Damn it.. just one more..... So uhh.. hmm.. a-huh~ .... Where am I..? alright last thing I remember.... is.... ... nothing..? fucking hell my name..? ... got nothing cool, Great... just dandy!~
*as I arise from my supposed slumber Only to find myself near a flat cliff I look ahead to see...*
a entrance.. and exit? whatever its a very large stone round Arch oh and of Course I simply don't remember anything can't even remember when I learned to speak and think. memoryless...
*As I Start Thinking Complicated Thoughts I Realized I'm in too deep in my own head, and so I relieve my mental train of thought by exhaling, Sighing I close my eyes*
I'd deem it a Safety issue simply staying here lying down If not for the fact that its probably even worse to go out there.. and so I guess I won't. I'll just sleep as Im tired. And because what else can I do!? .... DAMN IT! this sucks...
*as I wake up once more I realize..*
Well since nothings happening I guess I should Walk towards the stone arch... well that and Hunger and severe boredom... mostly boredom....
*as I Feeling the texture of the polished old stone I ponder to myself Quietly and without thinking I open my mouth to speak*
I Think I understand what girls mean by "The Ick" ... wait what....? what am I even talking about..? am I mad..? ... ok So my current Piece In my little puzzle here suggests that This Arch is the beginning of my glorious adventure yes..? to what end though... why am I even here... did I win a raffle and get transmigrated..? *Looking down I start kneeling putting my arms over my knees* im a failure.
*After the quick Introduction to my oblivion I obviously walk through the Stone Arch on a whim since its my only plausible choice in the situation Of course the next thing you'd expect is utter darkness but when I decide its not worth it and turn around and blink suddenly I'm in a town...?*
What the h-?
"Welcome To Your First Trial Death Penalty Temporarily removed due to extremely low Rank"
"New Objective: [Defeat Goblins 0/???"
"Optional Objective: [Stop The Goblin Invasion]"
"Upon Failure: [No Exp Gain]"
Alright, Alright.. So I get the gist.. So even If I die, which I wont I'll stay alive! great. except that, this information is extremely flawed, I mean.. How Do I even know If I should even trust this GLOWING RED PANEL... you see students.. ahem, when this sort of event happens you sh- o-ow..? adrenali~-?
*As I Turn To See A Little Green man stabbing my ankle for whatever reason*
Wow what a dick.. what I even do to you....
*I said while giving him The Smuggiest Look that I can muster*
And I was going to say something funny too..
*I said while kneeling to grab ahold of the little green mans neck*
Wow you didn't dodge huh.. first day? haha me too bud, me too...
*and Then I appropriately held my grip as tight as I could Possibly Muster*
Just Take i- OAH!- Damn it why did you kick me.. little shit..
*Pushing my arm forward as much as possible to greatly increase the distance between me and the goblin*
Haha~ can't kick me now huh~? oh.. you've passed out..? or wait are you dead..? ill just keep my hand on your neck until I'm absolutely sure your a goner.. while I do that Ill look around a bit.. oh I didn't even notice that The Civilians Started Running why is th- ... oh man.. that little green man over there well many green men over there are really big... and they're not even here yet huh.. oh man that one has red eyes.. he's pissed.. I wonder wh- ... my dearest condolences I know it looks like ive strangled your kin however I can assu-
*feeling a Very deep stinging pain in my body as I've been tossed and now simply can't move even trying to open my eyes hurts..?*
Ah... what the hell it fucking hurts so bad right now...
*mustering the strength to lift my arm I feel a large Metallic Log Directly in front of me*
ah don't tell m-
*As I trace the log towards me I end up finding out that my gut has been cleanly impaled by what I imagine To be almost as large as, if not a little smaller then the damn dragon slayer...*
Ah I guess this is my price for being cocky again... wait.. again..? what the hell am I on about... ... this fucking sucks... Shit.. Fuck.. Damn it.. Damn it all God... Always me right..? because Im the chosen one!~ hahaha!~ ... Guess I'll just bleed ou- COuGH!?!~ ... im sure I just coughed up blood But My eyes hurt too badly I'm just... gonna sleep... ..... HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE FOR SOMEONE TO DIE DAMN I-
*as I curse Allowed I Find Myself Hearing Beastly Giggles..*
Ahh.. so they've been keeping me alive..? I was wondering what that nice feeling deep within was. magic maybe.. goblins exist so.. I did happen to see someone with a cloak among them.. wait no was it three of them..? ahh my head is so shot... Can't remember anything... oh the giggling stopped..
*I was about to spit out this thick blob of what I assume is a big amount of blood out of my mouth until I feel something with long dirty nails grab my hair.. wait is my hair dirty or their nails.. Its Oily so... ah whatever.. please kill me? I'm bored of this suffering.. its gone too stale... and it hurts too badly to really figure out what's making me suffer so im just cursing the world instead.. give a me fucking enemy damn it..*
So whats up bud! Didn't like how I killed that little green g-?! COuGh!?
*Not a new feeling yet it hurts all the same.. though I can't feel anything under my waist, and in all actuality the pain is somewhat barrable.. even if its a very large burden on my mental.... of course Im no one special, its adrenaline.*
So Can You lot stop healing me already Im growing quite bored h-
*before Another word could Exit my mouth That I had Assumed Would Be in Complete Comical Sentences but were actually split somewhat with little gasps of air and trickles of coughing up blood but misheard by my own mind due to the graven situation..., I Feel A Sharp Tangy Feeling In my throat.. thankfully I was at least this much aware to immediately realize what just killed me, yes.. i said it.. killed me. I got stabbed in the throat.. oh They haven't removed it ye- oh that doesn't..... they just removed it and it feels like pissing with my nose but in my mouth.... but its harder because I've Got Kidney stones or somethi....*
...
Ughhh.. Damn it.. lets tr- huh... Where am I..? what is going on... alright lets see here... my name is.. D- .... D..? D... D. ... right.. I'm unsure... But ok then.. whatever, name's are for the cowardly anyways. And my situation..?
*Looking around*
cool Im lost. lets look around first.... alright flat cliff... on sand.. polished old stone everywhere... yeah I dont know whats going on the only objectiveable thing in this place is that arch looking exit right there, so I imagine I should Go Through it. Though Im too tired Im going to bed.. Nighty Night..... Ah but this unbearable hunger... whatever I'll Deal with my problems. later! night!!~
*.... and so I went to sleep a- ... huh..? what was....? oh nevermind. And So I went to sleep! on the uncomfortable sand*