Unknown Slayer: I Just Wanna Drink Water, Damn It

You think your Monday was bad? Try getting isekai'd on your Premier League debut. Erwin Santoso was this close to living the dream: Premier League debut, fans screaming his name—the whole deal. Then a weird quake hit Finch Farm’s lift, a flash of white light zapped him, and bam—he woke up somewhere… else. Now he’s stuck in a world where magic is real, the walls whisper creepy stuff, and some people are just plain messed up. Oh, and his body’s doing this freaky thing where it heals from… pretty much anything. Sounds cool? Trust me, it’s not. The pain sticks around, and his sanity’s taking some serious hits. No hero’s welcome, no cheat skills, no harem—just a confused ex-footballer with a bad temper and a growing list of questions. Why him? Why here? And why does everything hurt so damn much even when the wounds vanish? Between dodgy military types, shady cults, and secrets buried deeper than his last tackle, Erwin’s just trying to survive. But in a world this dark, sometimes staying human hurts more than any wound. Welcome to Nusavellia—where the magic is dark, the people are darker, and your past is the last thing you’ll worry about. ---