*click clack click clack click clack*
"You fat fucking chud you don't even know shit about anime!"
"Your a Larper!"
"What do you mean you like Naruto?" *snort* "You fucking newgen virgin!"
"Real men love Rent a girlfriend! Like me!"
"Huh? I'm the loser? Lets see about that you son of a bitch! I'm banning you from my discord server!!!"
*pant pant pant"
I cant help but wipe the sweat of my forehead.
Honestly these chumps just try to make me mad, don't come talking shit to the head honcho if your not ready to face the consequences.
Who do they think they are? They only watch mainstream anime and expect to be accepted into my holy weeb paradise.
My gaze sweeps across my desk, its covered in trash but it doesn't matter, I pretty much know where everything is.
So where is my mountain dew?
I dig my hand through piles of trash.
"Mountain dew mountain dew, come to your papa...."
There it is!
"Dewey! what happened to you!! Don't tell me your empty!"
I hold the empty 3L mountain dew in my hands. I always knew this day would come, but I only bought him this morning.
Seeing your son die is a sad thing.
I really don't want to walk to the convivence store again today.
That cashier lady always looks like she's judging me.
Its not my fault I'm fat! My destiny is to be an isekai protagonist, the whole point is to go from fat to smoking hot and get a harem full of babes!
*snort*
"No! now's not the time. my son just died..."
A quick prayer for my child.
"May you get a harem in your next life Dewey."
Welp that's that!
*grunt*
Standing up is starting to get a little hard huh...
Jeez, I've done so much exercise today. Maybe ill get a six pack?
"Heh." Then I'd get all the babes for sure.
I put on my kirby slippers and make my way to the front door.
Its late so it might be a little cold out.
I look down at my clothes. A high school DxD shirt, 100% polyester, and a pair of grey sweats.
"I'm sure ill be fine"
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"Holy shit!"
I'm freezing my tits of.
I swear it did not look this cold before!
I mean this is some serious cold, it has me jogging for the first time in years!
"Dewey you stupid fuck, rot in hell!"
*pant pant*
Why did you have to leave me so soon Dewey... could you not last for one night!
After all the love I've given you...
*pant pant*
"You deserve to be replaced!"
That's it, Dewey you evil son of mine you have given me motivation.
For the first time since high school "I will RUN!"
I must get a more filial son than you Dewey!
*Heave*
This is so important that I'll ignore this red light.
*Broom Broom Honk*
"Even Jay can not stop me from walki-"
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A/N:
The whole premise here is that this fat loser gets transmigrated into Naruto (which he has been trashing) during the academy. So he doesn't know all the plot and how to minmax.(No OP system)
He then obviously slowly becomes a better person throughout the fic.
However, he will act like this for a good while, so I thought that before I dedicate myself to writing it would be better to see how you guys receive this concept and if you have any suggestions.
I would appreciate any feedback,
RoyalGrass :)