The sky cracked like glass.
Clouds twisted above the scorched wasteland as spiritual pressure thickened the air to molasses. Every soldier in the Cultivation Coalition formation gritted their teeth. Tens of thousands stood ready—spear tips glinting, banners fluttering, battle qi roaring across the plain.
And at the center?
One man.
Barefoot.
Half-naked.
Hair loose, cloak torn, eyes bored.
Kael Draven.
He stood alone at the foot of the crimson valley—ankle-deep in mud, blood, and crushed armor. A broken sword hung from his fingertips like a toy. His chest bore glowing scars in the shape of ancient glyphs. His lips curved, lazy and lethal.
"Fifty thousand cultivators for one man," Kael said, voice calm like still water hiding a serpent. "You came for slaughter. You'll leave as fertilizer."
A nearby sect elder screamed, "Formation! Channel the Sky Piercer Array!"
Spiritual energy surged as mages and martial artists linked qi, forming a golden formation in the clouds—a divine construct meant to obliterate entire provinces.
"Wait for my signal—"
Kael vanished.
The sky ruptured.
One second later, the elder's head rolled off his shoulders. The signal never came.
[Supreme Chaos System Activated.]
Quest Complete: "Kill a Commanding Elder Before Battle Begins."
Reward: [Glitched Movement: Chaos Echo Step] Unlocked.
Kael's afterimage exploded outward—fifty of him blitzing the frontlines. Bodies flew. Heads snapped. Screams fractured the air.
A war priest lunged forward, chanting divine judgment.
"O Heavenly Will, smite the her—"
Kael appeared behind him, leaned in close, and said, "You speak of heaven as if it listens to worms."
He shoved a chaos-forged dagger up through the priest's spine and kicked the corpse through three rows of shocked disciples.
"Next," he said, already walking away.
Lightning fell. Spears stabbed. Spells detonated. But Kael was everywhere—a glitch in reality, phasing between logic, teleporting with disdain.
He somersaulted over a war tiger, grabbed its rider mid-air, and slammed him into the beast's skull with enough force to make the earth cough blood.
"You're not warriors. You're meat dressed in uniforms."
A Towering Sect Master Roared:
"He's one man! Lock the perimeter! Kill the illusion!"
Kael stepped out of the master's own shadow.
"This isn't an illusion."
He drove his broken sword through the sect master's mouth.
"This is inevitability."
The Sect Master's head exploded.
[Glitched Title Earned: Shadow of Slaughter]
+10 Chaos Points. +1 MILF Attraction Aura Increased.
"Power granted by systems. Positions inherited by bloodlines. Titles bought with wealth."
Kael stepped over a corpse. "None of it means anything when reality chooses to glitch."
Above, the MILF General Yue Lan watched in horror.
She stood atop a flying beast, hair flowing, armor tight around her curves. Thirty-eight years old, peak Spirit Saint, veteran of a hundred wars.
She'd seen empires rise. She'd burned cities with a gesture.
But she had never seen a man tear apart five entire divisions without qi.
"Impossible," she breathed. "What... is he?"
Kael appeared mid-air beside her, walking across invisible platforms like a glitching god.
"I am what happens when fate makes a mistake. And I correct it."
He kicked her mount in the skull—sent the beast plummeting.
She attacked with lightning whips and flying sabers.
Kael parried them all barehanded—then caught her blade between two fingers and winked.
"Beautiful. Strong. And utterly outclassed."
[New Quest: Seduce General Yue Lan mid-battle. Reward: Forbidden Skill – Dual Cultivation Recovery Mode.]
She screamed and swung.
Kael caught her arm, spun her behind him, and launched her into her own airship. It exploded.
"Sleep. We'll talk after the war."
Back on the ground… chaos.
Kael touched the earth with both palms.
"Let's educate the unworthy."
[Activating Chaos Technique: Meteoric Slaps of Mass Destruction]
The sky turned red.
From above, dozens of colossal red palm imprints descended—system-glitched meteors shaped like warning notifications.
They crashed into formations.
They crushed sects.
They slapped patriarchs across time zones.
A man screamed, "WHY ARE THE METEORS SLAPPING ME?!"
"Because justice takes many forms. Mine happens to be hilarious."
"Power means nothing if it follows a script," Kael snarled, walking through fire. "This world was built to suppress monsters. But I am the glitch they can't delete."
Final Enemy—Heavenly Guardian Sect Master
A golden-robed cultivator rose, surrounded by twenty spirit beasts, seven rotating halos, and a harem of floating concubines.
"Trash like you doesn't get to break the world, Draven!"
Kael grinned.
"I'm not trash. I'm the rewrite function you can't comprehend."
"I don't break the world. I overwrite it."
He blurred.
One punch.
The sky shattered.
The Sect Master exploded into red mist. The harem fainted.
[Quest Complete: Slaughter 50,000 Enemies in One Battle]
Rewards: Chaos Resonance Level Up, +1 Legendary Title [Bug in the Sky], +12 Panties Looted (Auto-Equipped to Inventory).
In the Smoking Aftermath...
Kael stood alone, surrounded by shattered banners, broken swords, and moaning survivors.
He cracked his neck.
"An entire coalition, erased. Expected more from a multiversal alliance."
From a pile of rubble, General Yue Lan emerged—bruised, furious, lips trembling.
Kael walked toward her, wiped blood from his blade, and offered his hand.
"You can keep pretending you still have pride..."
"Or surrender that too, and live."
Her eyes widened.
"You bastard—"
She fainted.
Kael caught her.
The system dinged.
[Yue Lan's Affection +53. Alignment Shift: From Murder to Complicated Feelings.]
[New Quest Unlocked: "MILF Recovery Through Prolonged Physical Contact."]
Kael looked up.
Thousands dead.
He sighed.
"They came to slay a myth. They left proving it."