Chapter 1: Uchiha Tensei
This book is a 'brainless' novel; please leave your brain at the door.
My name is Tensei. While I was at home watching anime, I somehow transmigrated into the Naruto World.
To my surprise, I became the son of Uchiha Madara. My father was eliminated by the First Hokage Hashirama Senju at the Valley of the End for defecting from the Village. My mother, unable to bear the Village's rumors and gossip, died of a broken heart. Just like that, I became an orphan.
My current name is Uchiha Tensei, and I am ten years old. Because I am the son of a rogue ninja, I haven't been allowed to enroll in the academy.
When he was three years old, Senju Tobirama, the Second Hokage, believed that as Uchiha Madara's descendant, he would surely become a threat in the future and should be eliminated early on. Fortunately, he was stopped by Senju Hashirama. Senju Hashirama believed that all the fault lay with Madara alone and there was no need to force Madara's sins onto his descendant.
It must be said that Hashirama was truly Madara's best buddy; even after Madara defected, he still protected Madara's child.
Originally, this was a good thing for Tensei, but unfortunately, the good times didn't last. Senju Hashirama, who returned from the great battle with Madara at the Valley of the End, passed away within two years.
It was originally agreed that the position of Second Hokage should be held by someone from the Uchiha, but because of Madara's defection and the lack of any powerhouse in the clan who could rival Senju Tobirama, Senju Tobirama directly became the Second Hokage of Konoha with everyone's recommendation, relying on his formidable strength and prestige. The Uchiha Clan didn't dare to contest it.
At the age of five, when Tensei should have started school, his right to an education was directly stripped away after Senju Tobirama took office as Hokage. Furthermore, he sent people to monitor Tensei. The Uchiha Clan Members also kept their distance from him, fearing that any association would offend the Second Hokage.
But even so, Tensei, who inherited Madara's powerful bloodline, still displayed astonishing learning talent.
Although most of the powerful Ninjutsu scrolls and money were confiscated by the Second Hokage, he still attained the strength of a Genin relying only on the Three Basic Jutsu left behind.
However, the more he showed such talent, the more the Second Hokage wanted to kill him. The Second Hokage had wanted to dispose of him many times, but was stopped by his sister-in-law—Senju Hashirama's wife, Uzumaki Mito. Otherwise, our Tensei might not have lived to be ten years old.
By a river, Tensei sat on a rock, watching the slowly flowing water, unable to help but lament his tragic fate.
"I'm a modern youth who actually transmigrated into the Naruto World. Fine, but becoming Uchiha Madara's son? Madara didn't even have a son in the original work! No school, and they're monitoring me; this is basically a setup to play me to death," Tensei picked up a stone and threw it into the river, his face clouded with worry.
"I watched Naruto before I transmigrated, and I know the plot, but right now it has nothing to do with the plot. I don't even know if I can survive until then. Even if I do, given Konoha Village's strict surveillance, I'll probably just be a complete weakling of an old man by the time the story starts."
"Sigh, no Ninjutsu scrolls to study, no one to teach me, and no cheat. No matter how strong my talent is, there's nowhere to use it. Am I supposed to develop my own Ninjutsu?"
"Eh? Developing Ninjutsu... that's right!!! I can develop my own Ninjutsu. I'm such a blockhead, why didn't I think of this before?" Tensei slapped his forehead.
"Before developing Ninjutsu, I first need to confirm what Chakra natures I have, and then research based on those attributes. Chakra Induction Paper is easy to get; they sell it on the streets. Let's do it!" Tensei immediately jogged toward the street.
The three Anbu responsible for monitoring Tensei (founded by the Second Hokage Senju Tobirama) saw Tensei sprinting to the street and followed closely behind.
"Captain, he's just a kid. Is it really necessary for us to watch him all day long?"
One wearing a cat-face mask spoke up, and another nodded in agreement.
"You just joined the Anbu, so of course you don't understand. His father was an existence who could stand shoulder-to-shoulder with Shodai-sama."
"What! You mean that defected former Uchiha Clan Head? He's actually that person's descendant?"
"Now you know his importance, right?"
Both team members nodded.
Tensei didn't know the Anbu were discussing him. At this moment, he was happily running home holding the Chakra Induction Paper he had just bought.
His home was on the outermost edge of the Uchiha territory. Compared to Naruto's situation, the only difference was that no one threw things at him or called him a monster.
He got home, closed the door, and immediately began the test. He slowly channeled Chakra into the induction paper. Very quickly, the top-left corner of the paper began to burn. Seeing this, Tensei wasn't surprised at all; almost every Uchiha has Fire nature Chakra.
As the Chakra continued to flow in, the top-right corner began to wrinkle, the bottom-left crumbled into dust, and the bottom-right became wet. Then, it split directly in two, as if sliced down the middle.
Seeing the induction paper reveal that he had five Chakra natures, he wasn't happy; instead, his expression turned grim.
"Holy shit. My identity is already conspicuous enough. If that guy Senju Tobirama finds out about the five natures, he'll probably charge into my house with a blade right away."
"No way, no way. I have to destroy this scrap of paper completely. The plot hasn't even started yet; I can't let my ship sink over such a small matter."
Tensei then took out a small brazier and threw the induction paper inside. Only after watching it turn into a pile of ash did he feel slightly relieved.
Just then, a voice suddenly rang in Tensei's ear.
[Ding! Point System binding in progress... host: Uchiha Tensei.]
"Ah! What the hell?" Tensei felt a burst of headache as a flood of information rushed into his brain. It took half an hour for the pain to slowly subside.
Just as the pain vanished, a virtual screen appeared directly in front of Tensei.
"Whoa!" This scene gave him a fright; anyone would be startled if something suddenly appeared before their eyes.
Then, rows of text appeared on the screen, and the system's voice rang out.
[The system will issue tasks from time to time based on the host's surroundings. Completing tasks will earn the host points and rewards. Points can be exchanged in the Shop for items you need.]
[To use the system, the host only needs to think'System' in his mind. The system interface is only visible to the host. Now, issuing the first task: Defeat the approaching provocateur, Uchiha Yo. Reward: 100 points. Task failure: Instant death—snap!]
"Hey, hey, hey! Don't just issue tasks on your own! I haven't even figured things out yet, and your death penalty is way too much!"
The system ignored him completely.
Seeing the system ignore him, Tensei quickly organized the information. Simply put, this was a system where tasks must be completed. Completing them earns points for the Shop, and failing them means losing his life.
Tensei grit his teeth. "It seems everyone wants my life. Even this system 'cheat' is just another way to try and kill me. Since you all want me dead, I'll show you that I can survive. I'll slap all your faces; just you wait!"
Opening the Shop, Tensei thought'System' and opened the Shop to see what could be exchanged. The results were as he expected.
Rinnegan: 5,000,000 points
Eternal Mangekyo: 1,000,000 points
Sage Body: 1,000,000 points
Looking at the long string of zeros after the '1', Tensei showed an 'as expected' expression