In a completely empty dark place, there is a shining white sphere of light, this sphere of light being the only thing present in the location. The only thing in the endless darkness.
"How did I end up here?"
A very young male voice came from the white sphere of light.
"Oh yeah, that's right. I died in the most cliché way possible. A damn truck that appeared out of nowhere. I'm so lonely here. Haaa! Shit, I remembered that One Piece is still ongoing, and now I don't know how it's going to end. After watching over 900 episodes, this is the result. I also wanted to know what's going to happen in the Fairy Tail 100 Years Quest manga. Life is so unfair."
While the young man lamented, in another place, an old man drinking tea sensed him trapped in the void.
"How interesting, he got stuck in the void. But how is that possible? Normally, all souls go to heaven or hell. Perhaps I should give him a new life. Other gods were complaining about how boring it is to keep watching the same cliché in the same world."
The old man snapped his fingers, and the white sphere appeared. The old man showed surprise at the white sphere.
"W-what? What's happening, where am I? And who are you, old man?"
A young voice came from the white sphere. The tone of the voice was one of surprise at the sudden change.
"Calm down, child. You are in my house. I brought you here because you were trapped in the void. And I am God!"
The elderly man spoke. No sound came from the white sphere; everything was an awkward silence.
"What's the problem, child?" God asked, curious about the sudden silence.
"Is this a fanfic written by some hopeless otaku?" the young voice from the white sphere asked.
"Hohoho, but aren't you an otaku too?" God asked, laughing with joy.
"No, I may watch anime, but I work hard, and no matter how much I watch, this is a cliché reincarnation fanfic in a cliché fantasy world where I'll get a harem in the future," the young man from the white sphere replied with absolute certainty.
"You're right, I'll give you a new chance, but this isn't a fanfic, and it's not cliché either. After all, you didn't die a virgin, did you?"
"That's true, in cliché fanfics, it's usually a virgin otaku who immediately thinks about a harem and uses the lower head instead of the upper one. Okay! Bring me back to life so I can watch the new episode of One Piece," the young man, who was a white sphere, quickly changed the subject, thinking about what would happen in the next episodes of One Piece.
"I'm sorry, but you can't return to your world."
"What? Then what world am I going to?!" The young man was surprised that he couldn't return to his world.
"I will create a world for you, similar to those animes you otakus love so much."
"Haaa. It seems I have no choice. Hurry up and get me out of here; I'm tired of being a ball of light." The young man had lost all hope that this was reality. He only thought of one thing when God said it would be an anime world: *'It's a cliché fanfic.'*
"But first, I will grant you some wishes. Let's see… how about five wishes?"
"This really is a fanfic!"
God quickly denied it and asked for the young man's wishes. "No, it's not. Now tell me your wishes, as long as they're not exaggerated."
"Fine, give me a system."
"Denied!"
"Why?"
"I said nothing exaggerated, and this isn't a fanfic. So think of sensible things."
"The Library of Heaven."
"Denied!"
"Why? It's not that exaggerated."
"Of course it's exaggerated! Choose more normal things."
"Immortality!"
"Denied!"
"What the hell, why?"
"A mortal wouldn't understand."
"Then the lineage of the Primordial Dragon God."
"Denied!"
"What's your problem, God? It's just a lineage!"
"Still doesn't change the fact that it's exaggerated. You'd destroy the universe I'm going to make for you."
"It seems I can't ask for anything OP. So it's not a fanfic after all. Let's do the final test."
*'We'll see if it's a fanfic,'* the young man thought.
"Then I want the Gate of Babylon."
"Hmm…" God paused to think, stroking his beard. Soon, God reached a conclusion. "I can give you the vault. But not the weapons!"
"Why not?"
"The weapons are too powerful in capable hands. You saw how Gilgamesh is a fool for not knowing how to fight properly. All he does is fire all the weapons at his enemies—what a stupid guy. So, do you want the vault?"
*'Gilgamesh isn't stupid because of that. All the servants are fragments. Gilgamesh was incomplete without full access to his treasure. What a dumb God!'* the young man, in the form of a white sphere, thought while listening to God talk about Gilgamesh from the anime *Fate*.
"Fine, better than nothing." The voice from the white sphere sounded depressed for not getting any weapons.
"Come on, child, cheer up! You still have four wishes," God said in an amused tone.
"Then give me the Rinnegan with the option to deactivate it whenever I want."
"Hmm! Definitely denied!"
"Why?!" The voice came out extremely depressed for having one of the greatest otaku wishes denied, even though everyone prefers the Sharingan.
"Sharingan, Rinnegan—it'd be too overpowered for the world I'm going to make for you," God lied.
"Damn stingy God," the young voice from the sphere said irritably.
"Haaa. Give me Gildarts' Crash Magic," the young man said, mentioning the first thing that came to mind, no longer caring.
"Okay, that's possible. Next!"
"Zeref and Irene's enchantment level." Seeing that Crash Magic was accepted, the young man decided to ask for magic from a world full of it.
*'This damn stingy God is going to send me to a magical world,'* the young man thought with great disappointment, knowing he wouldn't be able to finish *One Piece*.
"That's also possible. Next!"
"Living Magic!" He wanted to at least do some experiments, like creating an army and dominating the world.
"Denied!"
"Why? It's not a big deal."
"Not a big deal, you say? You plan to play with life. That's not a big deal. If you ask for something absurd again, your wishes end here." God was irritated when he saw that the young man wanted to toy with life, possibly dominate the world, and then the universe and whatever came next.
"Tch. Stingy God, there's nothing useful to ask for—something that'd make me invincible. Guess I'll just ask for anything." Tired of being denied, the young man in the form of a light sphere asked for other *Fairy Tail* magics.
"Command T."
"Hmm…" God was indecisive about this. As a god, he knew its true potential. *'He's just human. He won't be able to use it perfectly,'* God thought and then decided. "That's possible. Hurry up and make your last wish; I have to watch the new episode of *One Piece*!"
"White Dragon Slayer Magic…" The voice came out very depressed, knowing it was already the final episode and he wouldn't be able to see the ending.
"Okay! Now get out of here!"
Then God snapped his fingers, making the soul disappear to his new life. At the same time, he created the anime world he was currently watching on his 90,000-inch television.
"OPPAI…"
God turned off his TV.
"What a boring world! Well… it's not exactly boring… it's just that this protagonist is kind of a useless guy who gets everything handed to him on a silver platter… no, a diamond platter. I should erase him, just like that Riser Phoenix guy; they're just two pieces of filthy trash anyway. Maybe I should give him a sixth wish. The Boosted Gear. Though he won't need it anyway. But since the demons are greedy stalkers and a bunch of perverts, just like everyone in that world, he's going to have a lot of problems. A world where power attracts power… Muhahahahahaha!! I'm going to have a lot of fun watching his struggles… Hahaha!"