later we can show you a real good time."
The rat-faced Navy officer kept leering, laughing creepily as some dirty thought crossed his mind.
"That's disgusting! Can you just disappear already?!"
Nami slammed the table, stood up, and pointed straight at his nose.
Rat-face: "You little brat—boys, grab them! Take these two back to our warship and have some fun!"
"Head Meat SHOOT!" followed by "Shoulder Meat SHOT!"
The rat-faced officer was sent flying by Sanji's brutal double kick.
"Anyone who disrespects ladies—get out of Baratie Restaurant!"
Sanji stood with hands in pockets, striking what he thought was a cool pose, then lit a cigarette.
But no one was paying attention to his pose.
Nami: "You're that blond chef from yesterday!"
Sanji: "Yes, beautiful lady! Thank you for remembering me!"
Nami: "If Jepack hadn't spent all yesterday complaining about you owing us for the ship damage, I wouldn't have remembered you."
Sanji's whole body sagged in defeat. Beaten up and still expected to pay compensation—what a shameless guy!
Nami: "Anyway—why did you kick that rat-faced Navy guy just now?"
Sanji: "(⊙o⊙)… To protect you, of course!"
Nami: "Then look over there?"
She pointed toward Guina. The ground was littered with the unconscious bodies of the rat-face's Navy buddies.
Nami: "Looks like you were a bit unnecessary, huh?"
Sanji glanced at the fallen men, then at Guina's relaxed expression, and sighed helplessly:
"…Yeah… okay, I guess I overstepped."
Nami gave him a sweet smile: "It's fine. Thank you anyway!"
Sanji was instantly captivated again—pink peach-shaped hearts floating in his eyes.
"Nami-chan~~ What a cute and kind beauty!"
Right at that moment, Jepack arrived. Seeing Sanji's lovesick face, he assumed the blond was harassing Nami again.
With a Leo flying kick, he sent Sanji crashing into the wall—stuck so hard he couldn't be pulled out.
"You jerk—harassing Nami again? Looks like yesterday's beating wasn't enough. No memory, huh?!"
Nami: "Jepack… um…"
"Nami, no need to say anything. This blond creep is a total pervert—no need to defend him."
"Ugh… no, that's not it! He was actually helping us deal with the harassers!"
"Huh? I kicked the wrong guy?"
Jepack scratched his head, a bit embarrassed.
Sanji, finally peeling himself off the wall: "…You bastard—such a heavy kick!"
"Damn it, Jepack—you've hated me for a long time, haven't you?!"
"Head Meat SHOOT!"
"Block!"
"Shoulder Meat SHOT!"
"Counter!"
"Chest Meat SHOOT!"
"Release!"
"... ..."
Jepack: "Why so mad? Worst case, I'll let you kick me back once."
Sanji: "Then don't dodge, damn it!"
"Sorry, sorry—reflex. Come on, you've kicked enough. You really want to land one on me? Whoa—you're sneaking attacks now?!"
"Die already, you bastard Jepack!"
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