Year 2024
Location: Japan
City: Tokyo.
~ ???'s Pov ~
I stare at the rope hanging above my head bringing up the courage to stand up on the chair. I take the rope with my hand and place my head in it.
I remember all the preparation I have done before this and check if everything is as it should be.
' Left the note on the table, the leftover money is on the table, check. Deleted all my computer history, magazines, and videos. Most importantly, left a note for Bro saying I will fuck his ass as a ghost. Haha..'
The last one made me laugh a little. Although, it pains me greatly to leave my sister alone, not being able to see my girlfriend and fuck my bitches again but life truly has been a living hell. Many might say
"It's not so bad."
" It will get better."
But they don't know shit!
How do these people know how I feel? Ftt~.
' They talk like they live thousands of lives in their short periods of life. Haha, bunch of hypocrite.'
It's funny actually. They think they have the right to lecture me because they are my distant relative because they are older. Haha, what BS.
I admit, that with age comes experience, and with experience comes wisdom. But someone who does not know hardship, pain, failure, and success does not know the things that come from experiencing it.
The only things they are good at is repeating what their parents told them.
' Then again,' I look at my hands and look back at my past ' I am not the one to talk.'
At the beginning of my life, I was a 'good boy', according to my parents. Always listened to my parents, believing their words unconditionally, studying hard to impress them, always within the top 5 of my class. That went on for 9 years of my life.
It was then that I had experienced my first taste of 'freedom', or you could say the start of my hormones acting up. That was my first time understanding what a man and woman could do besides being friends and also later realized how low Japanese people's morality can go.
She was a woman who looked like she was in the prime of her life. Young, beautiful, and kind(ftt~). Sumui Yushiro was her name I later learned. She taught me how I was created.
Although young and naive I may have been, untalented and stupid I was not. I quickly understood what was going on though not all of it. But the damage was done. The seed of freedom (corruption) was planted.
My grades started falling behind in my class, I started to listen to my parents less and less, started making 'friends'. That's when I was hit with a shocking reality.
You are nothing without your results
It started with them comparing me with my older sister, she was always a good student. Always getting first-in-class exams. Then they tried to manipulate me slowly. Like, if you get within the top 2 they will give me this and that.
And when I couldn't fulfill their expectations they started to focus more on my sister. And I, with my stupid ass brain thought they didn't love me much.
'You know, the things that teenager can make up in his/her mind is f*ccking impressive.'
So when they started to ridicule me I thought in my big brain, " Let's just prove them right!"
Hahaha! What a fuccking genius I was, right?! Wrong!
The next thing I knew I became the disgrace of my family, an example to not be. I only got a hold of myself when I reached 17.
You know it was one of the random moments when you think about your life choices and feel so embarrassed that you want to die? That's what happened to me.
That's when it hit me that without being successful I wouldn't be anything I'm my life. That was the time when I felt my father's hardship, my mother's worries, and my sister's expectations.
Every man will have the time of his life then he will face the hard reality of their responsibility. It's not something we inherit from our father nor something that our mother wants us to have. It's something that we have to take it ourselves. Because that is something that is expected from us.
It's a truth that will always be a truth no matter which era we are in. A father wants a strong child, a mother wants a strong child, a sister wants a strong brother, a woman wants a strong husband, and a child wants a strong father. As a man, your only choice is to be strong.
That's where I failed. I just couldn't keep up man! I had all the things that a boy my age wanted. A strong body, money from my parents, a girlfriend to love, and some bitches to fuck. But all of that feels like nothing if you don't take the responsibility for them. Will you ever hand over the responsibility of your woman to some other man? No right!
That's why I tried to take responsibility for them. And I failed that's why you are reading this shit. Although thanks for reading this shit that is my life. I am sure the author will be happy. Fucker likes more readers.
Anyway, it seems like I forgot to say my name. My bad. My name is ****** ********.
Let's get back to where we were.
" Sigh~, I should really stop having these flashbacks."
Saying that I took a deep breath and kicked the chair I was standing on. As I was standing quite a bit high from the group it took 0.5 seconds for the rope to tighten around my neck. Also, thank God I read on the internet how to place the rope so that I would break my neck instantly and die quickly.
*Crack*
And that was the last sound I heard before I slept a sound sleep.
