Facing this familiar question, Emiya smiled and asked back, "What do you think? Do you think you're a character in an anime?"
Haruhi Suzumiya didn't answer immediately. Instead, she crossed her arms and pondered.
Emiya didn't rush her.
After a while, Haruhi Suzumiya smiled with a sense of relief and said calmly, "Of course I don't think I'm a character in an anime. If you want to know why, there's only one answer."
She jumped up from the sofa and stood in front of Emiya, saying proudly, "Because I'm right here!"
Emiya couldn't help but applaud Haruhi Suzumiya. "As expected of the self-centered and arrogant Haruhi Suzumiya. That's a great answer."
This was very similar to what Takashi Natsume said. They both had the mindset of "I think, therefore I am."
"So, what do you think of me?" Haruhi Suzumiya asked curiously. She leaned her head forward and stared at Emiya, wanting to know what this man thought of her.
"I'm watching," Emiya replied.
Haruhi Suzumiya clicked her tongue, looking displeased. "I'm not satisfied with that answer."
But she didn't force Emiya to say anything else.
Instead, she sat back down and continued watching the anime, muttering to herself, "So that Yuki Nagato is an alien, Mikuru Asahina is from the future, and Itsuki Koizumi is a psychic, huh?"
At the end, she couldn't help but add, "Those guys have some nerve to hide it from me."
Emiya couldn't help but retort, "Why would they hide it from you? Don't you know?"
"I'm not listening, not listening," Haruhi Suzumiya shook her head vigorously and said as if she were the only one in the room, "In any case, anyone who hid something from me is getting the death penalty, the death penalty!"
"Hold on, hold on," Emiya listened to this and felt a chill down his spine.
"Don't forget who you are, Haruhi Suzumiya. You're the one who can change the world, the one whose wishes come true. Even if you're joking, you can't say something like that. What if your wish comes true? Wouldn't the people you killed be wronged?"
"How is that possible?" Haruhi Suzumiya scoffed at Emiya's words and waved her hand dismissively.
"A wish is a strong desire that you want to come true. Don't you even understand that?"
Emiya: "..."
He felt as if he was being subtly looked down upon by Haruhi Suzumiya, and he suddenly didn't want to talk to her anymore.
A little later, Haruhi Suzumiya clapped her hands. "Okay, it's decided. When I go back, I'm going to find all of those people."
"Find all of them?" Emiya was stunned and suddenly realized, "Wait, you're not even acquainted with them yet. You haven't created the SOS Brigade yet?"
Haruhi Suzumiya said, "Didn't I just introduce myself? I'm a new student at North High School! I've only been there for less than a week!"
Emiya: "...So, the story hasn't started yet?"
"That's right," Haruhi Suzumiya nodded. "I've been trying out club activities recently, but since I know there are so many interesting things in the world, those bothersome club activities can be ignored. I'll just form the SOS Brigade first. I'll be the Brigade Chief, and you'll be the Vice Brigade Chief."
Emiya sighed. "You're really self-centered. Shouldn't you at least ask me about something this important?"
"So, you're not willing?" Haruhi Suzumiya grabbed Emiya's collar and said.
"That's not it, but I often travel to other worlds, so it's impossible for me to stay in your world. I also can't participate in the SOS Brigade activities often," Emiya said after thinking for a moment.
"That's fine. You just have to show up occasionally," Haruhi Suzumiya relaxed her conditions. "Of course, if there are any interesting things in other worlds, I hope you can invite me."
"Okay," Emiya thought about it and didn't see anything wrong with it, so he agreed. Then he asked, "So, are you still going to look for the same members for the SOS Brigade?"
"Of course. Yuki Nagato is an alien, Mikuru Asahina is from the future, and Itsuki Koizumi is a psychic. It would be a shame to let them go. In fact, I'm wondering if I should also bring in Ryoko Asakura. Even though her attributes overlap with Yuki Nagato's, she's still an alien..."
"Wait," Emiya interrupted Haruhi Suzumiya here. "You seem to have missed someone."
"Who?" Haruhi Suzumiya asked.
"Kyon. How could you forget about him?"
"Huh, why would I bring an ordinary person into my SOS Brigade?" Haruhi Suzumiya said with a look of disdain.
Emiya then remembered that in the eyes of Haruhi Suzumiya, who had only been in high school for less than a week, Kyon was a complete stranger.
The two of them had not yet established any special relationship. In Haruhi Suzumiya's eyes, Kyon was nothing special.
This is bad. Did I ruin the main characters' relationship?
"He's the male protagonist," Emiya said, deciding to give it one last try.
"So, what does that have to do with me?" Haruhi Suzumiya looked at Emiya directly and said mercilessly, "Just because the story says I end up with him, I have to treat him differently, bring him into the SOS Brigade, and fall in love with him?"
Ugh... Emiya was speechless.
Haruhi Suzumiya continued, "In the end, you're the one who caused all of this, right? If it weren't for you, I might have followed the plot, met that guy, formed the SOS Brigade, and eventually developed a special relationship with him. But because of you, the plot has been completely ruined!"
"In other words, you've completely ruined my fixed future!"
"My future partner also flew away because of you, so take responsibility, Emiya! From now on, you're my boyfriend!"
Emiya's face changed, and he said without hesitation, "I refuse! The thing I, Emiya, love to do the most is to say no to people who think they're hot stuff."
Haruhi Suzumiya: "..."
To be honest, if it were Yuki Nagato or Mikuru Asahina confessing to him, Emiya might have agreed.
But the person who said these words was Haruhi Suzumiya, a girl with a strong desire to win, a self-centered personality who thought the world revolved around her, who was completely unpredictable, and who had extreme mood swings.
She would not listen to things she didn't like and would immediately put her ideas into action.
Emiya thought, I don't need a girlfriend like that.
"You bastard..." Haruhi Suzumiya's voice came out through clenched teeth.
"Don't you dare trample on my maiden heart again and again! Death penalty, immediate execution!"
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