Chapter One
"Please... just one more floor and you're all mine..."
Ren grunted as he hauled the massive, human-sized crate up the dimly lit staircase of his apartment complex.
Inside the box was everything he owned in the world.
A 1:1 scale, hyper-realistic, limited edition silicone statue of the Empress of Nine Heavens.
Ren had skipped meals for six months for this. He was so thin his ribs looked like a xylophone, but his eyes were bright with a desperate, lonely fire that belonged to virgin males.
'Once I set her up in the corner... I'll never be alone again.' Ren wiped a bead of sweat from his forehead, his grip on the cardboard slick and shaky. 'My yandere waifu... I'm going to love you so much! I'll even cook for you!'
He reached the top landing, his heart hammering against his chest like a trapped bird. But as he tried to pivot, his worn-out sneaker stepped on his untied lace, causing him to lose his balance completely.
"Wait—no! Help!"
The heavy crate shifted. The center of gravity tipped.
Ren gasped as five hundred pounds of "premium medical-grade silicone" and solid internal framing tipped backward, pinning him against the concrete floor.
Crr-ack.
A snap echoed through the hallway as his spine met the cold floor at a terminal angle. Ren's vision blurred. He couldn't move. He couldn't even scream. He was trapped under the very "woman" he had spent his life's savings on.
'I'm... I'm going to be the headline tomorrow...' Ren's last thought was a wave of shame, drowning his body as blood trickled down his forehead. 'Local Shut-In Loser Crushed to Death by His Silicone Waifu...'
And, just like that, Ren died.
[Ping!]
[Ultimate Invincible Overlord System initiating...]
[Analysing host...0%...30%...55%...77%...89%...99%]
[Analysis complete!]
[Host has a vast knowledge on farming, cooking and harem.]
[Creating a personalized system for host...]
[Creation complete! Host has been granted The Invincible Farming Overlord System!]
[Transmigrating host...0%...30%...55%...77%...89%...99%]
[Transmigration complete! Initiating heavenly thunder to wake host up!]
BOOM!
A bolt of violet lightning, thick as a redwood tree and twice as loud, slammed into the center of a peaceful, sun-drenched meadow.
"ARGHHH!!!"
A scream passed Ren's lips as his eyes snapped open in an instant.
The "Heavenly Wake-up Call" bypassed his nerves and went straight for his soul. His body performed a violent, vertical spasm, launching him three feet into the air where he hovered for three impossible seconds.
The bolt did its work, incinerating every impurity in his marrow, leaving Ren behind, smoking like some burnt turkey that just left the oven.
Zzz... Zzz... Pop.
He hit the grass with a heavy thud, his limbs still twitching slightly in an involuntary dance for a whole minute before his brain finally started working.
'...Is this hell?' Ren blinked as his eyes took in mocking brilliance of the blue sky which was now so calm that it seemed like it had never even thundered in the first place.
'Or, did they accidentally send me to heaven?'
"Chirp! Chirp! Chirp!"
As if to mock him even further, a flock of birds glided lazily across his field of view, wings cutting through the sunlight as a little welcome gift from the world he had transmigrated into, descended on him.
Plop.
Ren blinked. A fresh bird dropping landed right on the bridge of his nose.
'...The fuck!?'
[Ping!]
[Welcome, Host, to the Azure Cloud Continent!]
[Current Status: Level 0 Farmer]
[Objective: Expand your territory to become the Ultimate Farming Overlord Of The Cultivation World.]
Ren already devastated by the bird poop on his nose, blinked at the blue screen in confusion.
'Is this the system thing I read about in those xianxia cultivation novels?'
Ren raised his hand and moved it to and fro at the blue screen, in the same manner as one tries to shoo a fly from sitting over their food.
Swish. Swish.
'Why is this thing not disappearing?!'
Ren swiped even more frantically at the air, his fingers passing right through the glowing blue text like it was made of smoke.
After three minutes of trying to make the screen dissipate, Ren finally gave up as he closed his eyes, exhaling.
'Ugh... Did I really transmigrate? What genre is this except cultivation? More importantly, whose body is this?!'
Ren opened his eyes, squinting at the blue screen as he sat up with his legs folded, completely forgetting about the dried poop on the bridge of his nose.
'How did those novel heroes made this thing work in the first chapter? Ughh... Status?' Ren questioned inwardly rather than commanding, hoping all those r18 xianxia cultivation novels would come in handy.
[Welcome to the Invincible Overlord Farming System, host.]
[Name: Lin Fan]
[Age: 22]
[Farmer Level: 0]
[Cultivation Years: 0]
[Cultivation Base: ???]
[Physique: Eternal Earth Body (Grade: ???)]
[Spiritual Root: Overlord Earth Root (Grade: ???)]
[Luck: ???]
[Note : All the hidden information can only be unlocked at Farmer LVL. 999. Host needs to farm day and night to become The Invincible Farmer Overlord.]
Ren stared at the screen, blinking and completely dumbfounded.
'What type of shit system is this?! Everything is hidden! At least tell me in this world's language what am I? Am I a mushroom? Poop? What is my existence here?!'
[Host is too weak to be labelled even as poop in Azure Cloud City. You are just an ordinary mortal here that cannot cultivate and can be squatted by any cultivator. Currently residing deep in the Eternal Rest Forest to stay alive.]
The message from system left Ren even more depressed as he laid flat on the ground in complete surrender.
'If I am that weak. What's the point of even existing here? Might as wait to be crushed to death by some animal here.'
As if in response to Ren's surrender, thundering clouds appeared in the sky once again.
'Is it going to rain?'
Ren sighed as he closed his eyes, waiting for the raindrops to hit his body. However, sadly that impact never came. Instead-
BOOM!
"ARGHHHH!!!"
[Will Host start farming? Or, does he want to be hit again by Heavenly Thunder?]
"I'll farm! I'll farm! Stop it!"
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