Early September in Jiangcheng — crisp air, clear skies.
Lin Feng dragged his suitcase and stood at the gates of Jiangcheng Normal University, heart full of anticipation.
The massive gate bore the words Jiangcheng Normal University in shiny gold letters. People bustled around — freshmen checking in and older students helping out.
"College life, here I come!"
Coming from a small town, getting into this well-known provincial teachers' college was already more than Lin Feng had hoped for.
He took a deep breath, ready to step through the gate — when suddenly, a robotic voice echoed in his head.
[Ding! Host has returned to the gates of the Joyous Union Sect!]
[Joyous Union Sect inheritance system now activated!]
Lin Feng froze.
"System?! Joyous Union Sect?! What the heck?!"
[A thousand years ago, the Joyous Union Sect was wiped out by righteous immortal sects. All hundred thousand disciples perished — you are the only bloodline left!]
[To restore our sect's glory, you must charm those so-called "pure" immortal maidens and saintesses until they become nothing but drooling cauldrons under your spell!]
[Remember, host — you are the sect's last hope. Hide your identity, trust no one! Those righteous lapdogs all want you dead!]
Lin Feng: "???
Righteous lapdogs?
My dog life?!
System bro, did you mix up your character settings or what?
He glanced at the university name on the gate, then at the modern buildings all around.
"Bro, this is Jiangcheng Normal University, not some Joyous Union Sect."
"Also, seriously? Immortal sects? Cauldrons? Have you been binge-reading web novels again?"
[…]
The system seemed to lag for a second.
[Anyway! Host, you're in danger — righteous disciples could spot you anytime! Suppress your aura, lower their guard, and look for a suitable cauldron candidate!]
Lin Feng rolled his eyes and ignored the clearly deranged system, stepping onto campus.
Inside, he was instantly overwhelmed by the sights.
Along the main path, clubs were recruiting new members.
Art Club, Calligraphy Club, Photography Club, Dance Club — banners flapped in the breeze.
But what really grabbed attention were the upperclassmen handling recruitment.
Being a liberal arts-focused school, Jiangcheng Normal had way more girls than guys.
Everywhere he looked, there were bright, lively young women.
In Dance Club, seniors wore tight practice outfits showing off smooth, delicate backs, each with petite, curvy figures.
At Music Club, a cute girl with twin ponytails strummed a guitar. Her loose white T-shirt swayed to the beat, giving tantalizing glimpses of her chest.
Photography Club was even livelier — several hot upperclassmen posed as models so freshmen could practice shooting. One mixed-race beauty in a super short skirt struck seductive poses; her snow-white thighs dazzled in the sunlight.
Lin Feng swallowed hard.
Damn, this is college life?
It's basically… heaven for guys!
[Ding! Host remains calm despite being surrounded by righteous lapdogs — true composure of a Joyous Union heir!]
[Reward: Yin-Yang Joyous Technique, automatically mastered to Level 1!]
[Current technique effect: You can hear the inner thoughts of any "immortal maiden" with corrupt tendencies nearby!]
A warm current flowed through Lin Feng's body, sharpening his senses instantly.
And weirdly enough — he actually started hearing the girls' inner monologues!
The dance club senior thought: Ugh, gotta keep playing innocent. Truth is, I just want a dominant guy to spoil me…
The twin-tailed guitarist mused: These freshmen are so green. Wish there was a mature, steady upperclassman to teach me some… grown-up stuff…
The elegant calligraphy girl pondered: So tiring pretending to be prim all day. I wanna let loose completely with someone…
Lin Feng's eyes widened.
Wait… these seemingly pure, sweet upperclassmen have such… bold inner worlds?
I'd heard some college girls were wild, but this is real?!
So basically, I'm walking into a lion's den?!
Gulp!
[Ding! Main quest unlocked!]
[Quest Name: First Cauldron Training]
[Objective: Find an "immortal maiden" with looks over 80 points, turn her into your exclusive cauldron, and use her to train the Yin-Yang Joyous Technique to Level 2!]
[Reward: 10,000 spirit stones, Level 1 Body-Freezing Technique]
"Spirit stones? Body-freezing technique? Are you serious?!"
Just as Lin Feng was totally mind-blown, a sweet, clear voice rang out behind him.
"Hey, freshman! Are you new here?"
He turned — and immediately got hit by the view.
A pure, lovely girl walked toward him, smiling gently.
Classic oval face, skin like porcelain, soft enough to pinch water from.
Willow-leaf eyebrows framed big, sparkling eyes — clear, innocent, with a touch of natural shyness.
Small nose, pink lips, black hair tied in a simple ponytail, a few playful strands brushing her snowy neck.
She wore a light blue chiffon blouse with a modest neckline that showed off her graceful collarbone line. The fitted cut outlined her slim, shapely figure.
Below, a beige A-line skirt stopped just above the knee, revealing long, straight legs.
Her calves were slender and even, ankles curved beautifully, feet in white canvas shoes — youthful yet elegant.
She looked like a girl straight out of a manga: pure, with a hint of quiet shyness, the kind you just want to protect.
Then, a line of data appeared before Lin Feng's eyes — visible only to him:
[Name: Su Qingwen]
[Looks: 85 points]
[Figure: C-cup (still developing)]
[Sensitivity: 80 points (0 = no reaction, 100 = max reaction)]
[Cauldron Rank: A-rank (higher rank = faster cultivation)]
That kind of beauty would be goddess-tier in real life!
And she's only 85?
What would someone 90+ look like?!
But when he saw Sensitivity: 80, his body tensed.
Sensitivity?
Does that mean… that area?!
If 0 is like a dead fish, then 80 must be… twisting like a pretzel?!
Hiss—
Better not think too far. His throat went dry.