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Damn, I’m A Scumbag

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Someone once asked Lin Feng, "What do you want to do after graduation?" After a moment of thought, Lin Feng said: "I want to become a hundred-slayer, a one-man army. I want to defy time and become a master of time management. I want to spread love all over the world!" Years later, people praised Lin Feng: "Maintaining the warrior’s fighting spirit, while embodying the zen-like awareness of time, ultimately finding a balance between business logic and humanistic care — this is Lin Feng!"
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Chapter 1 - City Spirit

"Lin Feng, don't sleep anymore, hurry up and come out for a drink."

Lin Feng, still groggy in bed, picked up his phone and answered, hearing his best friend's voice from the other end of the line.

"Aren't you f***ing going to sleep? We just played games until three or four in the morning last night."

At this moment, Lin Feng only wanted to sleep. As for drinking, drink your sister!

"Are you sure you're not coming out?" Wu Cheng, his best friend, said in a tone that implied Lin Fengwould definitely regret it if he didn't come out.

With this disturbance, Lin Feng's sleepiness immediately vanished. He rubbed his still slightly drowsy eyes and said speechlessly, "Speak, spit it out if you have something to say."

Wu Cheng's tone was somewhat mischievous as he said, "Hurry up and come, there's a surprise waiting for you. Half an hour, I'm only giving you half an hour, no exceptions after that!"

After he finished speaking, Lin Feng stared blankly at the disconnected call.

This beast!

Lin Feng cursed.

As best friends, when they cursed at each other, they showed absolutely no mercy. Calling each other 'beast' or 'hairy bird' was normal.

But to be fair, Lin Feng was very clear that Wu Cheng never lied to him.

Those instances where he intentionally tricked him just to see each other make a fool of themselves didn't count.

Forget it, since he was already awake, he might as well go and see.

Lin Feng picked up the air conditioner remote, just about to turn it off, but his hand suddenly stopped in mid-air.

"Ding..."

"World restructuring in progress..."

"World restructuring complete..."

"Detecting host's scumbag nature and Zhong City's spirit of universal love, system is resetting..."

"Ding..."

"System reset and loading successful!"

Lin Feng: ???

Lin Feng, with question marks above his head, instinctively slapped himself twice.

"Detecting host's slight masochistic tendencies and impending mental breakdown, granting newcomer gift package!"

The next moment.

His previously fatigued body, after staying up all night, immediately became radiant!

His two to three hundred degrees of myopia, though not affecting normal life without glasses, made distant objects somewhat blurry, but now they were clear and distinct.

"I'll throw your coal!" Lin Feng immediately blurted out his hometown dialect, Cantonese.

System?!!

He wasn't hit by a car, nor was he heartbroken in a relationship, yet this pie actually fell on his head?

Lin Feng had certainly read novels, so he naturally understood how awesome a system truly was!

Under the system's newcomer gift package, Lin Feng's mental and physical state were better than ever before.

In other words, he was restored to factory settings.

Of course, this wasn't a direct return to infancy, but rather a restoration of his bodily functions to the level of a normal person.

In this era, most city dwellers are in a sub-healthy state. Although Lin Feng also played basketball for exercise during his studies, it was clearly not enough.

Staying up late, unhealthy food, etc., are all reasons why urban people are unhealthy nowadays.

At this moment, Lin Feng felt like an ox that couldn't be worn out!

"F**k!"

Lin Feng slapped himself again. He had a system, yet he was still thinking about doing things himself to be self-sufficient?

Amitabha! Goodness! Goodness!

Lin Feng stopped that thought and finally began to study his system.

A moment later, Lin Feng's expression was peculiar.

"System, come out! What do you mean by 'scumbag nature'?"

"I'm very devoted!"

"Devoted to eighteen-year-old beauties, devoted to 36D, devoted to devilish figures..."

As he spoke, Lin Feng's voice became a little softer.

Scumbag?

Absolutely impossible!

Zhong City's urban spirit, universal love!

He was a pure-blooded Zhong City resident!

Nothing wrong with that!

Despite the complaints, Lin Feng currently felt that this system was truly...

Too awesome!

The simplest ability was scanning!

Lin Feng could directly scan any life form, and then, just like playing an MMO game, see a large amount of their basic information.

Lin Feng scanned himself once in front of the mirror.

"Name: Lin Feng."

"Gender: Male."

"Age: 18 years old."

"Height: 188cm."

"Physical Fitness: 10."

"Mental Will: 10."

"Appearance and Temperament: 80."

"Wealth: 4399."

"Number: 2."

"???"

Name, gender, age, and height were all exceptionally accurate. As for physical fitness and mental will, according to the system, 10 points was the standard level for a normal adult male, while for females it was around 8 points.

At 80 points for appearance and temperament, Lin Feng was initially very unconvinced. After all, he was considered a class heartthrob in his school, so why only 80 points?

It was disrespectful!

But after he scanned various movie stars, he realized that 80 points was already very impressive!

For example, the Immortal Sister was 88 points, and 'Plain and Unremarkable' was 88 points.

Therefore, Lin Feng was quite satisfied with his appearance and temperament.

As for wealth, he just glanced at his WeChat balance of 4399 and knew there was no problem.

As a recently graduated high school student, he didn't have any messy industries. Whatever his balance was, that was his wealth.

If you insisted that selling kidneys counted as wealth, wasn't that just nonsense!

Lin Feng, stroking his chin in thought, recalled his first love and his ex-girlfriend whom he had just broken up with a while ago. This number probably referred to that, right?

This was definitely an invincible ability!

Although Lin Feng didn't have a virginity complex, it was always more comforting if his future women were a bit cleaner, wasn't it?

Using a public bus for private use, that was a heinous crime!

Putting aside those miscellaneous thoughts, it was the final "???" that made Lin Feng quite curious. What was that all about?

After asking the system with no results, he wasn't anxious. Having just obtained the system, many functions naturally needed to be explored slowly, which was fine.

Besides the scanning ability, the system's second ability was a hundredfold return!

"System: As long as you spend on beauties with 80 points or higher, you can get a hundredfold return!"

Lin Feng, having read countless novels, could certainly understand this sentence!

4399 x 100 = 439900!

As long as he found a beauty with 80 points or higher and spent money on her, he would immediately have a six-figure deposit!

Isn't this f***ing invincible?

Putting everything else aside, for a second-tier city like Zhong City, a high school graduate with hundreds of thousands in cash would absolutely be someone who walked sideways among his peers!

Don't look at those online tycoon novels where they casually spend tens of millions, hundreds of millions, or even tens of billions. The reality is that if you spend a few thousand or tens of thousands to book a venue for fun, many people would consider you a rich spendthrift.

After all, the situation in each city is different. In a second-tier city like Zhong City, spending millions in cash everywhere would definitely make you a god-tier tycoon.

However, if such capital went to a first-tier city or an international metropolis, it would naturally be small fry.

But no matter what, with the hundredfold return, the more he gave, the more he got. Lin Feng now felt that a wonderful life was beckoning him!