[Host, wake up! Dangerous things are approaching your butt!]
Kai's eyes opened slowly. The first thing that entered his sight was not the sky, not the ground… but two snow-white globes right in front of him. They were shaking up and down like jelly every time their owner moved.
'Whaaa!!! Buttocks! Jiggly, jiggly buttocks!'
'Wait… wait a second. What the hell is this?! Where am I?!'
Kai jumped to his feet in a rush. His head turned left and right, taking in the unfamiliar land around him.
"Damn it! Catch that beast!"
"What do I do?! What do I do?!"
"Use a fireball, you useless fool! Fireball it!"
Whoosh! Boom!
"Graaaah!"
Thud!
The giant black wolf, taller than an adult man, collapsed on the ground. The one who had shouted earlier, the owner of the snowy peaks, was now kneeling, chest rising and falling heavily as sweat dripped down her face.
Two boys hurried to her side.
"M-Miss S-Sakura Flatfield, are you alright?" One of them reached out a trembling hand.
Slap!
Her palm struck his hand aside without hesitation. Her eyes turned sharp, her lips curling into a scornful sneer.
"Hmph! Useless trash! I could have died just now because of you fools! Do you know what my father would do if I died? He would burn the entire world to ashes! Hmph!"
The boy who had offered his hand trembled like a leaf in the wind. His companion kept his head lowered, not daring to make a sound. Both of them swallowed nervously.
"Let's just… go to the academy quickly. If more things like that appear, we won't survive."
She stood up, her chest bouncing up and down, then turned around sharply. What she saw made her face twist in disgust.
It was none other than the most useless boy in the entire class, the one everyone called trash, the ugly-faced Kai.
Miss Sakura spat on the ground, her lips curling with contempt.
"It's because of you! Because of you, we are in this mess, you useless bastard! Useless, useless!"
Kick!
"Arghhh!!"
"Hmph!"
Without even hesitating, Sakura lifted her leg and swung it hard. Her sharp shoe connected directly with Kai's poor crotch.
The kick landed perfectly on his little brother, and Kai fell to the ground like a sack of rotten potatoes.
He was so fouced on the skirt riding up when she raised her leg for the kick, that he didn't register what had happened, until getting kicked in the balls. He was sure, the kick was worth the scene but then again, pain was pain.
"What the fuck did I do?!"
Kai screamed, clutching his pearls. His poor little brothers had definitely been crushed.
But of course, the so-called jade beauty and her two dog-like goons were already walking off, leaving him behind with nothing but the giant-ass corpse of a black wolf.
No matter how you looked at it, the situation was absurd.
School uniforms and giant wolves? In the middle of a forest? What kind of nonsense setting was this?
Kai didn't even know where he was. One moment he was wasting time playing a dogshit, garbage-tier, incel fantasy smut game… and the next moment he was living inside it.
"What in the actual fuck is happening right now?"
Kai, by the way, was not special. He was your average unemployed virgin gooner. Yes, a professional gooner. His life's work was discovering new mediums to goon to—videos, hentai mangas, pornhwas, even smut webnovels that were clearly written by high school dropouts.
When he got bored of all that, he moved to games. Hentai games, eroge, visual novels—you name it. He'd played them all.
In fact, Kai had already completed about six hundred and ninety different porn games. Six hundred and ninety! He was practically a scholar of degeneracy.
But tonight, he wanted just one more round before sleeping. Just a little "goon snack." So, with nothing good left in his library, he scraped the bottom of the barrel and downloaded a random game.
The title?
[Conquering Demon Queen as an Academy Student.]
'…'
[…]
The name itself was already a certified pile of diarrhea from a dog that ate rotten meat.
The story of the game was very simple. Too simple.
There was a certified degenerate running around, conquering women left and right. That was literally the plot. He was the player character, the chosen one, the "hero."
And since this was an incel game, obviously the important characters—the ones with designs, names, and actual dialogue—were all women. Every single one of them.
The player's job? To take this incel and make him not an incel. NTR, cuckolding, harem stealing, teacher seduction, milf corruption, step-sister blah blah blah—everything was in the catalog. If it was a fetish, it was here.
'…'
But of course, none of that mattered now. Because the very first thing that happened when Kai woke up in this world… was getting his balls crushed.
And not just by anyone. No, it had to be the so-called academy beauty. The cold, arrogant flower of the campus. The untouchable goddess herself.
Miss Sakura Flatfield.
Kai was instantly sure of one thing: he was not the main character. Absolutely not.
There was a very good reason for that.
In the game, Sakura—the icy queen, the rich daughter, the bully who had a bully boyfriend—was secretly a hidden heroine. A closeted simp for the main character.
She would never, never in a thousand years, do something like this. She would never spit at him, call him trash, or smash his family jewels. No. If by some chance she even brushed against the protagonist's crotch, she would immediately blush, kneel, and start treating his little brother like a holy relic.
But here she was. Crushing Kai's balls like a villainess in chapter one.
"Man… what a drag."
Kai dragged a tired hand over his face, rubbing the sleep and pain from his eyes. His poor little brothers were still screaming silently in agony.
[Ding! Do not worry, Host! Yours truly is here to assist you!]
Well, at least having a system in a messed-up world like this was better than watching the main character steal every girl from the sidelines. That alone was worth something.
Kai rubbed his chin. "Okay… tell me. What's my special power?"
Silence. A long, awkward silence, like the system was thinking really hard about how to make his life miserable.
And then…
[Extraction.]
Kai smirked.
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[A/N: Obviously, this is a smut novel. No cap. Tons and tons of smut. Every chapter dripping with it. The main heroines are characters you already know, so it's super easy to imagine them in… compromising positions.
Anyway, stay tuned, add this to your collection, and enjoy the chaos.
Oh, and one more thing, turn your damn brains off. This is a power-fantasy smut novel, by a degenerate, for degenerates. Just enjoy it. Stroke your little brother responsibly.]