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Time: ???
Location: Outside of Time.
<3rd Person's Pov>
In the vast place outside of time-
" Shut the fuck up and get on with it already. I am too fuccking bored to wait for you to explain where the hell I live and that's creepy as fuck dude. Are u gay or something? Sorry, I don't swing that way."
FUCK U TOO! And I am no gay, you sister fucker! And the fuck are u wailing about? You should be grateful that I am using you in my work again. I am your creator bitch.
"Yeah, yeah. I am super~ grateful~. Now get on with it. My 1000986 child will be born soon, I don't wanna miss it."
Fuck, I am not jealous. Ahem. Ignoring the idiot, " I heard that." Let's get back to our new MC.
As our MC just die died and hasn't woken up yet- fuck I lost the vibe!
"Lol! Hahaha! Servers you right!"
Oh, is that so? Alright then, you write it from here, and if it isn't to my satisfaction then, "Then what?" Then I will add NTR in your life!
" Ftt~ nice try mate but I know you hate NTR more than me. Try again." I refuse to write the amusement in his voice.
Are you CHANGING me? Ok fucker, how about I make this one marry all of your daughters huh? What do you say?
For the first time, he stopped laughing and looked avobe his and said.
" You wouldn't dare."
Oh? You wanna see what I can do? Try me bitch!
He looks avobe him for some time before letting out a sigh.
" Alright, alright. I understand. No need to bring my kids into this. I will behave *for now*. "
Hm? Why do I feel like you're hiding something but it shouldn't be possible as as I am writing what you are thinking.
" Oi are you going to give me the power or not? I have a wife to support unlike you virgin."
HEY! No need to say that. Also here and remember to give him reasonable power. Nothing like you.
" Yeah yeah~."
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< 3rd Person's Pov>
As we read our MC died by self-harm. We also see his soul going for reincarnation. But as he was about to start his journey to hell his soul suddenly blinked out of existence.
Location: Outside Of Time.
Outside of Time is a place where time does not exist. Simple as that, nothing more.
Anyway in here we can see an awesome existence, all powerful and all handsome man writing something in thin air and suddenly our MC's soul applied in front of this existence.
This being gave a quick look at this soul and suddenly the soul started shaking. After some time we see the shaking stopped and the soul is looking around him. The being noticed that the soul was beginning to feel frear and if it continues it will it will evolve into Madness of a kind. So This being quickly placed a barrier around his soul to shield him from this. He will still feel fear, yes but it will not make his judgment cloudy because of that. All this time The Being didn't stop writing.
On the other side, after our MC noticed that he was suddenly not feeling the mind-breaking fear, he quickly looked for the reason. As he is sure he isn't strong-willed enough to do that on his own.
Only then did he notice the THING in front of him. This... The thing is like our old TV when it was broken and the display was glitching. Just like that. He knows something is VERY wrong in this situation. But he understands one thing this Being is the one that saved him. And for that he is grateful.
' Oh Supreme Being thank you for saving me. What may I be use of you? '
He, himself is shocked with how he is behaving but doesn't think much of it as he is sure it is this Being's doing.
After some time the Being finally spoke. His voice is deep manly voice.
" Ah, yes mortal. Anyway, listen I have decided to make you my slave."
'...' ' Yes, of course. It is my honor to become a slave of yours. What can I do for you master?'
" Stop mortal. I don't like being called master by a male. You will call me boss."
' Yes, boss.' It's much better he thought.
" Alright. Listen mortal, I'm bored."
'... I am sorry to hear that, boss.'
" So I have decided to make you my slave and reincarnate you in Mushoku Tensei world. So that I can write a story about you're life and see how many readers I can get."
' I... will be honored to be your entertainment, boss.' The more his boss spoke the more he felt dead inside.
" Hmm. You are a good slave mortal. You know you're place. As a reward, I will grant you some powers of your own. But remember the tag [Weake to Strong]."
Our MC thought for a few seconds and said in his mind.
' If I may ask a few questions boss?'
" Ask away mortal."
' Thank you, boss. Which timeline will I be reinstated in and who will I be reinstalled into if you don't mind answering?'
