"Why me?" Noah asked, the lower half of his naked body hidden by clouds.
"Only someone as perverted as you could bring me the results I crave."
In front of him was a staircase, and beyond that staircase lay a throne on which the most beautiful woman with the sexiest body rested with her legs crossed.
"I'm not that perverted." Noah protested.
Her hand moved the thick locks of pink hair away, revealing the right side of her tanned nake as well as her shoulder.
Gulp-
The Goddess of Lust snapped her fingers, and thousands of digital screens appeared around her.
"In total, you have watched over 30,000 X-rated videos."
"T-That doesn't mean anything-"
"You have watched over 10,000 animated X-rated videos, and consumed more than 1000 dounjins all while remaining perfectly celibate and single-"
"Okay, okay." Noah wiped his forehead, feeling like he was being attacked. "I might have a little, a little problem with those things."
"Riiight," The Goddess of Lust nodded. "Of course, the numbers mentioned above only refer to distinct videos, not the times you re-watched the same video, or the so-called music videos using clips from videos you have already seen."
"Goddamn, I'm getting cooked."
"Quite the contrary, my dear Noah." The Goddess of Lust smiled and rose from her throne. "I'm praising you."
'It certainly doesn't feel like it.'
"I can hear your thoughts. In any case, I will reward you for all these things you have accomplished, and you will gain further rewards by accomplishing more in this world."
Noah scratched his head. He had previously gotten a quick explanation, but things were still pretty confusing.
"So you need me to be a Priest. A Priest to your churches and temples."
"That's right." The Goddess nodded. "I need you to guide the people of this world, to bring them to me."
"What does that entail?"
"You'll see, soon enough, my dear Holy Priest." The tanned beauty snapped her fingers and disappeared. "Soon, my Priestess will come find you."
Her voice faded and, slowly, the divine dimension he had been pulled into faded as well.
The clouds that hid his privates were gone, and Noah found himself in the middle of a forest.
"What am I supposed to do here...?" He muttered under his breath. "Just sit and wait for the Priestess?"
The area seemed peaceful enough. The leaves were dancing with the wind, and the birds were chirping. Why wouldn't he do the same?
'Dusk,' Noah thought as he raised his gaze to the sky. 'Being here at night could be troublesome. Plus, will the Priestess be able to find me in the night?'
Just as he took his first step in a direction chosen randomly,
[Ding!]
"Oho!"
[System Initializing...]
Before the System could complete its initialization, the sound of a twig breaking as it was stepped on resonated.
Noah scratched his chin, and decided that facing whatever was there face-on was his best bet.
'At the very least, it's too silent to be a bear or some wild beast.'
Noah moved forward, walking past the trees of the forest until,
'Oh.'
A woman was standing with her back towards him. She had her arms crossed, which accentuated how thin her waist was in comparison to her hips. Her blonde hair was wrapped in a bun.
Noah walked closer and closer. Unlike him, she wasn't paying attention to her surroundings one bit.
The woman let out a heavy sigh, visibly frustrated.
"Are you the Priestess?" Noah asked.
"AAAH!" She screamed suddenly as his voice resonated from behind her.
The woman tried, at once, to run away and to turn around, which caused her to spin and stumble to the ground quite pathetically.
Her butt hit the ground and,
"Are you okay?" Noah asked with a raised eyebrow. "I don't mean any harm." He added, realizing that the Priestess should have known about him and wouldn't have reacted this way.
"Y-Yes," The blonde winced due to her stinging butt. "Sorry, I..."
Her words trailed off as she laid eyes on him.
Having never seen such a lean, svelte, and built body, she found herself at a loss completely.
"Are you sure you're okay?"
Her gaze moved up from his chest to his face.
"Yes..." She whispered, face redder than a tomato.
Noah stepped closer, and she gulped, her mind having completely frozen.
Gulp-
He extended a hand to help her stand up, and she felt she would faint.
The blonde slowly lowered her gaze and, instead of finding his hand, her gaze fell on his-
Noah scratched his head as the woman lay down, having seemingly passed out.
'What the hell...?' He asked himself and,
[The Tutorial Quest has started!]
[You can now check your Status Window!]
[Information about the Tutorial Quest will be given just after that.]
'Alright.' Noah scratched his chin. "Status Window," He said out loud, gaze falling down to the defenseless, busty blonde in front of him.