"I am so lucky I didn't watch that trash." A voice cackled in a dark room as he stared at the screen showing the rent-a-girlfriend ending, tissues littered the floor of the room while the bed was completely messy.
Around the edge of the bed laid a few piles of clothes which were not limited to the edge of the bed, the piles of dirty clothes were scattered around the room.
The room had little to no light penetrating it, the only light that was shining was the dim, flickering overhead light.
The boy leaned back against his chair as his face got illuminated by the light, he had a few handsome features, his green eyes seemed to help the light illuminate the room as his black hair fell to his eyes in an attempt to stop that process.
He gave a deep sigh as he got up from the chair, he wasn't that tall, no he was just short.
Standing at 5'4, Sam was bullied throughout his whole life. He took it as a joke at first that his friends made but soon it started hurting him, pushing him to becoming a recluse.
Sam really hoped he would get a chance like one of those Isekai protagonists and reincarnate in another world. He wanted to change, he didn't want to be himself anymore.
But no matter how much ever he tried to change it, he would still come back to his recluse life.
A fresh start meant that he would actually be able to start a life anew.
But in the end he knew that what he was thinking of was wishful thinking, such things would never happen, he was bound to repeat the cycle over and over again.
"Whatever, no need to dwell on this now. Should I go back to watching mommy asmr or watch vampire diaries. I can't lie, Esther is kinda fire." He muttered to himself and propped open the computer screen and browsed to Netflix.
His eyes absent mindedly watched the screen as he opened a bag of chips, "God my biggest dream is to be her boytoy." He said as he watched Esther's amazing figure.
After a few hours of watching the show, he stretched his body slightly as he exited from his room.
The sunlight hit his pale figure as his body let out a yawn, his eyes drifted upwards only to be met with a massive cracked rock hurtling towards him.
"Meteor ossan?" He asked in a stunned manner.
Within moments the meteor fell towards him as he closed his eyes and accepted his fate.
"...."
Sam woke up with a startled yell as his which were naturally adapted to the dark glanced at the scene surrounding him.
A vast limitless void in which a few stars glistened here and there. Between those stars, countless strings of silver light were woven into a beautiful and inconceivably complex net, forming various nexuses and constellations. It was truly breathtaking.
"Is this one of those Isekai tropes? Am I a fictional character?" He asked with surprise as a being emerged from the void, the darkness moulded and joined together to form a pitch black figure with red eyes.
He had a nose which wasn't normal, there was no flesh surrounding it as it was stuck to his skin. The kind you see when you remove the flesh around your nose, his teeth were black as he had no lips.
"Sorry for that." He said in a soft tone as he looked at Sam with interest.
"For what?" Sam asked as the suspicion of him being a fictional character grew.
"Well for that meteor, you see what happened was my son, whose like a month in your terms, picked his nose and flicked his booger.
This booger somehow miraculously went into one of those stars, thereby coming into your world, and killing you." He said as his arms extended to point towards all the bright stars around the void.
"So…. I'm dead, and those stars represent worlds? Like actual worlds, like tvd, Supernatural, Teen Wolf?" Sam asked with narrowed eyes.
"Uh huh, completely right. No matter what 'God' exists in those universes. I'm the most supreme being. I just created those because I was bored." He said as he checked out his nails, which weren't present.
He then quickly looked back at Sam and continued, "I feel kind of sorry for you, dying such a pathetic death. So I've decided to grant you an opportunity" He said with a tinge of sadness that Sam couldn't decipher if it was real or just a show to make him believe he was good.
"Ouch dude, but what's the opportunity?" He asked with mild interest as his figure started glitching.
"I'm going to reincarnate you, into a universe of choosing. You can choose your powers, you have unlimited wishes btw."
He conjured up a phone as he explained to Sam. Sam doubted his words and reaffirmed, "Unlimited? Isn't there a limit like one or two?"
"Eh I don't care much, I'm just giving you a makeup gift. No matter what you choose, in the end you won't be able to kill me." He said with a smirk.
"Why can't I just wish for your powers." Sam said with a forced smile, trying not to beat up the 'Omnipotent God'
"Sure do it, I don't care. But two beings who hold such immense powers cannot exist. In the end you'll die, I'll die, creation dies, everyone dies. And then the universe resets and a new supreme being like me will be born, it's a whole process." The being said with indifference.
He paused for a moment before continuing, "To be honest I actually want you to do it, I'm so sick and tired of maintaining the universe. Please do it, let me rest."
"Alright bro, chill!" Sam said as he waved his hands.
"Well now let me think of my wishes." He said with a long pause as he considered each and every aspect of his wishes.
"First of all I want to be a True Alpha from Teen Wolf." Sam with a grin.
Teen Wolf was his favorite, even though it was pretty mid-writing wise and wasn't that good of a show, he still liked it. It had been his first tv show, he always kept coming back to it no matter what.
It helped him get through the bullying and was his comfort show overall.
"Alright." The being said with clear lack of interest.
"The next power I want is to have the powers of a werewolf from tvd." Sam said with excitement.
Tvd was coming up to be his favourite show and the werewolves there were pretty nifty. They also showed the reality of werewolves, sometimes it isn't sunshine and rainbows, werewolves were also his favourite Supernatural creature so it made sense to pick it.
"Hmm fine but you should know, because of also becoming part werewolf from vampire diaries will have some downsides.
"For instance, while you'll be able to shift into a partial wolf form during non full moon days and have access to your werewolf venom which kills vampires. During full moons, you'll have to forcefully shift like a werewolf from tvd during a full moon but you'll have consciousness during your wolf form."
Sam thought over it for a bit before indicating to him that he was okay with it, "Before I tell my last wish, I want to know your name?"
The supreme looked at him before sighing, "You can call me The Shadow."
"Nice name." He said with a smile before continuing.
"My last and final wish is to be reborn in the vampire diaries as Esther Mikealson's boytoy." The Shadow heard his words as his eyes slightly widened.
"That's it? Three wishes? I expected more." The Shadow said with slight excitement.
"Well I don't like being too overpowered, it ruins the fun. I hated it when that made characters overpowered in novels. But you're surprised by this? Not the boytoy part?" Sam said as he looked at the Shadow with curiosity.
"I don't even remember how old I am, it's been a long time. And you'll be surprised by how many times such incidents have happened, most people go for an overpowered build. So this actually surprised me.
"And you'll be surprised by how much weird shit people ask for, so this is just average for me, not even that bad." He said with a pause before continuing.
"Good luck kid." And with a soft snap of his fingers, Sam vanished from the void.
"He's an interesting kid, I think I'll have some enjoyment for a while." The Shadow whispered to himself ominously before his figure melted and joined back with the abyss.