"Hm. You will be reinstated as Rudeus Greyrat. The timeline should be the same as I don't want to change it too much. Oh, and remember that otaku that was originally the MC? I used his soul as a nutrient to get rid of the weakness of that demon factor you will have.
Now quickly say what you. I wanna post this fanfic soon."
' I am grateful for your answer boss. Also, if you please allow me some time to think of the gifts that you will bestow upon me? I apologize if I am overstepping my place boss.'
" Hmp. Worry not mortal. I take care of my things no matter how insignificant they are. Take your time. Not like times matter here."
Our MC thought that he heard something significant but decided to not get punished by asking more questions.
He thought about what powers he should request. He can't request something too powerful as the boss won't like it. And he will also be powerful anyway without any extra power but extra power wouldn't hurt.
He thought about what powers he would have from birth.
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1. Laplace's Factor.✓
2. Future knowledge...✓
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Now that he thinks about it. Only Laplace's Factor is the only thing that he gets by birth and everything else he will have to do it himself.
Now the things that he thinks will be useful to him.
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1. Healing Factor.=O
2. Perfect Memory.=O
3. Enchanted Body/ Reflexes of a Fly=O
4. Parallel Thinking=O
5. Type 1 Immortality=O
6. Mana Sight=O
7. Mind Resistance=O
8. Perfect Copy/ Enchanted Mimicry=O
9. Always Clean=O
10. Adaptation=O
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These are all he can think of at this moment that are powerful but not too overpowered. He listed them in his mind.
' Here boss. I have them listed in my mind. Please see which of them would you gift me. I am sorry if I listed more than I could have. '
His boss looked at the list and after some seconds he looked at him again.
" Mortal you have chosen wisely. If you had chosen some things that are not to my liking then I would have to unfortunately choose another slave to take your place."
He shivered for a second. He doesn't need to be told what would have happened to him by then.
" Here I have marked the ones that you can take. And as I reward you for knowing you're place I have added another one. You will like it I am sure."
' You are too kind Boss. I will give it my all to make your fanfic Number 1!'
He said in his mind after taking the list. After kissing his Boss's ass he looked at the list
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1. Healing Factor=✓
2. Perfect Memory=×
3. Enchanted Body= ✓( It will enhance your memory too. )/ Reflexes of a Fly=×
4. Parallel Thinking=×
5. Type 1 Immortality=✓
6. Mana Sight= ✓
7. Mind Resistance=× ( You already have [ Immunity ] given by me to survive this place. )
8. Perfect Copy/ Enchanted Mimicry= × ( You already have something similar in Enchanted Body. )
9. Always Clean=✓
10. Adaptation= × ( Same as No.8 )
Bonus: Smoldering Intensity. ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ
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'...'
Well, what can I say except, it's nice?
' Thank you, Boss! I will not disappoint you!'
" I expect nothing less from my slave. Now if you have any last question, ask away."
He thinks for a moment and asks,
' Boss I am sorry if I disappoint you with my lack of intelligence but can you enlighten me if I will become bold by using Smoldering Intensity like it's original owner?'
"..."
'....'
" Ftt~! Nice one slave. I like funny ones. And to answer you're question. No, you will not get bold. Of course, if you want to get bold..."
' No Boss! I like my hair very much. Thank you for answering my question Boss.'
" Hm. Now of you go and make sure to live an entertaining life. I will now write an intro for my fanfic. Shoo."
And with a motion of his hand the soul gets sucked away by a portal and with that starts the beginning of a new fanfic.
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After sanding away the soul we can see the Being finally stopped writing in the air.
" So? What do you think? I did pretty good, right? Well, I did better than you at least."
Fttt~! Dream on mate. You will never be better than me. I created you so that you are able to write like that.
Now go to you've wife. Don't you have to support her? Shoo.
If the Being has something to say, he doesn't say it. He just opened a portal looked up one last time and said,
" Bitch, I know you're just jealous because you're a virgin and I have hundreds of wives! " With that he portal away- no bitch, that portal somehow got messed up, and he got teleported to a gay world where he has to stay 7 days and he also got a curse of destroying any kinds of clothes or Illusions he wears to hide his body until he gets out of that universe.
Take that bitch! That will teach him a lesson to not mess with me again. Muhahahaha * cough* * cough*.
See you in the next chapter. *Cough*