I have studied, yes lets call it studied, manga, anime, and novels. Be it harem, power fantasy, or even a smut, all of them just for this.
"I have summoned you, oh traveler from another world." The beautiful goddess of my dreams, long golden hair, a stunning smile, and a welcoming air, is not what I got. What is this demon lord looking ass talking to me for. Dressed in black, with a long cloak hiding his face, he speaks from the darkness. "Your mission is simple, kill the hero, within twenty years. If you cant do that much, I guess I will just erase your soul, yeah that sounds fair. If you dont kill the hero I will erase your soul." He could have rehearsed this before hand, how lame, all my fantasies have been thrown out the window, thanks to this loser.
I walk up to him, staring him eye to eye. "Where is my cheat?"
"Cheat?" He wipes the sweat from his face. "Can you not accomplish this task without a cheat?" His voice begins to crack.
"Thems the rules you shit for brains. I was summoned so I get a cheat skill." I punch the air to threaten him, but he just laughs.
"Oh yes a cheat. How could I have forgotten." He says like he intended to give me a cheat in the first place. "I will grant you command over any demon you come across, and the ability to shapeshift into anyone you kiss. If that's all." He claps his hands and I am gone.
What lame skills, others get the ability to master all magic, or are super strong from the start, but if I kiss someone I can take their form, so stupid.
Sixteen years went by. I grew up to a baron, not a rich nor a poor one, we take care of some far off land away from the empire's capital.
Laying my rifle down on a bed of rocks, I look down the scope. This puppy is of my design, took eight years to make. I call it the lethal six thousand killer. They don't even have guns in this stupid world, what will the hero think when I am gunning them down, with my lethal six thousand killer. This was part of my studies. I took a gun smithing course in the states for a few years, I just had a feeling the cliche, that a master craftsman can make anything just off description, was a bit dubious, and I was right, mister Thornhood never even came close to making my precious, lethal six thousand killer.
A smirk grows over my face. I am so smart. No one in this archaic world will stand a chance.
Bang, bang, bang. The deer falls limp, as my shots land true. I mean would you doubt me, I did train in the special forces, yeah we were a pretty big fan club, me my friend, his friend, that guys friend, that guys friend after that, I am getting distracted. The point is our fan club for that anime made us do some strange stuff. They called themselves special forces, but I ended up beating them all up, and taking the title of leader for my own. Yet they were so salty about it, they took me to court, where these military types, said I was court marshaled, whatever that even means. After that they told me I was dishonorably discharged, like that means anything, they were the ones that invited me there to begin with, through posters, and agents. What a sucky fan club that was, they wouldn't even tell me what anime it was for. Why am I getting so fired up because of the past, I need to look at the future.
"Atlas, your father said to get you." A young girl my age squats down next to me, she places her hand over her eyes, staring down range at the kill.
This girl is the old making my feelings super obvious cliche, and I am playing the role, excellently well I might add, of the oblivious main character. Anyways, we are already engaged, so this acting is getting old. Where are all the BBB's (big breasted broads), I don't want this flat chested trope. I figured if I kept up ignoring her she would give in, and yet.
Athena looks down at me with a warm smile mixed with a blush.
"Hey Athena." Her eyes perk up with each word. "Can you just leave me alone?"
She grins pulling my arm into an arm lock behind my back. "I told you didn't I, I will always protect you."
She is playing, but that really hurts, how can such a small girl pack so much muscle? It's not like Athena can protect my soul from being destroyed anyways. She plants her knee on my back, twisting my arm until it snaps.
"Ahhhhhhhhhh, fuck." No matter how many times I feel this pain, I can never get used to it.
"Father said no swearing." She grabs my other arm snapping it as well.
Why is she so good with joints, no is she good with joints, or is this just brute force?
Getting off of me, she helps me to my feet.
"Athena, please stop breaking my arms." I speak, holding back my anger.
She points her fingers at me. "In the name of god above, mend these wounds." Oh yeah, I may have forgotten to mention, but there's magic in this world. My arms pop and crack, as they reform to their undestroyed state. "You wouldn't listen to me if I didn't beat you up once and a while." She begins to walk off to the main complex.
Strapping the rifle around my shoulder I do the same, leaving the kill behind. This world is similar to all those generic fantasy worlds, I am almost surprised.
The main country in this world is the empire, they take up ninety percent of the continent, that means the only real threat to the empire is the demons that come from hades. I turned sixteen this year, which means they will be shipping me off to the capital's magic school, of course my fiancée is coming with me, she is the only one here with any real talent for magic, they are allowing me in thanks to my father, he was once on the court of mages, so he is of high standing. I just hope I will find the hero there, so I can pop a hole through their skull.
I have already thought this all out, and my preparations have been made, the odds of the hero coming out on top are zero.
Now I could just shoot Athena in the back right now, then she would no longer be a thorn in my side. Hey who knows, maybe someday she will be an asset.
Father never takes off his wizard robes, not to shower, or poop, in that aspect he is very strange. Now that I am thinking about it, in all aspects he is pretty strange.
"Oh my baby Atlas, to see you go, the night must be falling, if you are going hauling, your way off to school." He leans in for a kiss on the lips, but I, of course, push him away.
His long grey beard somehow manages to flow in the wind, despite us being inside.
"Dad cut it out, I'm not a kid anymore." I sit down on the couch setting lethal six thousand killer down next to me.
"Good morning mister Zeus." Athena bows to him. "Atlas successfully hunted a deer." Why can't she be this polite to me, maybe then I could grow some feelings for this flat chested squirt.
"Did he now, that's my Atlas!" He leans in for another kiss, but my leg instinctively moves to his nuts. Simple to say my old man is left on the floor.
"Father, are you okay? I fainted in earnest."
He stands brushing off his knees. "I," Zeus coughs, "am, fine."
Serves him right, it would be a cold day in hell, when I allow him to kiss me. Even the use of my cheat wouldn't be worth it.
"Oh, mister Zeus, when are we leaving to the capital?" Athena sits down next to me crossing her legs. Come on, how dare you hide the world from panty shots, this is a crime against anime.
My father clears his throat. "Yes, the carriage is waiting for you out front." He gestures to the door.
We sit face to face in the carriage. Her delicate lips tremble, as we leave the town of our birth behind.
Something in me stirred at this sight, but I pushed it down, I am not falling in love with a flat chested, no good jerk. Plus think of all the BBB's I will meet in the capital, my mind's turning just thinking about it. The mountain joy of two large peaks jiggling off into the sunset. That is one of my greatest dreams, the girls of my dreams. Yes girls, I will form a harem, and never fall in love with this flat chested gorilla. Yes, yes, that is what I truly want.
A tear falls down her cheek forcing me to look away.
No, her feminine charms are taking hold of me, I won't lose that easily. I am the greatest ever, and I won't be held back by this flat chested pig.
Wait, my journey has just begun, and this woman is already trying to seduce me. I must harden my heart, so I am not swayed by these tricks.